Cat Food Breath

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Why do we have to wait until Thursday for giblets???
I’ve been staying at the Guest Room Resort with HeyBuddy and SweetieKitty, but I go over to Thing One and Thing Two’s place around 3 AM every night to meow, so they know I am OK.
Thing Two is yelling about something?
If a little kitty accidentally stands on a pumpkin pie, but no one is around to see it, will there still be yelling? Asking for a friend.
Texting Thing Two’s boss, since there is no #WFH office team video chat today. 😺🥓🧈🎉🛋💤📲🎅🦃🍽
Everyone* is having bacon for breakfast today. *Does not include Thing Two
For the knitters out there:
Sriracha adopted a matching human yesterday at my awesome shelter (hsccvt.org).
I can't believe there are no #WFH office team video chats all next week. How can Thing Two's boss do this to me????
Remember the old days when I'd get to say "It's Sunday night. You're going back to the office tomorrow, and I'll be on the couch. Ha ha!"? #WFH does have its drawbacks.
HeyBuddy and SweetieKitty go outside a lot. 😾
HeyBuddy and SweetieKitty are going outside again today. I have the important job of guarding their belongings in the Guest Room Resort.
SweetieKitty is baking. I’m testing the butter. Thing Two is mopping. All is good in my world.
Everyone* is snuggled on the couch. There is sports yelling, but I can't hear it because I have a bowl of cheesy dip. *Thing Two does not fit on the couch with me, HeyBuddy, SweetieKitty, Thing One, and Yellow Blanket. It's on the Moderately Comfy Chair.
Are you all ready for Saturday Night At Home With Your Cat?
HeyBuddy and SweetieKitty brought home groceries for #Thanksgiving dinner. There is a whole bag of vegetables. What's up with that?
HeyBuddy and SweetieKitty brought home groceries for #Thanksgiving dinner. I was not allowed to lick the turkey. #SuperDisappointing
Ouija is feeling on top of the world after adopting a new human at hsccvt.org!!
Habibi + Newly Adopted Humans from hsccvt.org = Happily Ever After. Purrrr.
Twin tuxedos Flamenco and Meringue adopted this human yesterday at my awesome shelter, hsccvt.org. Double the fun, or double trouble?
HeyBuddy and SweetieKitty are going outside today. I've been asked to stay at the Guest Room Resort to watch their belongings, and to keep the blankets in place. Those are very important jobs.
Four coffee mugs on the counter. One accidentally falls off. Guess whose?
HeyBuddy and SweetieKitty are serving the practice #Thanksgiving pies they made for breakfast today. With bacon. Everyone* is happy. *Does not include Thing Two.
Friday night at home with your cat? Winning.
Engine adopted this human today at my awesome shelter, hsccvt.org. She's looking forward to some serious snuggles. Meow.
How much do you love HeyBuddy?
One of the practice pies that SweetieKitty made this morning accidentally got stood on. HeyBuddy said that pie is better when it's been flattened a little.
Thing Two has entered the kitchen and seems ready to provide some yelling.
When SweetieKitty is baking and a little kitty accidentally gets in the refrigerator, no yelling happens. So weird.
When SweetieKitty is making pie and the fruit accidentally falls on the floor, no yelling happens. Weird.
SweetieKitty is making practice #Thanksgiving pies today, to be sure the recipe works. I’m helping with the butter. PS I think there should be practice giblets.
Why don’t I have a melted butter fountain?
What happened to “butter” here??? Remember HeyBuddy and SweetieKitty bought FOUR POUNDS on their last shopping trip. That’s a lot of toast. twitter.com/CatFoodBreath/…
No one* minds if a little kitty stands on their dinner. *Does not include Thing Two
One week until giblets!!!!!!
HeyBuddy wants to order boxes from @Chewy and @Zappos, in order to stage a cardboard competition. You know, a side-by-side comparison.
Thing Two is yelling about something that used to be on the table?
TWENTY ONE animals adopted new humans last week at my awesome shelter, hsccvt.org. Giblets for everyone next week! PURRRR.
Ghost Pepper and his siblings were found in a barn when they were very small. Some humans took them to my awesome shelter, hsccvt.org until they were big enough to adopt humans. Here's the official photo of Ghost after he adopted his foster human. Puuuurrrrrr.
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