Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)
Day 95: I sure do miss my friends
Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet
Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned
People are tired of being told they have to stay home & can’t work or open their business by people who break their own rules and haven’t missed a paycheck
My 8-year-old son just said "I agree with the media that Trump seeks to blame the Chinese Communist Party and the eating of unique cultural foods, like bats, for what is clearly a US Army bio-warfare plot. Also, he is racist."
I could not respond and was left literally shaking.
I waitressed at olive garden for years and no amount of training can prepare you for the number of men who think it's ok to propose to their girlfriends in an olive garden on valentine's day
The Good Lord has blessed Donald Trump with the most incompetent and self-destructive adversaries the world has ever seen
The reason Michael Bloomberg banned Big Gulps is because they're bigger than him and he was jealous.
Donald Trump’s got the whole of America talking about whether Michael Bloomberg is so small he’ll need to stand on a box for TV debates. This is indisputably a form of genius, stable or otherwise.