Cherie Priest Says Get Your Damn Shots

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anyway here are some excellent toe-tufts for your viewing pleasure
apparently it is time for MISCHIEF
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goooooood morning it is BRIGHT and SUNNY but also COOL so these dogs want a WALK, as per usual
I don’t know who any of these people are but I absolutely laughed my ass off at this whole entire thread right here…
Finally getting around to watching #weareladyparts and I want to smash each of these young women into a violent and sincerely loving hug
Anyway, pray for me and my fingers because I’m playing with fire over here.
Burst mode. That’s how. And even with burst mode, I rarely get any clear shots of Greyson. He really IS that fast.
Very good girls are also pretty swift on the uptake. Or intake, as the case may be.
The thing about good old boys is that they are much much faster than they look when fries are involved.
Sometimes when writers are on deadline, we do not want to make food - so we get takeout. And then, because we are not dog-hating monsters, we share the bag fries with our coworkers.
I overslept, but never fear: husband took these two doofuses on their morning walk 👍h
Cats: redefining “comfortable” since the dawn of time
YOU get a mandate and YOU get a mandate and YOU get a mandate now here’s your appointment and if you fail to keep it we will come for you with blow darts and our aim is VERY GOOD…
Verdict: I lost my entire morning because someone at Blue Cross made a typo. It's sorted out now, with big thanks to the CS woman (whose name I didn't catch) - she was competent and helpful. The End. Now I must (finally) get to work.
45 minutes on hold and reached a friendly customer service person who will reach out to LabCorp and call me back. Fingers crossed! 🤞🤞🤞
The "hold music" is interrupted every 6 seconds to "thank you for your patience" and I'm pretty sure it's consciously designed to make you hang up, give up, and pay the absurd bill rather than waste your whole day.
Hey @EmpireBCBS, I wasn't in disguise. Didn't even change into my glasses for the bloodwork. So I want someone to finally pull me off this terrible hold "music" and explain why I suddenly became unrecognizable between office exam and bloodwork.
This absolute nonsense brought to you by @EmpireBCBS 👍
Anyway, welcome to America where your routine checkup and bloodwork are about $600 without insurance and apparently ::checks notes:: $300 even if you have it and pay a fortune for it every month 🤷‍♀️
Insurance won't cover the routine "wellness visit" bloodwork which occurred at the same office, with the same doctor as the exam because they "couldn't identify me" which is why I'm spending all morning on hold waiting for someone to explain it to my like I'm five.
When I included this detail in The Agony House (which is set in NOLA) people thought I was making it up to be morbid. But the truth is, when the water rises and you’re trapped in the attic you can either drown there, or fight your way out.…
goooood morning, dogs have no concept of “Monday” and the little monsters want a walk
When I was a kid in FundieLand, we were fed creepy moralistic fables from “Aunt Sue and Uncle Dan” about naughty children who (oh, say) skipped church to go fishing and then TRAGICALLY DROWNED but stories like these are as close as I’ve ever seen to it happening in real life.…
Anyway, dogs want walks, film at eleven
The English major in me wants to unpack how poorly this headline was assembled, but the tired person in me can’t be bothered.
We left the house for a few hours of social time with a small handful of fully vaxxed folks (natch) and and woo boy howdy, the dogs are not accustomed to us leaving the house anymore. Lucy in particular has become VelcroDog(tm)
Caturday is FRAUGHT with peril, absolutely fraught with it, I tell you
Don’t worry, they got their walk this morning just like always.
guess what time of night it is just guess
American workers are in the middle of the most comprehensive push for rights in 50 years and if that push is going to have any chance of success it's going to depend on those of us with platforms talking about it more than we talk about rich shitheads' vanity projects…
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?…
gooooood morning it is cool and cloudy and these dogs are SO READY for their walk
Don’t let the door hit your ass, you smarmy bastard…
you’ll have to excuse me because it’s… …that time of night again
(Because someone always asks - those diamond-shaped shadows are from these things; we have Big Windows and many, many birds outside. Collisions ensued for awhile, and now they don’t - Artscape Etched Bird's Eye View...… )
“simone biles needs to toughen up” buddy you have 19 guns because you’re scared of your feminine side
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Everybody buy my books so I can get this place and turn it into a retirement home for sexy old writers of limited means…
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