Bill Maher
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This is the year. This is 2020 and there are only three ways Trump goes: impeachment, election, or fried chicken. And I don’t have faith in the first or the third, so we are going to have to make that happen.
"It wasn't a question of his being worth it. The Constitution was worth it. He had to be impeached."
Watch @SpeakerPelosi's message for @realDonaldTrump on #RealTime:
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Retweeted by Bill Maher If one more candidate up there tonight says "The real question is" "the real issue is", I'm going to...I'm going to have another drink, that's what! Also, can the moderaters shut the fuck up for ten seconds and let these people finish a thought?! #NotASeriousCountry
Dems shld stop talking about Soleimani - no one not already with you cares that Trump, an impulsive liar, took him out him with lies and impulse. It just sounds like another "We got him now!" Which you didn't, again. STOP LOSING.
Isn't it funny how the popularity of Bernie and Biden with the young is so opposite? Its like Bernie is the cool Grandpa you like to visit who gives you things, and Biden is the decrepit one who says malarkey and hugs you longer than you want
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Last night after the show in Maui. Some of these people were not even paid, ahem... Thank u for supporting us, fabulous Maui audience!
Merry Christmas! He is risen! Oh, no, that's the other one. Sorry. He is born! After a pregnant lady took a 90 mile ride on a donkey. Purely coincidence I'm sure this was the day ancient Pagans noticed the days started to get longer again. #EndDaylightStupidTimeAmIRight?
My Xmas message from 2010 – unfortunately in the Age of Trump, it applies more than ever. Merry Christmyth!
Retweeted by Bill Maher Even if you agree with impeachment, anyone who can listen to people day after day after day saying the same thing over and over - well, you're a better he, she or they than me. All I can think of is that Joe Walsh song "Shut Up"!
Rick Santorum just said on CNN Republicans impeached Clinton because they were "woke" MeToo pioneers gallantly defending the honor of Monica Lewinsky. That's why Schlitz Kavanaugh gave every grisly detail in the report he wrote. Republicans, always ahead of their time.
Saw "Richard Jewell" last night - just what we need right now, a movie where the FBI is crooked, media is fake news and together they frame innocent people.
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Retweeted by Bill Maher The apparent beating that Jeremy Corbyn led the Labor to in the U K election should serve as a cautionary tale for the Democrats as 2020 approaches.
So...Biden is riding around Iowa in a bus called No Malarkey? No one in the campaign red-flagged "Malarkey"? Cuz I'm not sure the under-80 crowd sees the irony. Or the candidate sees it. Or if there is any.
Barr says of cop critics, “They have to start showing, more than they do, the respect and support that law enforcement deserves.” But the same shouldn’t go for the #FBI? This is a bad guy, and I think I know why.
Life is complicated. Should Trump be impeached? Yes, you have to try to stop this insanity of bringing in a ringer for elections. And 12 other things they didn't mention. But do I think the Dems will get their ass kicked in the trial in the senate? Yeah, I kind of do.
Trump has made NATO something only liberals care about, like dieing from pollution - a liberal thing. I ask again, why is it that Republicans get Patriotic Immunity?
Rosemary needs our help. Rosemary spent 25 years in medical research. Please join me in supporting Rosemary and the other former research chimpanzees @projectchimps today. #GivingTuesday
Just listened to a podcast that was 2 hours and 37 minutes, which is not that atypical. Why is it that the attention span in America is either 10 seconds or 3 hours?
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! And really be thankful this year, because a year from now we will be in the midst of post-election...well, I don't know what. But I don't think it will be pretty. Treasure one more year of semi-normalness.
I think Trump should use the excuse that he cannot sweat due to his time in the Falklands for why he committed his Ukraine-related crimes. No, it doesn't exactly make sense, or partly make sense...but I can see Lindsay Graham repeating it!
I see GM brought back the "I like red" ad for year 2, it must have really worked - but talk about 2 Americas: who are these middle class people who can afford not 1 but TWO giant gaz-guzzlers at a time? Half the country wants socialism and half are buying cars in bulk?
They keep "catching" Trump with his talking points on a paper he's holding - but the Repubs win because they have one or two talking points they all get behind. Maybe Nancy Pelosi should get "caught" with talking points so Dems get it thru their thick skulls this is how you win.
Let me echo me from yesterday: Biden's Ukrainian connection, tho relatively innocent, wld be a giant liability if he's the nominee, just as Epstein wld be for Hillary. What, Epstein? Yes, because Bill was on the plane, and trust me they'd make it a thing. That's what they do!
...criminal like Trump) THE story out of Ukraine in impeachment hearings and the fall campaign, I direct you to the war hero John Kerry being branded the coward agst the draft-dodger Bush in 2004.
Biden should get out. The only reason for him in that field was he could win - I've seen enough, now I doubt it. The IDEA of Joe is great, but he's not the same guy who stared down Corn Pop. And if you think Repub.s can't make Hunter's 50k/month job (it is swampy!, just not...
Watching Sondland way more of a chore than Vindman, Yovanovitch, both highly decorated veterans of foreign service. Of course Trump is also highly decorated, i e he wears a lot of make up
"A lot of senators that I talk to, Republican senators...quietly, they’ll say Trump doesn’t tell the truth...some of them will say Trump’s a racist... They’re not likely going to do anything about it." – Sen. Sherrod Brown #RealTime
Retweeted by Bill Maher Love this George Conway, the way he never misses a chance to call out Trump/Republican bullshit, even while married to Kellyanne! Of course, if the press wants to write about a married couple where one worships Trump and one hates him...write about the Trumps!
Trump shit tweets smears and threats while #MarieYovanovitch was testifying to smears and threats, which is witness intimidation, which is an impeachable offense that he committed during his impeachment hearing. @GOP #ThisIsYourGuy?
This year, just celebrate Thanksgiving. Don't try to "win" it. And never forget the single shining truth about democracy; it means sharing a country with assholes you can't stand.
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Retweeted by Bill Maher OK, I think I get it now, thank you Jim Jordan: Trump committed treason, but he did it ironically!
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Retweeted by Bill Maher Does anyone really think that if @realDonaldTrump loses in 2020, he's just going to leave a scented concession letter for Mayor Pete? #LosingIsFakeNews
I never repeat on Twitter what I just said Friday night on Real Time, but now I am: remember Kentucky. To Republicans now, #LosingIsFakeNews. And Trump will do it next year. The big issue must be What is the plan for this?!!
This is gonna be by far the oldest Democratic field ever. It could come down to Bloomberg, Biden, Bernie & Steyer. I don’t know what the debates are gonna be like, but it won’t be a pissing contest. #Election2020
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Retweeted by Bill Maher "Money is a big deal, greed is a big deal, and protecting these sacred cow cash-earners is a big deal."
Watch @RonanFarrow discuss #CatchAndKill with @billmaher on #RealTime:
Retweeted by Bill Maher Nancy Pelosi says they hope to start #impeachment hearings right before Thanksgiving. Great idea, get our Trump-loving relatives at peak panic mode right before we hand them the giant carving knife.
I vaguely remember when Republicans were against gifting countries to the Russians. But then I also remember when they were against tariffs, deficits, and adultery. #WhoLostSyria? #IfObamaDidIt
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