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drove to a farm in wyoming for some raw milk and got to meet a dozen kittens
we need a baggu and real tree collab
hate it when everyone is obsessed with a new show and the tl is useless for weeks
men. instead of being upset with me for not wanting to hang out with you, think about why you actually want to “hang out” with me. leave me alone i’m married
make me a stay at home wife
need more friends who want to weave cattail baskets and pick mushrooms and berries and cook soup all day in a big cauldron
making leek and fennel soup with homemade stock and lots of butter
if you grow your own beets or are lucky enough to get bunches with the tops still intact, do yourself a favor and eat the greens
any time someone visits home everyone passes along a chocolate and i end up with more than i know what to do with
4th day in a row of soup
my man taught me how to drive stick. i am officially a jack of all trades
can’t wait to find (a different) middle of no where and start my little homestead and never speak again
i am the Perfect Wife
soo $500 manual grain mill when?
why don’t men duel any more
getting lost in the beep boop bop
need to remind myself when i get like This that i have felt many other ways
i have at least two broken bones in my body at all times
i love feeding people and that’s my weakness
i have to be the most demented driver on the road
perplexed by the fog
as a woman, why aren’t you cutting your hair with sewing scissors in the middle of the night ?
it’s so sexy for a man to be offline
anybody else feel ASSAULTED by the dark energy radiating from monica at the front desk
what kind of a lady opens the door to strangers without a glock
i’ll be prancing around the forest following random rays of light or a butterfly or bird call or whatever feels divine, not going anywhere in particular but i still always end up in the right place
flirting post apocalypse like “hey baby i heard you have an heirloom emergency seed vault”
adopting a cat is so funny you literally kidnap them against their will and keep them in your house until they like you
be quiet i’m listening to the birds
learning to make rose petal jam
on my ukrainian mail order bride shit
if you live in the boonies and don’t speed on these deserted little roads What are you doing. get out of my way
i have a bad feeling. will not be elaborating
personally i love all the chores that come with being a housewife, cooking and cleaning at my leisure, gardening, sunbathing, foraging, homemaking. that life path was taken from me . now i have to do all those things plus be a wage slave. lottery when
i want a little señorita pistol for my purse
might fuck around and go to church on sunday
ew dude you kind of gross me out
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