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I'm on an aeroplane. Hasn't taken off yet. Got myself something for the flight.
"there she is driving look, got her arm oot the motor"
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Love playing Raft again, love survival games, love starting off pure stressed oot ma box, panicking over hunger and thirst... and then slowly getting a system on the go. Priorities, preparation, planning!
And I am LIVE with a wee night stream for you!
I'll be streaming tonight at 8pm!
I don't like drawing cats, I'm bad at it. But @DaftLimmy's improv today was "Owner upset cat is more popular" so what's a guy to do?! Poor sad Craig... #Craig #IllustratedImprov #ImprovIllustrated #Cat
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Really enjoyed Green Hell, love a good survival game.
Maybe put the spotlight on some bad people within the independence movement. Magnify and stoke the divisions. Get them arguing amongst themselves to drain their energy and positivity. And, of course, what currency would we use? It'll be 58% No, bet everything on it.
Any pro independence arguments regarding how bad things are can be countered with "It would be even worse". Chuck in some stuff about how now more than ever we need unity not division. Etc.
My prediction is that it will be No, by an even greater margin. I predict 58% No. The argument against independence will be simple and effective: the friction between the UK and the EU is a taster of the friction Scotland will experience with England.
I'm gonnae see how long I can keep quiet about it all this time around. I'll be voting yes to independence, but I just went on about it far too much before. I think Scotland voted no just to spite me.…
@DaftLimmy nice to see your horse getting a run out in the 13:45 Hamilton today
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Just want to say thanks to @DaftLimmy for enabling me to draw a flying decapitated cowboy head. Today's improv illustration was "Man gets his first letter". In the UNITED STATES OF AMUURRRCA! feat @Kate_Baker & @krisabetha #IllustratedImprov #ImprovIllustrated #Craig
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Really enjoyed that.
It's the Pet Shop Boys I needed to see. 👍
Love Comes Quickly, then Losing My Mind. Fucking love it.
I love the Pet Shop Boys.
Chris, there's no point in being on the keyboard behind the screen, we know you were meant to be on that keyboard at the front. We know you're at it, but it's fine. Just come out and shake hands with the crowd.
How embarrassing for Chris. He's nowhere to be seen, yet the music plays, like he does fuck all on stage. Despite that, I HOPE HE LIVES FOREVER.
Watching the Pet Shop Boys slightly delayed. No Chris. Something happened. And there's a keyboard playing with no player. A classic.
I made a wee mini version of Running Up That Hill. Saw waves and 707 only.
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I'm watching Herbie Hancock. Nice and relaxing.
I get a lot of pleasure making the synths from scratch, just starting with that simple saw wave and twiddling about and adding saturation and reverb and fucking about with the compression. Half the fun, so it is.
I made a wee mini version of Running Up That Hill. Saw waves and 707 only.
I had the baby. I decided that I should take the consequences of my actions. I was just a teenager but I thought, 'If I'm old enough for sex, I'm old enough to look after a baby.' (Cont) #RoeVsWade
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Oh fuck off. Alright, I know that breakfast is the first meal of my day, I know that, is that wrong? Cos if it isnae wrong, then your headline is wrong. I've had enough, folks.
Tell you who I'm in the mood for. Just popped into my mind. Jimmy Somerville.
Watching various Glastonbury things on the telly, and noticing how much I don't like anything. It's not that I actively dislike what I see, I just don't like anything. Cannae even think of what I'd like to see. Thing is, I don't even think I'm depressed.
THIS IS IT. It isnae chase my chase my blues, I remembered it wrong. But this is it.…
Look at this. I said it was my favourite Oasis song, which clearly means I like it, and that I like the copycat element to it. And yet, this reply. Look, I'm not a fascist, but it really does make you wonder if democracy is a good idea.
I knew what it was supposed to sound like, but I listened to that corrupted version so many times that I hear it in my head to this day.
Everytime I hear "Still enough time to figure out how to chase my blues away" from I Wanna Dance With Somebody, I expect it to go "chase my chase my" cos of a shite mp3 I downloaded from Napster around 1999.
My favourite Oasis song is Cigarettes and Alcohol. There's something about the blatant Get It On rip off with the Johnny Rotten style of singing rip off that makes it feel like just a bit of a laugh.
It's Saturday and I am LIVESTREAMING right NOW:
People love telling you that certain bits in films were improvised, or that the director surprised the actor in some way and what you're seeing is a genuine reaction. People fucking love telling you that.
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