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Anyone know if Adam Driver and Chris Pine can do British accents and available to play Roger and Dave in the Pink Floyd biopic? twitter.com/thebrianfallon…
Watched the film Muscle last night and my God what a ride. I absolutely loved it. Phenomenal performances by @CavanClerkin and @craigfairbrass, who is a revelation in this. If you like very dark & twisted comedies I can't recommend enough. Congrats @dexxy78 & all else involved.
Amazing to think that David Cameron, who brought on the Brexit catastrofuck and the brutal failed policy of austerity and kneecapped the NHS and welfare and indulged in the most shockingly corrupt lobbying, is only the third worst PM of the last 10 years.
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A great book which I think the likes of ⁦@OliverMaltman⁩ and ⁦@JasonHazeley⁩ will appreciate. Love the ad which sells the tube as a way of keeping warm.
For ages I've been trying to work out something confusing about the occasional diversity of class and type in Trump's base. Finally this amazing quote explains it all.
And lugging around ten CDs on your person. twitter.com/DanClarkEsq/st…
Remember portable CD players? Literally couldn't take a step without it jumping.
Dunno what’s going on but I’m really enjoying Daddy’s Home 2 and I’m not even on a plane.
You know what, @JKCorden is spot on and I’ve been saying this for years. @smithandburrows’ song When the Thames Froze is a bonafide Christmas classic. And one you probably haven’t heard. So seek it out. Now. It’s beautiful. twitter.com/smithandburrow…
For those of you who don't seem to be able to wear a mask. If this guy can do it. twitter.com/johncusack/sta…
It’s so weird seeing my timeline full of positivity and hope. Come on, what have you all done with Twitter?
I was starting to worry that a Biden victory wasn’t going to feel as good as I’d dreamt. But it feels so good. So so good.
Amazing invention but why didn’t they follow it up with the bulletproof jumper; the bulletproof trousers; the bulletproof hat; bulletproof mask; bulletproof gloves; bulletproof scarf and bulletproof shoes? twitter.com/ClassicPixs/st…
I really want to know what hell these 124, 253 people are thinking?
Opinion polls doing their reliable thing again.
I'm so anxious and nervous about the US election result but staying hopeful he can win. Come on Kanye! #Election2020
Got some ‘shading’ done by make-up expert Kirsty Dung. Not sure how I feel about the results. instagram.com/tv/CGCbN5yAZ-x…
Can’t wait for the new series of Minder.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s been time travellin’. twitter.com/ClassicPixs/st…
This is spot on. Every should watch this. twitter.com/SethMacFarlane…
I mean, FFS, his dad's middle name was Christ.
Might take you up on that Nick! 😘twitter.com/nickmohammed/s…O
So in the last couple of weeks ice caps have melted in Greenland and Canada, and the US Postal Service is under threat. Maybe we shouldn’t have been so snarky to Costner in the 90s. #thepostman #waterworld
Check this out tonight peeps. Very funny stuff, written by my mate from Kelsey Park School for Boys. twitter.com/OliverMaltman/…
Very exciting news for those Ben & Jason fans amongst you. I’ll be joined for my Instagram live stream this Saturday by @JasonHazeley himself. We are picking a setlist of gems for you. Make sure you follow me on instagram for more updates instagram.com/benparkerjnr #benandjason
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This is very sad. I remember I first started reading my dad's copies of Q circa 1990 (pre internet) and it opened my 14 year old eyes to a whole world of grown up, sophisticated pop music (and Phil Collins). Please tell me @empiremagazine is doing OK? twitter.com/TedKessler1/st…
Anyone know if I can fine HMRC for not paying my tax rebate on time?
I’ve often lamented the death of decent romcoms but finally a brilliant one has been made. At first glance it looks like any other but this is genuinely funny, grounded & unique. Such a brilliant script & lovely performances. Congrats to @JackQuaid92 @mayaerskine @TheRealJeffChan
Such outrage over a slaver’s statue. You could be forgiven for thinking that to some, black lives matter less than a piece of now rusting metal.
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Yes. But if you look carefully you can see Bob Dylan's sensing time's about to (a)change. He always could. (Hi James btw x) twitter.com/JamesGillComed…
Woke up, did quick Twitter scan. In short: Racism rife & vile USA's on fire Economy fuck'd Second peak due Monkeys steal Covid tests from lab People like Piers Morgan Trump hides in bunker Cummings Tories Climate change still happening & Brexit But good news- horse racing’s back
The genius behind Mrs Treacher (Mrs @HoffsLeila) celebrates her 60th wedding anniversary to the wonderful Hoff! Congratulations you guys. You’ve shown us all how to do it. twitter.com/HoffsLeila/sta…
Did many a show here. As did a lot of your favourite TV comedians and actors. Any support would be amazing. x twitter.com/MJLYMINSTER/st…
I love Eddie Vedder. Of all the people I’ve met in the music industry, he’s gotta be up there in the top 5 loveliest people in the world. I played @PearlJam’s new record on this week’s episode of #RocketHour, which you can hear today on @Beats1. Elton xx apple.co/elton
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This video going round is utterly heart warming! What I also love is how that generation wear their best slacks, shirt and tie, even just to sit at home in. Pure class. twitter.com/TheMancUK/stat…
Hehe. I suggest you follow @thepincomedy. The perfect amount of silly for lockdown. twitter.com/thepincomedy/s…
Farewell Brian Dennehy. A reassuring presence in so many movies of my youth - Cocoon, F/X, Silverado and of course First Blood. Oh my, First Blood, what a movie.
Calls to UK Domestic Abuse Helplines have more than doubled since the lockdown. Victims should know that if they are in danger, they can dial 999, then press 55 and remain silent. Police will know that the caller is in danger and cannot speak. Spread this wide.
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They seem to get over Marion’s “death” pretty swiftly. #raidersofthelostark
Did he drop the mic or is he in director jail for Gigli? If it's the latter it's totally unjust. He should get early parole for his previous masterpieces. If the former then that's a real shame. How do we find out? Do you know @ChrisHewitt? #bringbackbrest #misleadinghashtags twitter.com/OliverMaltman/…
Seems I’ve been hitting this key a lot. Does it mean I’m a narcissist?
Give a Slice of Love - Feed the NHS gofundme.com/f/give-a-slice…
Every morning I tell myself I'm gonna use this strange time to do some exercise, meditate and learn something new. By 3pm all I've done is watch You Tube videos and binge an entire 95g bag of Cadbury's Giant Buttons. #stayhomesaveslives
Branson owns an island in the Caribbean. I've never been to the Caribbean. He uses his island as a tax haven so his companies avoid paying tax. I pay my taxes. He sues the NHS. I rely on the NHS. Hes worth £4bn. I'm overdrawn. He wants me to help bail him out�#VirginAtlanticcp
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Why is a 73 yr old woman being pushed out of her home of over 40 yrs in Tulse Hill council estate, to make way for posh new flats, and her only offer of a new place is hundreds of miles away in HULL, away from her family @lambeth_council ?? Absolutely disgusting and inhumane. RT twitter.com/LisaMoorish/st…
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