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my mom’s reaction to my Bond video, asdfghjkl brb yeeting myself into the void
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I wrote an episode of the hit youtube dot com series Cinematic Mathematics…
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The name's cancer - liver cancer. More math behind James Bond here >>>…
We were locked out of our own website between 1958 and 2005 all because we forgot our password. More about crypto here >>>
I wrote an episode of the hit youtube dot com series Truthful Commercials:…
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All our employees got mad when we said we'd start paying them in CrackedCoin, someone please explain? More about crypto here >>>
Why is the maneater never another man? More about gender movie tropes here >>>…
"Because... uh, magic," - Hollywood writers forever. More about weird gender movie tropes here >>>…
Just discovered something kinda interesting in my inbox.
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Reviews are ROLLING in for my latest video, which I'm actually extremely happy with. It's a spiritual sequel to the best performing Your Brain On Cracked today. Dogfart wasn't super into it, but I dig it.
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in the early 2000s no one was safe
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Our pick? Citizen Kane. More about gender tropes in romcoms here >>>…
Soooooo someone at @cracked let me rant about why Jennifer’s Body is criminally underrated. In this house, bi Taurus queens support bi taurus queens 😤♉️�…kFY
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Most of our day is spent thinking of elaborate and awesome ‘what ifs’ about 80s action stars. More movie ‘what ifs’ here >>>…
perhaps my greatest accomplishment in this life is bringing back the mascot of @cracked…
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We think about Jean-Claude Van Damme all day every day. More movie 'what ifs' here >>>…
Here's why the film's leading man/alien symbiote likened the ultra-violent film to the quaint Neil Simon bickering of 'The Odd Couple'.…
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The (Second-) Richest NBA Player Ever Got Rich Off Burgers, Not Basketball
That Time My Friend Wrestled Andy Kaufman
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An Ode To The Poor First Guy To Die In A Plane Crash
New York Was Almost Burned To The Ground In A Shakespeare Riot
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Mark Hamill Defends ‘Star Wars’ Prequels
4 Pop Culture Staples (And The Goofy Reasons They Exist)
Wrote a video about wacky crossovers and @eisemann and @The_J_Breeding turned it into a wacky crossover and now I hate them because I wish I came up with that 😡…Y
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In a galaxy (not so) far, far away, Mark Hamill has some hot takes on the "Star Wars" franchise.…
A Court Reporter Just Kept Typing "I Hate My Job" Instead Of Transcribing Testimony
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