A less greedy PM might have mentioned the NHS.
"COVID-19: 'Capitalism' and 'greed' are behind the UK's vaccine success".
Johnson's & Carrie Symonds' No.10 makeover includes a bigger flag than Robert Jenrick's.
Did you see the scenes of violence against women at a peaceful protest against violence against women?
Johnson uses microscope to see what 1% looks like.
Do you think it would be worth the nurses union getting in touch with Marcus Rashford so he can have a word with Boris?
Tories confused as usual.
Whilst the country clapped on NHS workers.
Tories have decided to crap on NHS workers.
1% for health workers????
Anyone who voted Conservative ought to feel ashamed of themselves.
The French have gone up in my estimation, they prosecute and convict ex leaders.
Tories continue their help for those in need.
You know exactly what your importance is in Rishi Sunak's group.
You have to feel sorry for the guy in the red tie at the bottom step.
It's just started.
Ready to answer any washing machine, cocaine or rent boy queries...
Back viruses. I command you go back...
Harry and Meghan not returning as working members of Royal Family.
They will however expand their American franchise business.
"Look at ME! Look at ME!! Look at ME!"
Politicians should wear sponsored shirts like footballers, then we would know who owns them.
Getting us through this crisis.
Some heal, whilst others steal...
Listening to Grant Schapps on radio 4 this morning saying that people who lie will get 10 years porridge.
Looking forward to seeing Johnson in court!
"You have NO authority here"...
Please. Oh, please, please, please.
10 days time?
It's NEVER too late for chaos with this government.
Anne Sacoolas, the woman accused of killing Harry Dunn was employed by an intelligence agency in the US at the time of his death.
She had been driving on the wrong side of the road.
He gave and we shared.
“We have growing confidence that we will have a test, track and trace operation that will be world-beating and yes, it will be in place by June 1.”
Boris Johnson, during PMQ’s on May 20, 2020...
Lifelines on Who Wants to Be a Tory Minister?
50:50. Removes two incorrect answers ...
Ask the Audience ...
Leaders who were.
Are rejected by their party and resign.
It says something about Tories that Johnson is still there.
“We did everything we could”...
Stop clapping NHS workers and telling them they've done a good job, just give them a £500 bonus.
Test and Trace fiasco has wasted £22bn...
Over the years, there have been a lot of busts I've enjoyed, but Winston Churchill?????
It's time to STOP calling him Boris.
Perhaps, PM, Mr Johnson or "that fool in Downing Street".
Can you guess who the Tories are going to 'Dump-It' on?
George III is well known in history books for being the "mad king who lost America"
He now has competition...
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm
Dido Harding. Remember her???
She was appointed Head of the NHS Test and Trace programme in August 2020.
Does she really exist?
We're paying them to take care of us.
No...Really, we're paying them.
Another fine mess they've got us into...
A Tory Government mismanaging the roll out and then doesn't have enough doses to give the second one on time.
They then make up a new dosing regimen ruining the efficacy of the first dose.
We deserve better.
Another New Years honours list.
I'm not against honours, but let's reward those who have done something truly remarkable.
Patrick Hutchinson carried an injured white man at a Black Lives Matter protest.
He didn't contribute to Tory funds, he just helped someone.
Douglas Adams could have written this weeks front page.
I would have thought Keith Vaz would have been the ideal man to be in charge of drug procurement.