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Dan Harmon

They took my wife and child but before I’m done, this wasteland will wish it never heard my name.
”we better put the Punchline Blocker on this one, guys.”
How do we celebrate $121 million at the US box office this weekend? Fish fingers for dinner. Thank you everyone who showed up! #ThorRagnarok
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Ep. 265 “The Pearl is Ragnarok” w/guest comptroller @BrandonJohnsn is now up for subscribers! Free podcast on Wednesday.
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One of a few drawings headed to @elonmusk and his sons. Hope they don't hate these! Look at all the beautiful imperfections.
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.@timheidecker announces Too Dumb For Suicide: Tim Heidecker's Trump Songs, plus hear "Sentencing Day":
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?" Editor: "Either one is fine."
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OH. MY. RICK. This is a real thing. This actually happened. I MUST HAVE IT! My fave ride and show crossed-over? Too amazing. #BuyMeThis!
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Someone designed this. Then someone approved it for production. Then someone printed it. Than someone bought it and put it on their car.
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You got away this time, Silver Tongue, but one day we’ll catch you off guard
I’d sit them down and say, listen - then actors I hired would burst in, initiating an elaborate “The Game” event lasting til they were 21
Liberal media at it again with their dog whistling, JUST SUPPORT HIM
San Francisco! Come watch me do this Sunday! It benefits people! …
it can’t be smart for me to watch this kind of stuff but i also need to support this golden age of TV analysis:
25 Major '@RickandMorty' Ricks, Ranked From Least to Most Rick (Photos) What's your favorite Rick?
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Just a trim? / I need to look diplomatic / Can I show you the "Trinity Reloaded" / Don't show me just do it I'm late
From Dark Horse in a few weeks. Thick and teeming with sophisticated juvenility from glow-in-the-dark cover to cover
I made it to 44 without knowing this. My ignorance nauseates me while also, I'm sure, making me nauseous (to snobs)
Today is the first time it felt possible to miss this psycho. He just..looked at it. Like science was conspiring to hide secret eclipse tits
These heroic strangers had a drink sent to my table last night, like in the movies.
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