Darth Putin
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At least they're not mocking my military "strategy". twitter.com/Reuters/status…
He looks fucking delighted at what he saw. twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
Deliberately bombing civilians on eve of G7 is message btw.
Over to you tankies.
Day 123 of my 3 day war. It's going so well I have sacked a bunch of my generals again. Again.
I remain a master strategist.
4 months of my 3 day war. The invasion has made NATO & EU both enlarge towards Russia.
I remain a master strategist.
This is interference in my internal affairs of Ukraine & Moldova. Kremlin will develop masterful strategic response. twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
Do not believe *anything* until the Kremlin denies it™️ twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
Day 120 of my 3 day war. Ukraine has been granted EU candidate status, exactly as I invaded to prevent.
I remain a master strategist.
Weeks - 18
Victories - 0
Sanctions - ♾️
Economy - 🚽💩 🧻
Dead - 30,000+
Ukraine - EU candidate
Finland & Sweden - NATO
Tanks - Still exploding
Navy - Still sinking
Generals - Still dying
Macron & Scholz - Unfriended
War crimes - Charges pending
I remain a master strategist
My war is going so well & we have so much to gloat about that @mod_russia hasn't tweeted in nearly 2 months
I remain a master strategist
Absolutely nothing to do with complying with EU law on sanctions without being afraid of being invaded. The world was better when small countries lived at the mercy of large dictatorships. History teaches us this.
He thinks we have a powerful military. That's sweet.
It remains however a complete mystery why so many of our former colonies want to join NATO. twitter.com/RichardHanania…
It's like these folks haven't seen how we've fucked up in Ukraine, realized last time Chinese military (which probably isn't as good as ours) tried anything they got their asses handed to them & thought "maybe we'd fuck up Taiwan invasion even more royally than Russia is rn"
You might have no problem but we would have serious problems. Haven't you seen how shit our military is?? twitter.com/ZzGgWw5/status…
Graveyards in playgrounds. An image which articulates the inhuman barbarity Russia's inflicted on #Ukraine. A place where children used to play and build sandcastles, turned into a place of rotting corpses & death. Said to be in the town of #Rubizhne - eastern Ukraine.
Retweeted by Darth Putin Stalin had been warned of precise date of invasion by Soviet spy Willy Lehman. When reading it Stalin said Lehman could go fuck his mother for lying. He trusted Hitler
Imagine now Russia being led by man who refuses to believe obvious Intel & leads his country to catastrophe...
And of course we lost the chance to have more victory parades with Nazis to celebrate us liberating Poland from Poles & many of those poles from living
And they ended the chance to add to the 7 conferences Soviet NKVD had with Gestapo to manage our joint partition of Poland.
And also the German–Soviet Trade and Credit Agreement under which we each also got useful goodies.
They also violated the German–Soviet Border and Commercial Agreement under which we supplied them raw materials for war which helped then conquer western Europe, sending untold numbers to concentration camps
They also violated the "German-Soviet Boundary & Friendship Treaty" that liberated Poland from Poland. This treaty also didn’t have secret clauses about spheres of influences & us handing prisoners over to the Nazis
USSR never attacked anyone as part of a secret agreement with Nazis, except Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Poland, Romania, Finland & Moldova
OTD in 1941 Nazis violated our non aggression pact that totally didn't contain a secret clause to begin a special military operation against USSR who had never attacked anyone
Imagine it today - a country launching invasion to annihilate & commit genocide....
"some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make" twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
'Please show your continued opposition 4 months to the day to Putin's criminal war and plundering of Ukraine at the Russian Consulate W8 4QS on Friday 24 June, 9-12 am/2-5pm'.
Retweeted by Darth Putin The GOP want ethnonationalist theocracy and the Dems don’t want to abolish Capitalism either, so THEY👏🏻ARE👏🏻EQUIVALENT👏🏻😎🌹
Retweeted by Darth Putin It's not a blockade of Kaliningrad, it's a "special access denial operation" twitter.com/MID_RF/status/…
That's where I've taken Russia, not even Lithuania is afraid of us.
"Russia demands". Or we'll sink our ships off Lithuania as well. twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
Do not believe *anything* until the Kremlin denies it™️ twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
CNN's back on the "Russian-backed separatists" bandwagon.
Dear @CNN - after 3 months of full on Russian invasion of Ukraine (not counting the last EIGHT YEARS) one would think you'd give up on this "separatists" bullish!t already.
edition.cnn.com/2022/06/20/wor…
Retweeted by Darth Putin Immigrants didn't take your job and Ukrainians aren't the reason your student loans aren't cancelled.
Retweeted by Darth Putin You're right. It *was* a warship. Apologies for any misunderstanding. twitter.com/RobB17756976/s…
Russia continues to force families of Russian sailors killed on the cruiser Moskva to hide information about their death, reports @DI_Ukraine 1/2
en.hromadske.ua/posts/russia-s…
Retweeted by Darth Putin ENGLAND: TRANSLATORS NEEDED URGENTLY
Friends, those who are fluent in Ukrainian and English and could join as translators to train Ukrainian military in Britain. This is urgent.
The need for translators is still very high and will be high all summer.
docs.google.com/forms/d/1BUi2n…
Retweeted by Darth Putin She's right. The way it's going they'll throw us out of Crimea too twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
Day 115 of my 3 day war. I lost another warship to a country that doesn't have a navy.
I remain a master strategist.
"Western agencies" trying to "destabilize" were blamed. Imagine using such a shit excuse to justify brutality today...
OTD in 1953 Soviet tanks crushed workers protests in East Germany. Up to 125 were killed.
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