Chris Dixon

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Every time Newcastle play I can’t help but recall one of the greatest ever pickup lines, courtesy of @Ollie25dixon
Fun fact - when you buy all three No.10 hoodies, wherever I am in the world, I am legally bound to scream “three of the best! He’s made them pay! And that completes a wonderful hat-trick!”
The age restriction war is won! …but at great cost. Professor Fist has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Can’t believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @
2011: Get off the Xbox and go outside you disappointment of a son 2021:
Siri, show me the least financially justifiable business venture ever
Remember where you were when black and white @No10Official hoodies dropped 🤯 Limited supply available now!i
Latest video has been stuck processing for 2 days. Prolonging the age restriction and crippling the views - is there anything you can do @YouTubeCreators @YouTube?
Someone got it! This is WILD. Absolutely shat me up hahahaha
The most mental shooting star has just flown across the sky in Jersey, like a blue fireball you could see while driving. Did anyone film it? Either that or we’re being invaded, you’re welcome for the early warning
Should have just splashed out on Professor Fister anyway 😭�WU
Video with the boys ➡️ the ChrisMD channel. Thumbnail signed off and monetisation approved. Here we go! #DeadlineDay…
Stephen's 26th birthday will be remembered for all the...reasons. Share it with us tonight 🥳X
Any editors about to sort a 5 second edit for me?
Thank you @OfficialFPL, for being the only reason I don’t campaign to liquidate the sport of football
Obviously we’ll get battered now, but I actually think the 2 goal lead at the time of the red was pretty generous for City. Pretty lucky goals in their nature and they’d had 2 shots at that point. Since then Ederson had done his best to get us back in it. This one’s on Xhaka imo
Luckily for Arsenal, starting a match with Granit Xhaka means you’re playing with 10 men anyway
Just seen this XI of Arsenal players who are all younger than me. Hope you are having a better Saturday morning
I’m filming a pretty mental/horrifying/absolutely brilliant concept for a footie video next Wednesday. If any creators aren’t swayed by the prospect of having to do some fairly huge forfeits, and fancy getting involved, please let me know! (Must be 18+)
Nothing puts the fun back in football like playing a full strength side against a team we’re clearly leagues ahead of, and going for double figures. Throughly enjoying it
My world is crumbling this morning at finding out Jack Wilshere is only 29. That’s a midfielder’s prime. I remember making a £10 bet (outrageous at the time) with my mate that he would be England captain for a decade. Super Jacky Wilshere 💔…s
When I hit the like button on my own YouTube video
Just got handed this by my little cousin. Look out for my next video: “I Got 10 CAREER-ENDING Tackles On An 11 Year Old”
Would like to bring your attention to one of the most underrated tweets in the history of this platform……
Pavard vs Argentina? He's completed it mate.
Nothing to see here. Just Simon Minter casually recreating one of the greatest Premier League goals of all time (Cisse vs Chelsea, 2012)
Top 4? Was this supposed to be tweeted when there was a slight chance we’d have Messi…
This could be the last year we see the greatest footballer ever play at the peak of his powers, and now he’s alongside Mbappe & Neymar instead of Braithwaite & Dembele. Watch every match you can, drink every second in. You’ll not see another Lionel Messi in this lifetime
Changing @No10Official to No.30 Clothing is going to be a tough pill to swallow
Yeah Messi to PSG is terrible for football and all that, but will there be a generally more entertaining game in the history of football than when Messi, Mbappe and Neymar put 34 goals past a team pronounced “Nonce”
Piers Morgan seeing the word "Messi" and trying not to mention he met Ronaldo
The trio of Messi, Neymar and Mbappe is too unfair on the rest. PSG will have the best creator in the world, the best dribbler in the world and the best scorer in the world. And ON TOP of that they'll still have Neymar and Mbappe.
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Ffs. All I want to see is him pack 8 goals past Burnley. Get moving mad @ManCity…
Just a reminder that Christoph and I will be on Cameo for (roughly) another 16 hours, so if anyone has any requests make sure to get them in! I also want to point out that I didn't actually get to choose my 'job title', so I guess I'm a professional 'Chris Dixon's cousin' now...…
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(It’s for a YouTube video so it’s quite likely you’ll also be in that)
Attention! Myself and @Ollie25dixon are going live on Cameo for 24 hours! Critics calling 1 of us “new and noteworthy”. Please feel free to request shoutouts, birthday messages, abuse, etc. Here for it all. My Cameo: Ollie’s Cameo:
Same reason Messi and Ronaldo have never played on the same team, the football world know it would be too OP…
Just wanted to say @clash_creators was a lot of fun and very well put together, props to the organisers. But PLEASE get a new groundsman next time, can’t be letting goats wander about the pitch
Lev Yashin vs England, 1963 (colorised)…
Stick to your edited YouTube challenges you fraud…
LIVING for Arsenal being back to signing young players I've never heard of before who we can make world class and sell to Barca in 5 years time
Absolutely stunning weather today, which we can all look out the window and appreciate because literally everyone in the UK is in isolation after the superspreader Euros final event, which we lost anyway hahahaha what a humongous L this week has been
Me when I whip one right into the corridor of uncertainty
People singing football's coming home in the street outside my flat. Best value for money sniper rifles out there?
Hahahaha mate you don’t need optimum blood circulation to kick a football 12 yards, have a day off…
The fact you play for Arsenal is the reason I’m not devoid of hope for supporting a football team for the next 2 years until England play again @BukayoSaka87. And your penalty was more in the corner than mine king
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