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Accidentally making eye contact with someone you didn't want to meet in a supermarket blahem
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Pride comes before a fall. I'm looking forward to seeing how Cunto McCunto gets on tomorrow, even though it's me who's playing. I'm starting to enjoy this feeling of being an observer in his successes and disappointments. Fucking reject of a man. Him, I mean.
The Tragedy of Cunto McCunto
"We bet you can't make it through this thread of film stills without smiling" Genuine question here. Is this just a clickbait title, or do such people exist? Would a large percentage of people smile at any of these stills?…
Cunto McCunto's bottle has crashed. He thought he was ready to take on the big boys, but he's nowhere near ready. Nowhere near mentally and emotionally prepared.
Join me LIVE right NOW as I advance to a major, major new chapter in my golf story!
Today's the day I make it into the PGA Tour or whatever it is!
I have been laughing at this custom character of @DaftLimmy for the last hour. On and off laughing. Giggles, then tears. Fabulous.
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Fucking loving the golf. Watch me LIVE every weekday morning 09:30-13:30 GMT/UTC
What are your top 3 films that came out this year?
Just watched Doctor Sleep. It wasn't as shite as I expected it to be.
Okay, so whatcha gonna wanna do, is you're gonna wanna go right ahead and click File, and then you're gonna wanna click New.
This is doing the rounds again so I thought I'd share 😂 ⚽ UP THE HOOPS!R
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Watching The Polar Express again. Billy the poor boy, with the detached house, two floors, front and back garden.
Please take this down immediately not a laughing matter…
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Earphone users beware
I have been informed that the panto I loved was written by none other than the one and only Alan McHugh of Limmy's Show!
Join me LIVE right NOW on Twitch. Make it YOUR working from home companion!
Just looked it up, it's a new Simon Cowell thing. He's not on it, though. That's a shame, cos I would have liked to have tuned in to see the state of his fucking face these days. He's made enough money laughing at other cunts, let us all laugh at him.
There was a long catwalk with a small stage at the end. Why is it called Walk The Line? I didnae watch enough. I wondered if they had to walk the catwalk while performing, and if they made it to the end without being buzzed off, they were through. But naw.
What the fuck was that Walk The Line programme? Some fucking new X Factor type of programme on ITV, Four judges. Some cunt came out and sang on the piano. Gary Barlow, one of the judges, nods and looks to the other judges. I said "Get that fucking aff, RIGHT noo"
"I like you lad but shiting on other people's interests isn't the buzz." Matthew 7:1-5
The amount of fucking clowns in my timeline that are into Formula 1.
Thank you very much for allowing me to have this fantastic job that isnae a job. An absolute dream come true.
I love the games with patter potential, but I also loved getting my Cyclops in Subnautica. Very fond memories of Subnautica.
What were your favourite games to watch?
Top 3 seem to be: Lumberjack's Dynasty Five Dates And maybe... Subnautica Or maybe PGA Tour 2K21
I will now think of the games that went down the best with viewers.
Spectrum Retreat should not be there! My fault (this time!)
That list again, but only completable games that I've completed. (Just did Skyrim's main story).
I've been told that In Outer Waters is actually In Other Waters, and that missing from the list is Alba: A Wildlife Adventure. The person who made this list out of the kindness of their heart will be severely reprimanded.
This list was very kindly compiled by somebody on my Discord, by the way.
It's a big list, but it includes games I binned or shelved within a day or two that might have gone on for weeks. Sherlock Holmes and Grim Fandango, for example.
Games I've played this year (so far), in order.
The sound of teeing off, birds tweeting, the commentators, the crowd. Forgot how much I like golf games.
I was playing a wee bit of PGA 2K21 off stream tonight, a bit of practice. A wee round of golf to relax. Normally I'd jump on the computer for a game or two of Dead By Daylight, but I'd usually leave feeling tense. Nice to hear a game say "Hope you're doing well on this fine day"
That panto was a fucking joy.
Cinderella at The Kings Theatre, Glasgow was absolutely fantastic, didn't stop laughing the whole night. Elaine C Smith is an absolute legend!
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