Darth Putin
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Announcing official launch of book all my loyal serfs have been waiting for! "How to Tankie: The Anti-Imperialist's Guide. The book that will teach you how to fight forces of colonialism & imperialism
a.co/d/gkQTlq0
Retweeted by Darth Putin Day 273 of my 3 day war. My war has given Russian men the choice between letting either vodka or the Ukrainian army kill them.
I remain a master strategist.
Bring me the names of all who buy this. twitter.com/KeirGiles/stat…
Stop spreading imperialist propaganda. It's a "Special Military Operation" and it's going according to plan. twitter.com/frejbabes/stat…
Mary, the Luftwaffe didn't have Zeppelins in WW2 any more than Ukraine's air force has weaponized bats today....
Want to justify crimes against humanity? Just make your own history up. Easy. twitter.com/marydejevsky/s…
If ever you think your job is completely pointless, just remember the Kremlin pays someone to be a "human rights commissioner" twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
Be sure to inform the relevant organs of your score. Your future depends on it... twitter.com/FerFrias/statu…
My trolls were outraged by this tweet our casualties & filled Prez's TL. Please don't retweet it anymore. twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB/…
My trolls still can't decide if NATO lose everywhere & are rubbish but NATO are also amazing and we're fighting them and that's why we keep "re-grouping".
Believing enemy is strong and weak is a well recognized sign of fascism and copium addiction. twitter.com/Utkarsh9662159…
This is out other info operation. Pretend to be Americans concerned about money sent to Ukraine relying on people not knowing how little it is for the USA.
They've spent barely 5% of their defense budget and still fcuked us.
Copium. Never once kids. twitter.com/Bluelineback19…
Our latest info operation is to try to anger you by using inauthentic accounts who pretend to be amused by the misery we inflict on civilians.
Please don't mock them that Russia looks the same without actually being bombed first. twitter.com/Biju65056643/s…
Mastodon is now sovereign Russian territory.
mastodon.world/@DarthPutinKGB…
Day 272 of my 3 day war. In the last month 20,000 Russian soldiers have been killed. That's twice what USSR lost in Afghanistan in 10 years.
I remain a master strategist.
Months - 9
Victories - 0
Economy 🚽💩
KIA - 85,000 🌻
War crimes - ♾️🇷🇺
Kherson - 🇺🇦
Trolls predictions - Aging badly🥛
Russia - State sponsor of terror🤷♂️
Genocide - In progress
HIMARS - O'clock
Army - Advancing rearwards
I remain a master strategist
This is harder than trying bust sanctions. twitter.com/DarthPutinShop…
You can tell that EU parliament designating us a state sponsor of terror has not bothered us at all cos of the calm, measured way my trolls have shat themselves.
How to make friends and influence people, by Darth Putin, Master Strategist.
Day 273 of my 3 day war. EU has designated Russia a state sponsor of terror. This means we are just like ISIS. Except they admit their crimes.
I remain a master strategist.
OTD in 2006 Alexander Litvinenko died from complications of the natural cause of annoying Vladimir Putin ☕️ 🍣
One of the witnesses at the inquest later 'committed suicide by stabbing himself several times'M
OTD in 2004 German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder called me a "flawless democrat"
A statement that has stood the test of both time & special military operation.
Let Prez know your score and whether you need "re-education" or not. twitter.com/FromUSAwithL0V…
Which is why my army is digging trenches across it, cos reality has an imperialist bias. twitter.com/jhongom9579442…
Spasibo. What level of tankie did you score? twitter.com/LolNewRoc/stat…
Day 272 of my 3 day war. We are digging trenches in Crimea although Ukraine will never recapture it just as they did Kherson.
I remain a master strategist.
@Daily_Express For some reason, @Daily_Express thinks they can just use my work product and footage, blur out my logo and use it without ever mentioning me.
Retweeted by Darth Putin I'm sure Silicon Valley will be grateful for how Tesla Guy is rapidly increasing the likelihood that governments are going to end up regulating social media and much of the rest of the tech sector within an inch of its life.
Retweeted by Darth Putin Do not believe *anything* until the Kremlin denies it™️ twitter.com/tassagency_en/…
The annexation of Mastodon continues
mastodon.world/@DarthPutinKGB…
Day 271 of my 3 day war. We said Russia would remain in Kherson forever and we fulfilled our promise in that for residents of the city it felt like forever.
I remain a master strategist.
OTD in 2013 Euromaidan began. One pic shows Soros/CIA agent paid to oust a flawlessly elected democratic President & turn Ukraine into failed fascist state
Other pic shows genuine Pro Russian volunteers with absolutely nothing to do with Russia with equipment bought from a shop
Christmas gift of the year! twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB/…
Retweeted by Darth Putin 💢Definitely going to be getting “How to Tankie”… we in Kyiv might finally like what master strategist says!twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB/…e
Retweeted by Darth Putin This is a must read! Get a copy before Putin fiddles while Moscow burns. Christmas is coming; get a copy for all the tankies in your life!!**
**Uncompensated endorsement. If I reach just *1* tankie, I’ll be worth it. Seriously. twitter.com/DarthPutinKGB/…
Retweeted by Darth Putin I wish my troll farm would decide if NATO is amazing & the only reason we didn't win in 3 days or really shit cos we've bombed all of Ukraine's power plants.
Russia. The only army that remains victorious cos it retreats before it is defeated. twitter.com/Aubynstgeorge/…
Always nice when my embassy staff use their personal accounts to further the cause of anti fascism. twitter.com/AlheadoDo/stat…
OTD in 2004 Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder said of Prez that he was "thoroughly convinced that the Russian president wants to transform Russia into a democracy & that he is doing so out of a deeply held conviction".
I'm so democratic I do elections outside of Russia too.
P.S. Prez's editor is currently weeping and having life flash before his eyes after weeks of enduring my death stare.
Each chapter has a quiz to test your knowledge and at the end you can find out if you're an imperialist lickspittle or, hopefully, emeritus professor of anti imperialism. Enjoy.
The book explains how Russia is just defending itself from a West that wants to destroy it, why all Russian opposition is CIA plot and how facts, logic, evidence and the past are all imperialist constructs plus much, much more!!
Announcing official launch of book all my loyal serfs have been waiting for! "How to Tankie: The Anti-Imperialist's Guide. The book that will teach you how to fight forces of colonialism & imperialism
a.co/d/gkQTlq0
I should've asked Elon Musk to buy the Ukrainian military instead.
Everybody gets to visit Kiev except me. 😭twitter.com/maria_drutska/…4
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