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Our highest placed agent in USA has been discovered twitter.com/wendyrogersaz/…
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It may be the end of @KyivPost as we know it, the most important independent source of information about Ukraine in English. I have an honour to know personally its editor-in-chief and many journalists: they are very professional. This is an attack on media freedom in Ukraine twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/…
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Stating you work for the British "Brodasting" Corporation certainly indicates that a keen legal mind is finally onto you. twitter.com/mariannaspring…
John Perry once posed as a man named "Charles Redvers" in order to circulate a young, anti-government Nicaraguan's false, coerced prison confession. I caught him: thedailybeast.com/in-nicaragua-t… twitter.com/NACLA/status/1…
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Because sanctions cost money whereas concern is free. twitter.com/ischinger/stat…
Germany seeks to strengthen its presence in the Indo-Pacific while simultaneously the Chinese navy is using German technology that German manufacturers have sold them. twitter.com/julianku/statu…
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This always triggers the tankies 😎
OTD in 1917 the Red Revolution. An illegal, foreign backed coup aimed at breaking Russia overthrew the legitimate government in the first "color revolution"
Only Russian allowed to take half naked, sexually suggestive pictures in public is Prez. vvp. theguardian.com/world/2021/nov…
Modern dictatorship relies on access to the West
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Cos apparently our spies are so fucking incompetent they can't catch CIA doing this. According to my trolls. Who are all morons.
We let USA know that we are closely monitoring the CIA kill squads we can't catch that they have in Russia who keep nearly killing only Russian dissidents with nerve agents only Russia has. twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
Da. "Russia is not even in Donbass" Who can explain why those Pro Russian ‘rebels’ on Russia’s border that want to join Russia never run out of Russian weapons, Russian soldiers, Russian ammo, Russian fuel, Russian spares or, just like this bullshit, Russian propaganda... twitter.com/ikeepnoticing/…
If you’ve been caught being dishonest meaning you may have to face consequences of your own stupid actions, be sure to point out that in fact it’s cos everyone is ‘woke’.
Russia is concerned that Ukraine keeps defending itself from Russia twitter.com/CoE_Russia/sta…
Russia has had epidemic of "mysterious circumstances" for years. twitter.com/elisabethbraw/…
Sometimes I can't tell which group I find more disgusting & dumb. Neo Nazis who deny the Holocaust while believing in white genocide conspiracy theories or Tankies who try to justify their own genocide denial by comparing the genocides they deny to the white genocide conspiracies
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A NATO invasion would probably kill fewer Russians than the Kremlin has of COVID-19.
Over 2 months after I was expelled from Russia, I notice people citing the official government line - that my 'visa wasn't extended' That sounds (almost) reasonable Until you remember they actually tried to deport me as a 'security threat' Here's the proof, again 👇�OG
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Send your CV to @RT_com. An "opinion" that it isn't a tank is just as valid as one which says that the tank is a tank. twitter.com/Sebastian_Maas…
All my trolls are morons
This all happened about 18 months after the Warsaw Pact was formed - the only mutual defense alliance in history to repeatedly attack itself. We genuinely pretend we can't understand why NATO is so popular amongst our former colonies.
They did this cos a fascist, hitlerite uprising financed by the west broke out. Imagine using such a bullshit excuse in the 21st century.
OTD in 1956 a Soviet armoured division went "on holiday" to liberate the shit out of Hungary
We don’t promote conspiracy theories. Except when we promote conspiracy theories. twitter.com/de_rt_com/stat…
Dictatorships don’t do propaganda so you believe something. We do it so you believe nothing. And more importantly, do nothing. twitter.com/RT_com/status/…
Russia commenting on journalistic freedoms is like sex offender commenting on age of consent laws twitter.com/RF_OSCE/status…
Happy Halloween from the Red Grim Reaper
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Potomac Fever (n): A disease peculiar to the greater Washington, DC, metropolitan area that presents chiefly as an intense desire in the infected to be associated with the power and prestige of the United States Federal Government, particularly the Executive Branch.
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Do not believe *anything* until the Kremlin denies it™️ twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
Still think this is the best #Halloween costume ever.
To scare your neighbors this #Halloween⁠, plant a Russian flag in your garden & tell @mfa_russia you need protection.
Halloween decorations in antivax section of Kremlin "news"
Most of the (usually white supremacist) people who spout this forget we have 20 million Muslims who are all Russian citizens. twitter.com/RT_com/status/…
We at @mfa_russia genuinely pretend we have absolutely no idea why so many of our former colonies want to join NATO. Total mystery.
We propose that after Baltic states stop threatening to defend themselves, Russia will stop threatening to attack them. twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
Fire exits in Kremlin are marked "for use of authorized persons only"
Still one of the greatest replies of all time.
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Kremlin: "We do not use energy as weapon" Also Kremlin:
Which is why I'm finding time to rant about cancel culture and NATO.
COVID is killing about as many Russians in a week as died in Afghanistan in 10 years.
If you believe it's only 1000 you probably also believe those "rebels" on our border get unlimited ammo from the moon. p.s. "legendary" on planet info wars.
Over a 1000 Russians a day are dying of COVID-19* The purpose of Russia Today is to make sure you have no idea what actually happens in Russia today. twitter.com/RT_com/status/…
Russia has found new variant of COVID that only poses risk of infection to opponents of Kremlin. It means they cannot gather together anywhere except in jail. vvp
It might be our aircraft carrier heading out to sea. twitter.com/RT_com/status/…
We pretend we have no idea why so many of our neighbors want to join NATO. Russia is peaceful country, surrounded by ceasefires. twitter.com/SputnikInt/sta…
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