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.@TheKenBoydShow: “Tell you who I don’t like: anybody born in the 90s.”
If Nantucket, Massachusetts were an ice cream store... @noredavis on.cc.com/3xCpsRe
If Nantucket, Massachusetts were an ice cream store... @noredavis on.cc.com/3agrRH3
Feminism definitely has its perks. @MrEmilyHeller
Living alone during the pandemic has been weird for @AlisonLeiby.
Here’s how @MarthaKelly3 once prepared for a return to office life.
The first year of a relationship is always the most fun. @Reddsaidit on.cc.com/3eqZaII
.@kylekinane has the most money he’s ever had.
If The Rock hits on you, you might as well find out what he’s cooking. @RonFunches
.@Ball4President’s friend didn’t know he was unemployed.
Watch Sam Morril: I Got This here: youtu.be/4Xo3Fq7GGWk
The iconic @sammorril has been nominated for a Webby! Vote Sam Morril for Best Individual Performance here: on.cc.com/3sJtYJZ
.@SebastianComedy: “Women in their twenties dance a lot different than men in their thirties.”
.@alex3nglish’s new kink is COVID testing.
.@chrisdcomedy isn’t worried about his daughter.
Sir Alex isn’t above gambling with the kids at his school.
.@bonniemcfarlane didn’t know if she wanted to have kids.
From having a squirrel stealing her edibles to a getting flashed outside of a Rite Aid, @MsReeezy really has seen it all.
There’s a reason @Thomasdale5 only has sex when he’s in love.
“Austin is like a city if a city was run by children.” @JoshtheSandwich
If you were a stand-up comedian, what would your stand-up special be called? #PeakHumor
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The government doesn’t waste their time spying on people like this. @MsReeezy on.cc.com/3mGSkmr
.@annielederman had to quit drinking after a really rough night.
Growing up, all @EyreBud ever wanted for lunch were Lunchables.
.@NikkiGlaser didn’t tell her boyfriend that she’s done anal before. on.cc.com/2Q8ely6
.@Chloe_Hilliard, @ADookie, Luenell, @noredavis, @dlemoncomedy and @LilRel4 weigh in on the role of social media in comedy and the importance of collaboration. Watch the full episode of Dark Humor now: on.cc.com/3fWcOWJ
You don’t know fear unless you grew up with an unfinished basement. 🎤: Jay Larson7
.@noredavis, @roywoodjr, @EddieGriffinCom and @yamaneika share some of the experiences that have humbled them throughout their careers. Watch the full episode of Dark Humor now: on.cc.com/3sXZtkl
.@MarciaBelsky is bringing forth some universal truths through the power of song. on.cc.com/2Q5tQqr
Wondering why you haven’t made it in comedy yet? @yamaneika has a theory. on.cc.com/39LgfMa
Watch moments from this set and others in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians at standup.com/darkhumor
It’s one thing if your roommate lies about their age. It’s another if they invite their parents to stay with you indefinitely. @ayoedebiri
Teachers should retire like NBA players. @noredavis Watch more of Nore Davis in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians: standup.com/darkhumor
Every comic has their comedy fan origin story and their stand up origin story. Eddie Murphy is my comedy dad as a fan. (Also Eddie Murphy is so fucking gorgeous then and now I don’t care what anyone says.) twitter.com/standup/status…
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.@ComedienneMsPat, @raesanni, @LilRel4 and @RealEarthquake discuss Eddie Murphy’s talent and ongoing influence. Watch the full episode of Dark Humor now: on.cc.com/31GlGrh
Watch more of @iamwandasykes in Dark Humor, a docuseries detailing the influences, experiences and perspectives of Black comedians: standup.com/darkhumor
It’s hard for drunk @iamwandasykes not to check herself out.
Our midlife crisis is gonna rule. Happy 30th birthday to us.
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Ever get so high you feel like you’re going to die? @ayoedebiri has. on.cc.com/3fwHVrM
.@blakegriffin23 really is a heartbreaker. We’re counting down the Top 100 Roast Moments all week long at 10/9c. #HallOfFlame @NikkiGlaser
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