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Don’t be the last to know. #NoraFromQueens is on tonight.
.@joekjoek: “Probably a good rule of thumb: Just don’t use the word ‘daddy’ at all.”
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For some inexplicable reason, Nora’s stream is really blowing up on a new #NoraFromQueens, tonight at 10/9c.
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What’s worse: the fact that Covid has killed more Americans than any other pandemic, or the fact that this won't change ANYTHING?
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Once you know she's OK, what is the shortest acceptable amount of time before you can take a slice of cake?…
Love him or hate him, but you've definitely slept with him. @swembo2000 @longislanddirt
What’s the weirdest place you’ve done it? #Friends is on tonight.
Stephen Colbert Lands Animated Projects ‘Fairview’ & ‘Washingtonia’ At Comedy Central…
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The Emmys are over, but The Pandemmys are just beginning. You decide the Best Mile High Meltdown, Best Original COVID Treatment, and more. ► VOTE NOW:
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had to say goodbye to my best friend but hello to a wonderful meal @ComedyCentral
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Let's get industrious! Vote for your favorite fake Seinfeld job – and watch the winning episode during Comedy Central’s @SeinfeldTV premiere marathon on October 9.
Are you a double dipper or a Soup Nazi? Vote for the best foodie episode now – and watch the winning episode during Comedy Central’s @SeinfeldTV premiere marathon on October 9.
There’s only one reason a couple comes to your comedy show, right? @chanel__ali
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‘Member the member berry pie-eating contest? We ‘member.…
There’s nothing to it. Vote for your favorite @SeinfeldTV moments on @ComedyCentral’s Twitter and Instagram Stories and watch the winning episodes during our Seinfeld premiere marathon on October 9.
Who’s worse: the close talker or the “sponge-worthy” guy? Vote for Elaine’s worst date now – and watch the winning episode during Comedy Central’s @SeinfeldTV premiere marathon on October 9.
Was the best Seinfeld feud “master of your domain” or the “second spitter”? Vote now – and watch the winning episode during Comedy Central’s @SeinfeldTV premiere marathon on October 9.
Learn from the masters. #TheOffice is on now.
Numbers don't lie. The House is on tonight.
The good sista @amandaseales embodied the renowned rapper MC Checkahoe to provide a step-by-step booklet for us to get America decrackerfied. These are the “Decrack Commandments” #TGHT
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Post-World War II Germany made it a hot line, @cthagod made it a hot song. Word to Hov. Denazification walked so that Decrackerfication could run. Tha God’s Honest Truth is that Amerikkkan made racism could use some German engineering. #TGHT
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Catching up with your friend during the pandemic can be…a lot. Ilana Glazer Presents Comedy on Earth: NYC 2020-2021 is now streaming:
Reconsider your life choices. #ParksAndRec is on now.
What you say is just as important as how you say it. Voices carry vibrations that can heal, help inspire, or just be historically hilarious. @cthagod's voice does all 3. Tha God's Honest Truth. TONIGHT @ 10/9C on @ComedyCentral #TGHT
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Anxious? You're not alone. @chrisdcomedy breaks down his anxiety. Take action to support your mental health at Because Mental Health Is Health.
Imaginary friends can do anything, even plan a murder.
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In the wake of 9/11, America vowed to “never forget,” but what have we already forgotten about the war in Afghanistan?
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Paolo walked so harry could run.
What was in the teapot note? This @officeladiespod moment is brought to you by @TotalWireless. Watch the whole episode now: @jennafischer @AngelaKinsey @CartunaRadio
Good luck, Chuck. #NoraFromQueens is on tonight.
.@MelissaOng69420 took LSD in her mouth and molly in her butt. It was basically a religious experience. #TalesFromTheTrip
If you or someone you know is struggling with grammar correction, please show them this video. Help is out there. 🙏…j
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This guy reads between the lines, because that's where his corrections are. @swembo2000
Celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with @AlopezComedy’s starter pack.
‘Seinfeld’: Comedy Central To Be Series’ Exclusive New Cable Home; Jerry Seinfeld Stars In Promo Touting Lunch…
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We always deliver. #Seinfeld is coming to Comedy Central October 9.
Norm Macdonald’s appearance at the Roast of Bob Saget was unlike anything ever seen before. Watch this legendary clip with additional footage.
Comedy Central’s roasts were NSFW affairs, but Macdonald zigged when everyone else zagged, delivering nearly six minutes of tame jokes derived from a book called “Jokes From Retirement Parties.” He lost the audience but made the comedians onstage crack up.
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Norm Macdonald was an irreplaceable voice in comedy. His commitment to jokes and unique perspective will inspire generations.
Here’s what you need to know about Biden’s new vaccine mandates, their legal justifications, and why the GOP is losing its s**t.
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