Chelsea Peretti

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Here’s his gofundme! They are trying to up security, get their livestock back & maintain business while he’s arrested gofund.me/6269d6f4
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A black man…in Colorado…who owns 1,000 acres of land…is being harassed…his livestock are being killed…his dogs are being poisoned…his family is being threatened…simply for existing. Not because he hurt anyone, assaulted anyone, harassed anyone…
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And we’re back! The hilarious @chelseaperetti & @TigNotaro help a listener w/ a secret coffee addiction & advise a woman complaining about her friends having babies. Plus: Tig reveals her guilty food pleasure! Listen at DontAskTig.org or wherever you get your pods!
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ULTIMATELY, Tyre should be home with his family. And people employed by a state-run, taxpayer-funded institution decided he didn't get to be. And that should make you angry. Angry enough to take action. Pointed, disciplined, intentional action. Enough.
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1/4 Not sure who this may help or bring comfort to, but I wanted to share this: In July 2018 outside a Sacramento, California, DMV office, I met Tyré Nichols. He had been waiting 6+ hours in miserable 98-degree heat...
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Why the hell is an “elite squad” doing a traffic stop? And why remove someone from their car for a traffic stop?
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It’s been 35 weeks since we lost our children and teachers. #remembertheirnames
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might make some nice relaxing tea.. . sorry to my haters
Kroll Show premiered 10 years ago today. It changed my life. I got to work with my best friends and made lifelong friends working on it. I learned that the most important thing about a creative endeavor isn’t always the final product…
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rt if you’re puking or blasting liq d or if someone you know is!
Flank Lloyd Knife is a butcher
whens the bubonic plague back
havin hazelnut creamer
In unusual cases, snowy owls have been seen in Texas, but spotting one as far south and west as Orange County is “extremely rare.” bit.ly/3ivDXn0
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Literally just googled this for at least the second time. twitter.com/chelseaperetti…
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Hey twitter my best friends brother been missing since yesterday morning Bay Area he can literally been anywhere please keep and eye out he’s around 6’2 you can’t miss him!
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Wow first time click bait has actually provided on a deep level - highly rec twitter.com/heraldweekly/s…
The Scientists in Parks program is seeking motivated applicants to complete numerous exciting projects in America's national parks — including at Grand Canyon > go.nps.gov/g-sip (804) Apply by January 22 for Summer 2023 positions. #Arizona #Internship #WorkWithUs
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An Idaho woman who is miscarrying and been denied an abortion because of state law has been documenting herself getting sicker and sicker over the last two days
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What drove Gen Z and younger millennials to the polls? 👉🏿 Reproductive Healthcare 👉🏿 Gun Reform 👉🏿 Inflation 👉🏿 Climate Change These issues are clearly important to young people and they're not sitting at #ElectionDayctionDay so it's time for people in power to start lis37fPPVk5
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Elon Musk is facing a growing backlash from lawmakers on both sides of the Atlantic, with threats of fines and sanctions, after Twitter suspended the accounts of at least eight journalists without warning. nyti.ms/3WsmESt
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have u seen this show!!? its so funny and on hulu twitter.com/roisinconaty/s…
Redwood City officials have posted warning signs along the Bay Trail due to an increase in coyote sightings. nbcbay.com/3nIuy8F
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White Lotus is the only thing keeping me going right now
Send me to The White Lotus. I need a vacation and I’m ready to die.
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It's been quite a week in the campaign to pressure (plead with?) Biden to grant clemency for Leonard Peltier. A mini thread. (1/x)
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This is like when a guy I was seeing asked me if i “would” marry him twitter.com/gunndr/status/…
me ignoring the skip intro button when the white lotus theme comes on
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companys are like BIG SALE 1% off
whats a good movie to watch tonight pls be extremely serious NO JOKE ANSWERS if twitter is over let this be your final act thank you in advance
Someone should invent a way for garbage cans to not all the broken shattered lids and holes in the bottom
It’s unethical that Ginni Thomas worked to overturn a free and fair election. It’s unethical that Clarence Thomas is continuing to rule on cases about the 2020 election despite her involvement. Congress needs to investigate. citizensforethics.org/legal-action/l…
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I've been fighting for Georgians before I was in the Senate. And I'm ready to keep up the fight.
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Outside Club Q. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧RYZ3
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We don’t want to hear a peep from those of you gleefully trafficking in anti-LGBTQ hysteria to score cheap political points. Save it. twitter.com/laurenboebert/…
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"An election is just one day. It's the everyday fight that counts -- not giving into the comfort of hate, the way it can envelop you like a blanket and pull you into a cult or a clique that will make you justify abhorrent behavior that you would normally condemn."
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“If you want to see your children grow up one day, then you have to vote for commonsense gun laws." Kimberly Rubio, whose 9-year-old daughter Lexi was killed in the Uvalde shooting, vows to remain politically engaged after Texas' midterm election. bit.ly/3TIY5P7
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Dude this was funny - should have been made. youtu.be/O8hsudvuWA8
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