Cloyd Rivers
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Budweiser is Red,
Busch Lattes are Blue.
A case of beer is cheaper,
Than a Dinner for two.
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I was goin’ to be a Biden Voter for Halloween, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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How to be an adult:
- Pay your bills.
- Don’t smoke meth.
- Keep a few close friends.
- Wear deodorant.
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This dog brings water to umpires, for the love of the game. Merica.
Fall is here..... Bring on football, hoodies, huntin’, backroads, bonfires, and cool nights. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The best parts of Fall:
- Cool weather
- Hoodies
- Football
- Bonfires
- All the mosquitoes die and burn in Hell
Fall, welcome back you sexy beast. Bring on the cool weather, changin’ leaves, football, huntin’, and more football.
I was goin’ to be a Democrat for Halloween, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Today is the last day of Summer. Too bad it’s not the last day of Biden’s Presidency. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Droppin' Warheads on Foreheads. Since 1776. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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“Only colleges in the South” you say? This is Penn State. In Pennsylvania.
81 million “votes,” huh? 🤡�Fs
81 million votes and stadiums full of people chantin’ “F*ck Joe Biden.” Seems legit. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Happy 18 month anniversary to “14 days to flatten the curve.”
Merica.
Bring back the Mean Tweets and Cheap Gas. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The drinkin' age for military members should be 18. If you're old enough to die for my freedom, I should be able to buy you a beer. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up and be thankful for your life. Someone, somewhere is fightin' for you to have it. Merica.
Was goin’ to be a Democrat for Halloween, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. That means the average human gets 41 MPG. Take that Prius. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
The Constitution doesn’t need to be re-written. It needs to be re-read.
Happy Constitution Day. 🇺🇸�LzVF
I’m not scared of Russia, ISIS, North Korea, Iran, or anybody else. I’m scared our own people will ruin this great nation. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Forced to wear a mask? Let the world know you think it’s BS. Merica. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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