Ready to end this Pandemic. 😳V
Me: I’m going to study my ass off tonight and get shit done
when you swore you wouldn't be fat this summer, but now it's june and you're there like
Wrapping yourself up in blankets in a freezing room>>>>
- doesn't eat healthy
- never has 8 hrs sleep
- never works out
- drinks 0.5ml of water a day
- unorganized mess
Also me: why am I sad
When I see myself on someone’s snapchat story
Girls will literally have the biggest attitude just cuz they miss ya
when you see the food you ordered
It costs $0.00 to be loyal
It costs $0.00 to be consistent
It costs $0.00 to be honest
Your significant other should be your best friend too.
18: can I buy a bottle of wine?
USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible
18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education?
USA: we encourage it
"wanna go eat tacos?"
Let me do this homework
*5 minutes later*
Me checking if my summer body is ready yet
this is how i like texting
Time lapse of 100 sunsets Literally the most beautiful thing ever 😍o
stress level: princess Mia driving the stang
At this point in the school year
I appreciate fast texters
Baby pigs are adorable 🐷�ut
Fav for Thin Mints, RT for Samoas
iOS 8.3 you had one job. You failed.
Why don't my parents get this ???
i know i'm not the only one 😞o
Patriots super bowl ring 😂u
looking at my bank account like
I can not listen to "Fireworks" ever the same after seeing The Interview😩😂
remember when Beyoncé twerked so hard that the power went off?
Me when I’m walking with my friends
got Math issues ? 😏👌 please RT to save a life 😏xZR9Z
Wow Instagram is a liar, the toaster doesn't work.
Leighton Meester is honestly just perfect
LAURA BARNS IS A REAL PERSON. UNFRIENDED IS BASED ON A REAL STORY.
These kids were asked to slap a girl in front of them and they said no because