Total Dip Move™
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Sarah Weller 
Jiwa Pejuang 
PEJUANG TanahAir 
Getting more stares than the Eiffel Tower packing fatties in public again without a mask
When your mother in law asks if she should save the bottle she’s a sip away from finishing before tossing it - you married up
Beating the hell out of my neighbor from a yard-management standpoint - shout out to my landscape crew Day Buzz and Grizz Wint
Am I the only one who low key gets offended when the cashier asks "pouches or long cut?"
Retweeted by Total Dip Move™ BREAKING: #1 overall pick actually ends up being the gas station cashier who knowingly sold me dip underage
The struggle - up, down, nope just missed it, no, not that one, to the left, no to your other left. YES THAT ONE.
Retweeted by Total Dip Move™ Frozen spitter season has officially left and stink bomb season has commenced
Wise words, Clud. You’ve inspired me and I’m back twitter.com/ccludder/statu…
Unless it’s Lily from AT&T I’m not quitting dip for any chick
Enjoying a fatty and watching my fantasy players exceed expectations on the way to another chip while my buddy complains he played against Kamara
Every dip is great, but a Sunday chaw after your squad snags a dub is phenomenal
Just spent $17 on a can of dip in Mexico. That’s a college log and a half, yikes.
The pandemic pocket patdown: phone, keys, wallet, can. Let’s go.
*turning around 2 min. down the road get my damn mask*
Skoal berry is projected to overtake Grizzly wint in the election. Didn’t think you had it in you 2020 but here we are
Taking a shot with a dip in. Not puking. That’s adulting my friends. #Idonthaveaproblem #TDM
Joe Biden sounds like me in a meeting. Let me tell you I should not be running a meeting let alone the free world.
Gum line looking a lot like Josh Norman after meeting Derrick Henry
If she asks what you want from the store and you respond “a sleeve” and she not only understands but complies it might be time to put aside 2 months salary
Broncos/Jets is Skoal mint. By no means is it my preferred choice but if it’s my only choice where do I sign
Slightly buzzed, packing a chub and my college squad just won. 2020 may be winning the battle but tonight I got the dub.
A blue whale’s anus can stretch approximately 3.5 feet making it the second largest asshole on the planet, just behind the friend who always bums off you but never has a can when you’re in need
Replacing dessert with a post-dinner lip is proven to be effective in weight loss. Still fat but at least I’m trying.
Shotgunning a beer with a dip in is the equivalent of getting an MBA in elementary teaching. I’m not sorry, it’s true.
I’ve spent more money than I care to admit on bottled water destined for asphalt
Barely holding myself back from jumping over the counter to grab the can myself when the cashier can’t comprehend simple instructions
Can’t remember the last time I opened a water bottle with any intention other than using it as a spitter
#HowToTip based on ur waiters reaction to asking for a spit cup:
1) has no clue, looks at u like ur stupid & gets check - 8%
2) asks for clarification but brings a cup - 15%
3) no question just brings cup - 25%
4) knows what u mean w/o asking, brings cup w/ napkins - $20 min.
Ok I’ll admit it - I’m dipping during my 40 min shits and I “soak” my dishes because I’m too fucking lazy to put them in the dishwasher. What else do you want from me, Karen?
Dipping pouches is like using weight clips on the smith machine. Why would you do that?
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