Pride comes before a fall.
I'm looking forward to seeing how Cunto McCunto gets on tomorrow, even though it's me who's playing. I'm starting to enjoy this feeling of being an observer in his successes and disappointments.
Fucking reject of a man.
Him, I mean.
"We bet you can't make it through this thread of film stills without smiling"
Genuine question here. Is this just a clickbait title, or do such people exist? Would a large percentage of people smile at any of these stills?
Just looked it up, it's a new Simon Cowell thing. He's not on it, though. That's a shame, cos I would have liked to have tuned in to see the state of his fucking face these days. He's made enough money laughing at other cunts, let us all laugh at him.
There was a long catwalk with a small stage at the end. Why is it called Walk The Line? I didnae watch enough. I wondered if they had to walk the catwalk while performing, and if they made it to the end without being buzzed off, they were through. But naw.
What the fuck was that Walk The Line programme? Some fucking new X Factor type of programme on ITV, Four judges. Some cunt came out and sang on the piano. Gary Barlow, one of the judges, nods and looks to the other judges.
I said "Get that fucking aff, RIGHT noo"
I've been told that In Outer Waters is actually In Other Waters, and that missing from the list is Alba: A Wildlife Adventure.
The person who made this list out of the kindness of their heart will be severely reprimanded.
I was playing a wee bit of PGA 2K21 off stream tonight, a bit of practice. A wee round of golf to relax. Normally I'd jump on the computer for a game or two of Dead By Daylight, but I'd usually leave feeling tense. Nice to hear a game say "Hope you're doing well on this fine day"