A Cat Named Bitches

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I could have been a cat model in another life. If I hadn’t chosen the drugs, murder, and mayhem. I’m happy with the decisions I made.
One year ago today. Two years ago today. Three years ago today. Four years ago today.
Floof tweaking on catnip is a family tradition. twitter.com/davitydave/sta…
Cats can’t lose jobs for our tweets. So that’s cool.
Sports reaction is priceless.
Night shift reporting for duty.
Also. No one loves head scritches like Puff loves head scritches.
@BitchestheCat Met this friendly guy today in a thrift store
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@BitchestheCat Winslow pretending to care about a “grandma” pic as much as I do
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@BitchestheCat True. Here is pic of one of our recent shelter residents that always makes me smile. No surprise that this girl is already adopted.
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@BitchestheCat This old man. My late brother’s cat. Is a total lovebug.
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Is there anything purer in the world than a cat picture on Twitter? Nope. And that’s why everyone keeps coming back. The cat pictures always supplant the anger.
Floof is inherently snugglable. For two people and two people only. twitter.com/teric528/statu…
Kind of want to know where he got that @UGG boot money. twitter.com/bitchesthecat/…
This is the best picture I’ve ever taken of these three. Apparently, for cats, cheese is the equivalent of shaking keys for babies while taking pictures. #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOnTwitter
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Sport looks like he’s trying to solve the mystery of where his big ass paws even came from.
HEY-O!!! If you want to see what I look like on the cover of the @WiscHumane 2022 calendar, please click the link below!!! I am so honored to be able to rep this great organization, and I hope you will support them if you can by preordering the calendar.🌞shop.wihumane.org/products/whs-c…n
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Damn. Puff already updated his Twitter bio.
Little bastard was trying to break into my car. I don’t play that shit. twitter.com/bitchesthecat/…
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Puff just fucked up Sport. Just tossed him like he was a damn feather. Puff is a force to be reckoned with. No doubt.
Ultimately, people and cats have to reconcile the huge gap in the America they want to exist and the America that has always existed.
The basis of democracy, justice, and freedom become unattainable concepts when a country is built on a foundation of racism. Today, like every day in this American experiment, we saw that in action. And make no mistake, this is the America many people want and worked toward.
Cat Wrangler. You can’t spell wrangler without ranger. And you can’t sell beer without cats. We’ll be waiting for our commission check. twitter.com/voodooranger/s…
Sport antagonizing Puff while I observe.
This jury would have convicted the shit out of Kyle Rittenhouse. Yet another reminder cats should be in charge. #RittenhouseVerdict
Um, @MariahCarey? Sweet shelter cat Hollyleaf at @AWLAArlington hopes the Queen of Christmas could do her a BIG favor? All she wants for Christmas is a loving home. But she’s been waiting 294 days. She’s worried she’ll spend it alone. Please share to #HelpFindHollyleafAHome? 🎄q
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Floof defending himself looks nuts.
Floof is happy to be home.
Floof bounced back from the morning unpleasantness quite quick.
Floof got a clean bill of health from the doctor. Just a sensitive tummy. twitter.com/LBKiddoShow/st…
#CatsOnTwitter is trending, so tell us: who are some of your favorite cats on twitter for folks to follow? (We’re big fans of @LucyFurTweets, @BitchestheCat, @StrayLiotta, @LorenzoTheCat, @GeneralCattis...)
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Probably not as good as @BitchestheCat’s primo stash, but it’ll do. Radiology results next week. Thank you everyone for your kind words and support.😽💖#Sedateded o_#FinallyHomeme#Gingerliciousus#CancerWarrioror#FuckCancere5a
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