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MIKE PENCE: men's clothing should be on one floor and women's clothing on another so we can all have a comfortable shopping experience at Target MODERATOR: the question was how have you handled the Covid crisis
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I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭
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yeah pumpkin spice lattes and cozy fall candles are not going to fix 2020 but then I realize nothing will so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🍁 🍂
ok so it turns out I was in fact dressing up for other people and not "myself"
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these virtual happy hours giving me real life hangovers
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Hello to everyone else who is currently here because Instagram is on the fritz
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You see a tropical storm, I see a creative drinking game opportunity #Hermine
Have a night so fun you forget to Snapchat it
Grey Goose taste, with a plastic bottle budget
If only I could be as real-time updated about what my dog is thinking as I am about Taylor Swift's love life
The more people I hook up with, the more reassured I am that I just need a dog in my life.
Alcohol: Turning childhood friends into awkward hook ups
Sundays are realizing it's 4 p.m. and the most productive thing you did all day was move clothes from the floor onto a chair
"Can't keep my hands to myself" - me, to a box of extra large pizza
Coffee by day, poor decisions by night.
Not having enough money for groceries but always having enough money to go to the bars.
Not mentally or emotionally prepared for the impending Memorial Day Weekend hangover.
Today we remember and honor those who have given the ultimate sacrifice for this country & our freedom 🇺🇸❤️💙
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Things girls wear to bars in #college: shredded pillowcases, swimwear, pajamas, items that look like tarps. @CollegeTownLife
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Life is too short to watch the My Stories of people you don't give a fuck about
I need to get a job this summer, but I don't want to work on nights, weekends, or ever.
I stopped caring about this semester the way you fall in love: Slowly, and then all at once.
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One ProcrastiNation, under Finals, impossible, with anxiety and Adde-fo-rall.
#GameofThrones tonight! I am so excited to become emotionally attached to hot characters just to watch them die by episode 3! #GoT
I wish 15 minutes could save me 15% or more on my final grade
Trying on your jean shorts after a long winter is like teaching your grandmother how to use her iphone: painful.
Interviewer: What would you say your biggest strength is? Me: Back stalking my ex on intsa without getting caught Interviewer: You're hired
If you didn't drain your battery trying snapchat an entire EDM set, did Coachella even happen?
All these girls are out here in flower crowns and crochet tops and I'm just over here trying not to burn my bagel bites #coachella2016
Fun drinking/life game: every time a friend mentions their cool job offer, immediately drink all of the alcohol available on site
You say potato, I say French fries
There should be a Tinder for jobs #seniorproblems
To anyone who hasn't left bed yet: Don't do it, it's just as bad as you think
You can try to prank me today but the joke will be on you because life has been pranking me for about the last 20 years
Happy #AprilFoolsDay, or as I like to call it, just another Friday
I always forget how much crushes suck and then whenever I get one I'm like, "Wow how did forget what a total shit fest this is"
My aesthetic is hysterically crying over videos of shelter dogs being rescued at 12:30 AM while I have a paper to write
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I got 99 problems, but I'm going to go to sleep and try to forget about them
Instead of doing my homework, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how much shit I have to do.
Low battery mode is a metaphor for my life
Recipe for Sunday: sweatpants, excessive amount of time spent online, talking about homework, Netflix, slow-burning anxiety
When I say "wow that's crazy" it means I 100% didn't listen to anything you just said
I promise I'm not going to drink anymore, but I'm also not going to promise to drink any less
Our generation will be the weirdest grandparents.
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