Conan O'Brien

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It was my turn to say grace this year, so we joined hands and I did some of my best monologue jokes from the late 90’s.
I talked to a middle school teacher who moved out of town after a student saw her buying UNMENTIONABLES at the mall.
I lost control of my interview with @TracyMorgan in under two minutes.
Just in case, I’m ConeBone69 on Yahoo! Groups
The best part of getting your own @SIRIUSXM channel is having a team of jingle singers at your beck and call.
Love my comedy but not my face? You can now find me on SiriusXM 24/7 in the car or on the SXM app, channel 106. Let’s get sick of my voice together.
It was a pleasure to chat with @kumailn about his childhood, his incredible career arc, and that time I didn't recognize Ewan McGregor.
I'm thrilled to welcome @billburr to my podcast's three-timers club. Hear our conversation @
I was thrilled to chat with @nickkroll about #BigMouth, his stand-up special, and that time we taught a high school sex ed class together.
For Christmas this year, I’m going to splurge and give everyone in my family blue checks on Twitter.
I talked to my dear friend and comedy hero @danacarvey about the new @TeamCoco podcast, #TheWeirdPlace. Listen now @
.@ohsnapjbsmoove thinks I'm going about finding a friend in the wrong way. Hear his advice @
Hear me geek out with @ColinHanks about typewriters, guitars, and men's shapewear.
Today is the only day of the year I’m grateful to be born wearing a Halloween wig.
Halloween is almost here, and to frighten myself I looked back at the very first Halloween we celebrated on Late Night.
A young Iranian fan reached out to describe what’s happening right now in Tehran. This is an important conversation and I hope you’ll give it a listen.
Last minute costume idea: you’re a grown adult and shouldn’t be dressing up for Halloween.
I have absolutely no idea what @kevin_nealon said during this interview, and frankly, neither does he.
Thank God the Adderall shortage hasn’t affected my ability to write twe
No surprise the Yankees beat the Cleveland Guardians, a home security company.
It was time to confront my professional irritant Jordan Schlansky about his Cameo side hustle.
Hear me chat with @jonnybernthal about bar fights, #TheWalkingDead, and my toxic masculinity.
I’m at a pumpkin patch and someone just tried to buy my head.
Herschel Walker just claimed he wrote all the Police Academy movies.
I know we’re supposed to be afraid of him, but Michael Myers has had 44 years and still can’t figure out how to kill an ex-babysitter.
We only live so long, which is why I’m sad to report I’ve spent the past year planning my pet’s Halloween costume.
Are you there Siri? It’s me, Conan.
Hurricane Ian is one of the most powerful storms to hit the US in decades. @CoreResponse is on the ground in Florida assessing urgent needs and providing relief supplies. Please help support their efforts by donating now @
My fan Molly has red hair and long legs, but somehow she's a model and I'm not.
Hear me chat with @RiversCuomo about attending Harvard, his first performance on my show, and how Metallica inspired @Weezer's music.
You strive and strive all your life, and sometimes, just sometimes, your ship comes in.
Just got my DNA results back and turns out I’m 34% “wig stand.”
I worry that pardoning marijuana offenses is a gateway to pardoning …. You get it.
Life hack: tell people your alcohol shakes are just recession jitters.
Maybe we should offer OPEC the Aaron Judge home run ball.
I am so excited to announce that I will be joining my dear friend @MichelleObama on her #TheLightWeCarry Tour in San Francisco on December 9 to discuss her new book.  Get your ticket today:
A fan in the Netherlands chatted with me about the three most pressing issues of our time: Black Death, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
It's always a delight to hang out with Mila Kunis. Hear us chat about her Ukrainian roots, sustainable farming, and that time I ghosted her.
Please join my Reddit debating which serves in the Top Gun volleyball scene are foot faults.
I was relieved to learn there will be a separate, more exclusive rapture for celebrities.
I'm really happy for my friend @billyeichner. Catch #BrosMovie in theaters now.
My brother Luke caught this live in my studio and said it was one of the best performances he has ever seen. Thank you and God Bless, Coolio.…
A lot of people think I’m a generous tipper, but that’s actually hush money.
When I go to my dermatologist he seals off the office with yellow crime scene tape.
I was honored to chat with @billyeichner about the challenges he faced early in his career, being mentored by Joan Rivers, and his historic rom-com #BrosMovie.
Remembering Brian Reich: On a very special #InsideConan re-release, Mike and @jessiestwats chat with Brian where he told one of our favorite stories in all of #Conan history. Listen now:
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You can now compost with human remains and I’ve already been asked to fertilize an orange grove.
I’m a lifelong @RedSox fan, but it’s still a thrill to watch Aaron Judge (@TheJudge44) chase Maris’ home run record. (Looking forward to my beat down at Logan Airport.)
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