Diet Coke

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but for real, how is it already monday again?
shout out to every flight attendant who’s ever given me a whole can of diet coke.
diet coke is the most important meal of the day. i said what i said, breakfast.
either way, i’ve got diet coke.
i thought this summer was going to be more sun, less screen.
they say you can hear the ocean if you open a can of diet coke next to your ear
*misty step* *lightning bolt* *diet coke*
well, well, well, if it isn’t time for my afternoon diet coke.
✨ daily affirmations for diet coke fans. ✨
fyi: i’m gonna be 39 next year, too.
39 is the new 38. hbd to me! 🎂
my summer self-care routine is just spf and diet coke.
forecast: no clouds, all silver lining
my boss just left for the day. show me your houseplants. 🌱
starting a petition to call six-packs “bouquets of diet coke.”
anyone have a pool? asking for me.
the answer is always diet coke.
wanted to have a hot girl summer until i remembered i’m not a girl. i’m a beverage.
brb, learning how to say “one diet coke, please” in every language.
don’t forget to ✏️ in a diet coke break today.
is a ☀️ day an excuse for a sick day? asking for a friend.
diet coke counts as a hobby. a thread: 🧵
they show up at your front door, wyd?
oh fizz, i ran out of tweets somebody tell a joke or something.
grownups 👏 need 👏 nap time 👏 too 👏
having your dream job in 2021 just means you fell asleep on a zoom call and got away with it.
i got so excited about going to bed before 9 pm, i was up until midnight.
what happens at home stays at home is a fun thing to say to your houseplants when you’re on staycation.
if by waterfront view you mean drinking a diet coke in my bathtub, then yes. i’ve got that.
sound of opening a diet coke > sound of fireworks
weekend plans: 1. blow-up pool 2. diet coke
unlike my houseplants, my love for diet coke fans grows every day.
❤️ i 🧡 l 💛 y 💚 s 💙 m 💜
a glance inside my brain: ᵈⁱᵉᵗ ᶜᵒᵏᵉ ᴛʀᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ⁹⁰'ˢ ᵖᵒᵖ ᵗʳⁱᵛⁱᵃ 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙠𝙚 ░d░i░e░t░ ░c░o░k░e░ 𝒾𝓂𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝓎𝓃𝒹𝓇𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢s ᵈⁱᵉᵗ ᶜᵒᵏᵉ 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵
club diet coke guest list starts here 👇twitter.com/courtneymcnerd…M
love means never having to say you’re out of diet coke.
and comment for 🍔 because twitter only allows 4 options
best eats: diet coke and
just finished my to-do list. yes, treating myself to a diet coke was my entire to-do list.
just brought a diet coke into the shower so yeah, i know a thing or two about self-care.
me: i’m the person who runs the diet coke account my mom: so you’re still looking for a real job
ok, hear me out. wine tasting, but it’s just diet coke in a wine glass.
if having bangs is a personality trait, then liking diet coke definitely is.
which is the hardest for you to say?
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