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Liz Truss…”ready to hit the ground from day one" after making it into the final two.
Just heard the leadership debate has been canceled. Real shame, Labour were doing so well! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
Tories say they held on to Johnson because they had no one to replace him. Do you know I think,for once, they were telling the truth.
My vote is going to the 'Tractor Porn' guy. He might be useless but he'll keep us fed.
Sunak, Mordaunt & Truss. Negative Hearing, Seeing and Speaking. HUGE potential for evil.
Interesting that Tories support 'First Past The Post' in all elections apart from Leadership...
Just 8 candidates left.
"Yes, you're right not a sign of credibility left".
“Them’s the breaks”.
Why not replace Tory Cabinet Ministers with agency workers? google.com/amp/s/news.sky…
All I need is 8 Tory MPs to back my bid to be leader of the Conservative party. You've got to be "in it to win it".
No more ‘Cash & Carrie’.
After glueing himself to No 10 front door President Boris Johnson tweets allegations of vote fraud ahead of his rally.
Things to do at your LAST day at work.
Friday 1st July: Nadhim Zahawi is seeking a nine percent pay rise for teachers in order to avoid strike action later on this year. Wednesday 6th July: New chancellor Zahawi dodges backing his own call for bigger teacher pay rises.
Do you think there’ll be able to remove the wallpaper without to much damage?
A Conservative Prime Minister. "Liar, liar pants on fire".
I think we need a blow by blow account of what happened in Johnsons office.
The infinite monkey theorem states that a Nadine Dorries hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type something that's true. theguardian.com/sport/2022/jun…
All of us ought to believe this is 'False News'. Unfortunately...It isn't.
Johnson says he’s listening. So why can’t he hear everybody telling him to f*** off?
Why not make the whole county happy? Johnson is currently in Rwanda attending a Commonwealth heads of government meeting. Get Priti Patel to deport him permanently.
Losing Tiverton candidate Helen Hurford hides from the media and voters. Johnson has NO hiding places left. #JohnsonMustGo
“To lose one by-election, Mr. Johnson, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest.
Anyone who thinks that Labour MPs shouldn't support Trade Unionists on the picket line doesn't understand history. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
Johnson has had two inches removed from his nose.
The procedure to remove the small remaining brain particle was successful. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…
He can't remember how many he has, or their names, but he's getting a lot of cards today. #FathersDay
Do you think Prince Andrew would make a good ethics advisor?
Time for a clear out. Busy day for Downing Street rubbish.
And now the end is here And so I face that final curtain My friend I'll make it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain I've lied a life that's full I traveled each and every highway And more, much more I did it, I lied it my way...
Still nothing for me in the Birthday Honours List, but I have been offered Andrew's place on the balcony.
It will be Roman numerals next and a return to the Julian calendar. I'm quite nostalgic for outside toilets... theguardian.com/politics/2022/…
"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength". 1984 George Orwell or 2022 Boris Johnson? theguardian.com/politics/2022/…
PM's message: It's time to move on...
Well enough to look at flowers but not well enough to open Parliament, what do we pay her for?
When posh boys get into trouble they sack the servants.
Off with her head? (Other captions are available).
They seek her here, they seek her there, the voters seek her everywhere. Sue Gray...4 months and waiting.
Water Companies face up to the challenge of removing HUGE turds from our coastline.
I think it would be a good idea to put Thatcher’s statue on a low loader and tow it slowly around the country so that we all have a chance to throw something at it.
Where's the bloody shark when you need it? "You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat."
The more it snows (Tiddely pom) The more it goes (Tiddely pom) The more it goes (Tiddely pom) On snowing And nobody knows (Tiddely pom) How cold my toes (Tiddely pom) How cold my toes (Tiddely pom) Are growing Charles (The Pooh). May 10th 2022.
Lies, deceit, corruption. Tories offer more of the same. Meet the new boss Same as the old boss May 5th 2022 We don't get fooled again...
Turned on the news just now, caught the last bit of the sentence “Boris gaoled for two and a half years” Can you imagine my disappointment.
Neil Parish is named as the Tory MP caught watching pornography and has now lost the party whip. Oh...he loved the whip.
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