Chelsea Handler

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Women of the world are with you. #MahsaAmini
Hope to see you all out there! Get tickets at
This is not what women want when we say allyship.…
What would you do for your father?
I used to have a lot of problems.
Looking on the bright side of not having children. @TheLadyGang joins me on the newest episode of Dear Chelsea.
No grown adult wants to go to Legoland.
Let’s dial it back with the sandals.
Your life is better when you bring good energy in. @helloross brings his crystals to the newest episode of Dear Chelsea.
Thank you Kevin for locking up your body.
This is your annual reminder that when you are talking to an asshole, it is important to call out that asshole, especially when it is an asshole of this magnitude.
Calling out all airlines to return flying to the dignified and pleasant experience it once was. Also- enough with making us pay for wifi each flight. It’s ridiculous. Just give everyone access to free wifi on a plane. You have it. Stop charging us for it.
You are using the drug, the drug is not using you. Ethan Nadelmann from the @DrugPolicyOrg joins me on the newest ep of Dear Chelsea.
Qualified immunity is an unjust legal doctrine that creates a cycle of impunity for police who kill & abuse our people. Take action in the name of 14 y/o #AndrewJosephIII! 👉�
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Reminder, weed eats differently when you eat it.
Happy Labor Day, everyone!
What’s happening in Chile gives me 2016 vibes—with the troll farms and the misinformation from the right wing. But the people rose up to write this new constitution and I’m praying they show up for the vote on September 4th! #Apruebo4deSeptiembre…
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PSA for those traveling this weekend.
I had to get to the bottom of this @Harry_Styles rumor.
Jim Jorden tweet: In Real America, you work hard, pay your bills, and provide for your family. Isn’t that how it should be? Nothing is more exhausting than when this dry tampon starts speaking.
We’ve all had one of those nights. Upcoming Shows: 10.01 - Saratoga, CA - SOLD OUT 10.08 - Niagara Falls, ON - SOLD OUT 10.14 - Long Beach, CA 10.15 - Bakersfield, CA 10.21 - Paso Robles, CA 11.17 (Two Shows!) - Tampa, FL
Breakups are never easy. Good luck, girl.…
@DanMack62 How is he destroying America? Capping Medicare medications at 2,000 a year, capping insulin at $35,getting money to Vets who had pit burns. These are all things Republicans voted AGAINST
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There is no "expresso".
Reminder that The Vaccinated and Horny tour is going on through the rest of the year! Head to for more dates. I’ll see you there!
History lesson, anyone?
I’ve never met an edible I didn’t like. Maybe a couple.
The key to healing is to give out love. Monica Padman joins me on the newest episode of Dear Chelsea.
What are your affirmations?
The world is getting dumber.
We need to be a little more selfish and start forgiving. Oliver Hudson joins me in the newest episode of Dear Chelsea.
Los Angeles eventually gets us all.
Here’s my issue with The Staircase.
Congrats to @AbbyWambach and @GlennonDoyle on their sexiversary.
Don’t ruin democracy, register to vote.
Do you have a safe word?
Our latest TV ad hits hard. And here’s why: We cannot afford to let another Joe Manchin BUY their way into a Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate, just to lose by double-digits in November. Watch it, then let me tell you what’s happening in Missouri…
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The rhythm is never going to “get” me. @lizzo
So if Joe Manchin is out with Covid, who’s running the country?…
Vote these monsters out.
Josh Hawley ran the same way I run across a room when I see a margarita— with speed and purpose.
Stop bitching about getting older.
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