Chelsea Handler

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Everyday a new lawmaker is like, “but do women really know HOW MUCH we hate them? Let’s make sure.”…
There are still tickets to my late show in Montclair this Thursday and Saturday night in Hershey, Pennsylvania! Let’s go!
America is always focusing on the right things at the right time. That’s the beauty of this country.…
was wondering why my Nespresso machine was playing Diplo.…
This is the man running against Sarah Palin In Alaska. Let’s help amplify and donate! @DrAlGrossAK…
It’s really easy for some people to ignore these incredibly difficult realities, which makes it that much harder to speak our truth. Thank you @NidaAllam for sharing your story with us.…
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It’s amazing how horrified Republicans are at the leaking of a Supreme Court opinion yet have nothing to say on an actual organized assault on our Capitol, that their own party had a hand in, where actual people were murdered, and that their president organized. Sickening.
If you'd like to support patients directly, including with travel arrangements —> If you'd like to support prochoice political work, especially at the community and state levels —> #RoeVWade
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Hey Texas — Let’s get out the vote for these incredible women being supported by @emilyslist: @JCisnerosTX @MichelleVforTX @RochelleMGarza
Hey friends in Brazil! If you're 16 or 17, make sure to register to vote before the May 4th deadline. What happens in Brazil matters to all of us. Your vote is your power. Use your power! #tiraotitulohoje
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Early voting is happening now in Ohio! I’m with @emilyslist in supporting @nanwhaley to become Ohio’s first woman to be elected governor.…
.@POTUS @JoeBiden, the U.S. can lead the world in clean energy innovation and independence. It's time to use your emergency powers to scale up clean energy production, create jobs and address the climate crisis. #EarthDay2022 #CleanEnergyFreedom
See you tonight, St. Louis!
Happy 420. Nobody should be incarcerated for marijuana.
Coming to Louisville, St. Louis, and Kansas City this weekend. Who’s coming to see me? Get tickets at
If you haven't already, check out Dear Chelsea on @iHeartPodcasts or wherever you listen.
My podcast Dear Chelsea is a @TheWebbyAwards honoree this year! I am so grateful to all my listeners out there and I feel so lucky to do what I love every day.
Congratulations to JUSTICE Jackson, the first Black woman to ever serve on the Supreme Court! #SheWillRise #InKBJWeTrust @sistascotus
Listen to the new episode of Dear Chelsea with @bobbyberk out now #ProblemSolved…
I am adding a SECOND show in Nashville on 6/10 where I am taping my next special and a NEW SHOW in Saratoga, CA on 10/1. Tickets on presale now with code HORNY at
My friend is going to Poland to help Ukrainian refugees. Please help her if you can to Support Brave Ukraine
Don’t worry Jim, you’re the last person on Earth anyone would ever want to share a joint with.…
#QualifiedImmunity shields police from accountability & it's past time we end it. Sign the petition #BlackLivesMatter #AndrewJosephIII @Blklivesmatter
Guess I’m trying drag now thanks to @thatonequeen. Listen to a new episode of Dear Chelsea now streaming. #ProblemSolved…
I’m back on tour coming to a city near you. Also- I’m filming my next special in NASHVILLE AT THE RYMAN on June 10th! Get tickets at
And I’d like Senator Marsha Blackburn to define what a “hairbrush” is and how you use it.…
Montreal! Join me at @justforlaughs #JFLMTL40 on July 28th. Tickets on presale now with code: JFLMTL…
Serving up my special cereal for my special guy @Jokoy. And special ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 I’m taping my next stand-up special at@therymann in Nashville on June 10th. Tickets available atchelseahandler.comK today!S
Feeling self-conscious? @FullFrontalSamB and I give advice about how to get rid of that noise. New episode of Dear Chelsea out now! #ProblemSolved…
It’s time for the politicians bankrolled by Big Oil to be as scared for their careers as we are by the climate spinning out of control. Join @janeclimatepac in the fight for our future ➡️…
Nashville! I’m coming to the Ryman, Friday June 10th. Tickets on presale now with code: HORNY
This is what dinner is like at our house @Jokoy
Trust me, everyone’s a little bi. New episode of Dear Chelsea with @bretmanrock out now. #ProblemSolved…
This #InternationalWomensDay, I’m joining @CARE in celebrating the generations of women who have inspired us, taught us, and moved us to change the world. Let’s lift up women and girls around the world and amplify #HerVoice everywhere #IWD2022
The male equivalent is @Jokoy, so I’m in the best company. Her tour is called Sweet and Salty. His tour is called Funny Is Funny. My tour is called I like to ski naked and surround myself with good vibrations. And check out my opener @Buhnessa who is also great vibrations.
Guess who I ran into in Portland who sold out 2 nights of 4 shows? There is not a more pleasurable comedian in the universe than this woman @fortunefunny who I had the pleasure of putting on television many moons ago. Because she is hilarious, kind, and the most huggable woman.
Grieving sucks, but don’t skip it. New episode of Dear Chelsea with @amyschumer is now streaming. #ProblemSolved…
I am announcing THREE new dates to my Vaccinated And Horny Tour in San Francisco 5/6, Washington D.C. 6/3 and Calgary 8/14. Tickets are now on presale with code HORNY on Can’t wait to see you there!
Can’t wait to see you in Lincoln Park this June for the first-ever @versafestival! Get tickets at #VERSAVibe
47 💙 Doing all the things I love with the man I love.@Jokoyy6
Everything can change once we create positive habits. Check out today’s episode of Dear Chelsea with @jayshetty #ProblemSolved…
How to get away with murder in America? Be a white cop who doesn’t know the difference between your taser and your gun.…
.@itsmetinx and I share a mutual affection for @diplo and giving (un)solicited advice. Listen to the latest episode of Dear Chelsea now streaming. #ProblemSolved…
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