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Heather B. Armstrong

Someone in the neighborhood Facebook group my mom belongs to washed a coyote because they thought it was a dog
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if you thought your dog came quickly when you called? Well, wait till you see Pickle...
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A weird part of toxic masculinity is not knowing how to poop properly.
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Watch this. Emma Thompson on Harvey Weinstein: He's not a sex addict, he's a predator.
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There's a Japanese gameshow where they change something in a room with chocolate and the contestants have to try and find it.
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YES. I WENT TO 7-ELEVEN JUST FOR SOME GODDAMN CORN NUTS. DAMN STRAIGHT. dooce.com/2017/10/10/to-…
Each Radiohead album described with Spongebob youtu.be/TqQrkDXcDWU is perfect in so many ways....
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I have never seen a more suspicious looking owl. One cannot imagine what nefarious deeds he's about to commit
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Congrats to @lisacongdon on her new book in which I write about turning Fuck If I Care About That Anymore years old: dooce.com/2017/10/04/boo…
Tom Petty, circa 2005, discussing the gift (and obligation) of songwriting;
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"It's almost as if the manner of protest isn't the real problem..." theatlantic.com/politics/archi…
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Wherein I tell my daughter that I've smoked pot—whoa did she ever freak the fuck out—featuring pics of cows in snow. dooce.com/2017/09/27/tis…
How to make raising animals for food sustainable: I talk w/a 9th gen. farmer and an exclusive offer from @butcherbox bit.ly/2fACuYW
Another delivery from my better looking sister wife who knows how to shop: dooce.com/2017/09/18/ano… @FabFitFun #fabfitfunpartner
When #Cassini launched, we saw it on the news; when it got to Saturn we saw it on our PCs; when it ended, we saw it on our phones
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Cassini showed us the beauty of Saturn. It revealed the best in us. Now it's up to us to keep exploring.
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Sorry, but my kid is the best kid who ever lived. There's no need to argue anymore: dooce.com/2017/09/12/is-…
2 Atlantic hurricanes currently have winds of 150 mph (#Irma and #Jose) - 1st time on record Atlantic has had 2 150+ mph storms at same time
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I am at a complete and utter loss for words looking at Irma's appearance on satellite imagery.
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The world is going to hell. You owe it to yourself to watch this video of Irish people attempting to get a bat out of their kitchen.
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SWEET JESUS HILLARY HAS NO MERCY! God I love this.
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