Chelsea Peretti
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shortbread cookies - if u like them PLEASE GET A GRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, so Senator Maggie Hassan of New Hampshire has an opponent who has promised to “end abortion once and for all.” PLEASE help her to help all of us to codify Roe and protect basic freedoms. Your money will make a huge difference in a small, purple state. secure.actblue.com/donate/bes-has… twitter.com/jasonkander/st…
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti yukon gold pizza at that other spot i used to love…. five spot or something wow i cant remember anything anymore. Chocolate cake at that chocolate place in park slope HAHAHAAA I HAVENT THOUGHT ABOUT ONE *PERSON* YET so many mems
butterscotch sundae at - fuck what was it called???? i saw SJP there once
one time a cockroach crawled out of my friends pant leg at 7A
wow - decibel - w the rats running on the stairwell. havent seen a rat in a MINUTE! almost missing rats right now
that japanese bar w a no yelling policy above saint marks bookstore
jaffa cafe (yaffa?) huge salads in wood bowl w hot chicken on it
remembering my time in ny. cafe mogador breafast special which included a cappucino
It’s the fucking extremists that want this shit. twitter.com/dataprogress/s…
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti lembrando de quando a @chelseaperetti fez um álbum sobre café
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti A TERRIFYING YET HEARTWARMING PARTY twitter.com/moragrose/stat…
ACTION ALERT: The LA County Plastic Foodware Ordinance is headed to the Board of Supervisors for its 1st vote on 4/5. It proposes a BIG decrease in single-use plastic at restaurants. Show your support, so they VOTE YES. Take 1 min to make your voice heard! p2a.co/VTiptI5
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti Please, make a donation of anything you can afford to help us raise $150,000 on Twitter by the end of the month. It's ambitious, but I've seen what this team can do. Donate here:
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Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti If we win Ohio, Democrats are virtually guaranteed to hold and expand the Senate majority. That's why I'm counting on you to help us win this important race.
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti would’ve been laid out on that stage until the ambulance scrapped me up and my lawyer got photos twitter.com/niles100/statu…
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti Judge who just ruled Trump more likely than not committed a felony in attempting to obstruct Congress:
- Bronze Star and Purple Heart-winning veteran
- 41 years as judge
- Was confirmed to federal bench w/o any opposition
He is about as mainstream and respected as they come.
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti OK this was insane but my agent wanted me to film a self tape audition and I didn't have time so I had an audience member read sides for me at my show. Here is my audition tape for "teen girl who gets sick from the sun" like and retweet
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti i mean 100% depends on which bar soap… try Nnaked in Leimert Park twitter.com/halfsayy/statu…
@chelseaperetti I just went back to a bar soap and forgot how good they are.
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti WHO TRYING TO SEE ME @NILES100 & @yedoye_ THIS SUMMER?! 😤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
BLACK HISTORY YEAR TOUR TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!! 🥳
Link in bios & in co/t.co/fAQYG7ZzsB
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti REALIZED BARS OF SOAP IN THE SHOWER ARE BETTER THAN ALL THE PLASTIC CONTAINER GEL AND FOAMS WE NOW HAVE!!! FAR SUPERIOR! RETURN TO SOAP!!!!!! sound off in the comments below
@chelseaperetti Excitement for morning coffee at night is a constant mood!
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti “The right to vote is the basis of our democracy. It is the right upon which all other rights are essentially founded."--Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti BREAKING: The Oklahoma House has approved a total abortion ban that can be enforced by private citizens.
If approved by the Senate and signed into law, this ban would take effect immediately.
It's a dark moment for Oklahomans' ability to control their own bodies and futures.
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti those who apparently google if i have all my teeth - yes i do. for that b99 bit we painted my front teeth black. thanks so much!
who created imdb its pretty amazing also what was hollywood like pre imdb thanks
Deadline extended! Apply today! twitter.com/ZionNPS/status…
Retweeted by Chelsea Peretti JUST DID 3 MORE AT YOUR BEHEST THAT BRINGS ME TO FIVE COMPLETE PUSH UPS WATCH UR FUCKING BACK @kumailn twitter.com/rcrdad10/statu…
my son told someone his favorite show is love is blind is that ok
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