Total Dip Move™
102,145 followers
human_not_bees 
Abdul Noormohamed 
8LEMENTS NFT 
The struggle - up, down, nope just missed it, no, not that one, to the left, no to your other left. YES THAT ONE.
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You may be having a bad day but have you ever sneezed with a dip in?
If she holds the wheel while you're packing a road lip, pull out the GPS and dial up the nearest Kay. That's wife material, my friend.
Am I the only lunatic who can’t choose a side and just buys both? RT team Grizz, fav team Cope.
Three straight minutes *zero movement*
Move hand for 0.62 seconds to grab my spitter *blasted in face by shotty*
Frozen spitter season is officially back and in full effect.
Don’t worry, you aren’t “addicted” until you’ve packed a fatty in front of your girlfriends parents or asked a complete stranger for a spitter.... shit, I might be addicted.
Paying $1.69 for a plastic bottle you have no intention of actually drinking #TDM
We all had the most creative spots to hide our cans before our parents knew we dipped
A real girlfriend doesn't complain about you dipping, she brings you her empty water bottles and buys you logs because she loves you.
Picking out your drink not by thirst or flavor, but by the "spitter potential" the bottle has
The most enjoyable times to throw in a dip:
1) Shower
2) Shitter
3) After eating
4) Video games
5) Driving
Love has 4 letters...but so does beer, deer, cope, guns and fish.
Every single time you toss in a lip, a terrorist somewhere gets smoked with a roundhouse kick to the skull. Merica.
Around 70% of dippers had their first pinch before they turned 18. Retweet if you're part of that percentage.
A dip is like a girl. When you don't have one, you want one. When you have one, you want a new one. In the end, they're gonna kill us all.
Drinking with a dip in is a valuable skill that all dippers must learn.
There's nothing wrong with dipping pouches…just don't be late to lacrosse practice
Girlfriend: “can you see yourself quitting dip for New Years?”
Me:
Dentist: "Do you chew?"
Me: "Absolutely not"
Ten mins later I'm driving home with my goody bag and a fat dip in my lip, that's how we do.
If you own 5 out of the 10 items RT:
Gun
Four wheeler
Beer bong
Dip can
Camo shirt
Sexy girl
iPhone
Xbox
Empty bottle
Oakley's
RT if your dip virginity was taken by one of the following:
1) Copenhagen
2) Grizzly
3) Skoal
Only 6 out of 100 people in the U.S have ever taken a pinch of smokeless tobacco, and 4 of those 6 threw up. RT if you took yours like a man
Shoutout to the people who bought me dip before I turned 18.
Retweet if you started dipping in high school because you're a fearless bastard.
If you can’t simultaneously drink a beer while packing a lip, tell your gf I’m sorry she’s with a bitch
Me: I didn't bring a spitter I should take this dip out before I go into Walmart.
Me to me: no fuck them I'll spit on the floor.
I’m a fan of country music and smokeless tobacco.... but if Luke Bryan pops up on Pandora or a cashier informs me they’re out of long cut I’m tossing a thumbs down and checking out the Shell across the street.
Pretty sure I'd forget how to drive if I didnt have a dip in
When, out of habit, she gives you her empty water bottle without you asking, she’s evolved from a girlfriend to a wife, my friend.
Hockey pucks and cold beer, should have a spitter cup but no fucks given here. #NHLpreseason
Drinks cold, lips fat, spits black. College Football, welcome back.
If ur gf buys ur favorite can without u even asking, she’s evolved from a gf to a wife, my friend. Buy that chick a ring like u just invested in AT&T, and don’t think twice about it.
What’s more annoying than a friend who thinks it’s ok to bum a pinch then proceed to finger your can? Pandora deciding its a good idea to not only play an unsuspecting ad but to assume I remember anything from the Spanish 101 class I took freshman year
If you’re 25+ still drinking natty light and dipping long horn or kayak you haven’t “made it”, my friend.
If u leave beer in my fridge or a partial can of dip at my crib and dont ask about it within 2 hours dont expect it to be there the next day
Chugging a beer with a dip in is one of the many skills I’ve acquired over the years.
When a buddy you ask to bum a pinch from hands you a can of Skoal
If you had to choose between packing a daily dip and $50K cash, would you pick Grizz or Cope?
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