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Hey, Comedy Fans: Bill Maher plays the @SanJoseCivic on Sept. 26, and some *great seats* were just released today! sanjosetheaters.org/event/bill-mah… @rbpconcerts #bayarea #comedy #realtime #livecomedy #billmaher
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Bill Maher Live at Marin Center September 25! Get Tickets NOW! lnks.gd/2/Xv6X6D
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Earthquake! Now we're just a shark attack and a cult murder away from California Bingo.
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Snitch Nation isn't about what side you're on, it's about this mindset where everyone is a secret policeman and tattling is a virtue. A country ruled by citizen informants where Republicans can sue you for your sex life, and Democrats can get you fired for a Halloween costume.
QAnoners are warning that the #JusticeforJ6 rally today is a false flag government plot to round up more of them. You just knew they'd eventually get here. Too paranoid to attend their own paranoia rally.
#StartTheClock: Tonight's episode of #RealTime with @billmaher feat. @anneapplebaum, @gilliantett + @fakedansavage is now on @HBO and @hbomax!
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FRIDAY: We've got @anneapplebaum, @fakedansavage and @gilliantett joining @billmaher on #RealTime @HBO!
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"Whenever we are grieving...mourning...sad...angry – that is not the time to make important decisions... We have to step back for a minute and wait until the moment where we can be rational."
Watch @RepBarbaraLee reflect on the US response to 9/11 on last night's #RealTime:
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Before we spread democracy around the world, America has to figure out how to spread water around America. #Drought
California's confusing recall election is Tuesday. I opened my ballot and it had Newsom's name and then "fuck," "marry" or "kill." #VoteNoOnRecall
#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @billmaher feat. @RepBarbaraLee, @cbellantoni and @GeorgeWill is now on @HBO!
Retweeted by Bill Maher FRIDAY: @billmaher is back with a new episode of #RealTime feat. @RepBarbaraLee, @cbellantoni + @GeorgeWill on @HBO & @hbomax!
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Retweeted by Bill Maher Another day closer... @billmaher takes the Buell Theatre stage this Saturday night!
A few tix still remain at axs.com
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Retweeted by Bill Maher The ROW will welcome Bill Maher to the Reno Ballroom this Sunday, September 5! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/3DbJm8h
Retweeted by Bill Maher "You're an American, I'm an American, we don't have to hate each other. We used to be there – how do we get back?"
Watch @billmaher, @ralphreed and @KattyKay_ on tonight's #RealTime panel – now streaming on @hbomax.
Retweeted by Bill Maher What's the lesson of Afghanistan? Maybe it's that everyone from the giant dorm room bitch session that is the internet should take a good look at what real oppression looks like. #Wokeistan #WakeUpCall
Ballots have gone out for the California recall. One of 46 faceless losers could be the next governor with a fraction of the vote, and the runner-up gets to host @Jeopardy!
#StartTheClock: Tonight's episode of #RealTime with @billmaher feat. @CraigMWhitlock, @KattyKay_ + @ralphreed is now on @HBO and @hbomax!
Retweeted by Bill Maher "The people running these institutions, liberal institutions – universities, magazines, newspapers – they don't have the balls to say 'no.'"
Watch @sullydish and @billmaher discuss how social media mobs are influencing newsrooms and more on #RealTime:
Retweeted by Bill Maher On November 13th, @billmaher makes his triumphant return to the New York Comedy Festival and @HuluTheaterMSG. Tickets on sale now! bit.ly/NYCFMaher #makeNYlaugh twitter.com/nycomedyfest/s…
Retweeted by Bill Maher .@GOP forgets that Trump wanted to meet the Taliban at Camp David. Say what you want about Obama's birthday party at least the Taliban wasn't there. #TrumpsDeal
Apple needs to #ThinkDifferent about privacy. @Apple should admit that the problem with their phones isn't just what people might store on them it's the phones themselves.
#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @billmaher feat. @sullydish, @jackiekcalmes & former Rep. @MaxRose4NY is now on @HBO!
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@billmaher is coming to the @HuluTheaterMSG for The New York Comedy Festival. Pre-sale starts tomorrow at 11am with promo code NYCF bit.ly/NYCFMaher #makeNYlaugh
Retweeted by Bill Maher Two legends at the same time. It's an embarrassment of riches.
Watch @SteveMartinToGo and Martin Short join @billmaher on tonight's #RealTime:
Retweeted by Bill Maher Of all the gigs I missed because of the pandemic, missing this one hurt the most. Thrilled to be back! Pre-Sale starts this Wednesday. nycomedyfestival.com #MakeNYLaugh Use Code: NYCF
It's no joke! There aren't many tickets left to see @billmaher at the Ryman. Buy a ticket today and laugh all night long on August 15.
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Retweeted by Bill Maher Why is Matt Damon always in the doghouse with the online hall monitors of righteousness? He is one of the most likable guys in Hollywood, with impeccable liberal credentials. Yet always flailing around in cancel culture quicksand. #BureauOfWokeness #Wokeatraz
Does Hunter Biden ever have sex and not put it on his laptop? Most people when they have an orgasm say, "Oh god, oh god." When he comes he says, "Like, comment and share."
#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @billmaher feat. @SteveMartinToGo, Martin Short, @donnabrazile + @mcmoynihan is now on @HBO & @hbomax!
Retweeted by Bill Maher FRIDAY: @billmaher welcomes @SteveMartinToGo & Martin Short + @donnabrazile and @mcmoynihan to #RealTime @HBO!
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Retweeted by Bill Maher Laws have been introduced in a number of states to *not* talk about #CriticalRaceTheory. No one knows exactly what it is. They know it has something to do with race, and it’s some kind of a theory.
Watch @billmaher, @MalcolmNance and @benshapiro discuss on #RealTime:
Retweeted by Bill Maher 'I'd much rather play Milwaukee than San Francisco': Bill Maher ready to get back before live audiences rssfeeds.jsonline.com/~/661666242/0/…
Retweeted by Bill Maher "Woke Twitter has power...soft power. I just find it perverse that you find that less alarming than the old-school kind of authoritarianism that Trump and his ilk are going for." – @billmaher
Watch the gloves come off on tonight's #RealTime feat. @benshapiro and @MalcolmNance:
Retweeted by Bill Maher Republicans, what is so great that it can make you, the big patriot with the flag pin on your lapel, sell out your country on its most fundamental principle? #BigLie
Andrew Cuomo has almost no friends now. I mean, @TheDemocrats are dropping him like he's made of gluten.
#StartTheClock: A new episode of #RealTime with @billmaher feat. @MalcolmNance, @benshapiro and Donna de Varona (@devarona64) is now on @HBO and @hbomax!
Retweeted by Bill Maher Editor Chuck Allen recently had the chance to chat with @billmaher, who will be Live on Stage at @theryman on Aug. 15. Click through to read the story and let us know what you think.
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Retweeted by Bill Maher FRIDAY: @billmaher welcomes Donna de Varona (@devarona64), @benshapiro and @MalcolmNance to #RealTime @HBO!
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Retweeted by Bill Maher I must say, of all the violations of the woke penal code #culturalappropriation just might be the dumbest of them all. #CancelCulture #SnitchesandBitches
It's August, so you know what that means: Time for Trump's reinstatement*!
*Not actually a thing in a democracy
Retweeted by Bill Maher How bad does this atmosphere we're living in have to get before the people who say cancel culture is overblown admit that it is in fact an insanity that is swallowing up the world? #WokeOlympics
We have to cover our faces because other people didn't cover their ass. #DeltaVariant
#StartTheClock: Tonight's episode of #RealTime with @billmaher feat. @ericadamsfornyc, Rep. @StaceyPlaskett and @JoshuaGreen is on @HBO and @hbomax!
Retweeted by Bill Maher FRIDAY: @billmaher is back with a new episode of #RealTime feat. @ericadamsfornyc, Rep. @StaceyPlaskett and @JoshuaGreen on @HBO!
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Retweeted by Bill Maher Live comedy is back! Bill Maher returns with an all new stand-up show Sept 25 at Marin Center in San Rafael and Sept 26 at San Jose Civic! Use code IMBACK starting Thurs, July 29 at 10 AM to get the best seats!
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Retweeted by Bill Maher Live comedy is back! @billmaher returns to Marin Center in San Rafael on September 25 and San Jose Civic on September 26! Get the best seats first with code IMBACK starting Thursday at 10 AM! Details at RBPconcerts.com
Retweeted by Bill Maher Bill Maher talks Vegas, cancel culture, and testing positive for COVID-19 in May. bit.ly/2UZnVWv
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Retweeted by Bill Maher Bill Maher is coming to Irving this month. Ahead of that show, he said: "I think QAnon is more dangerous, but I think woke is pretty dangerous, especially since it’s gonna get QAnon elected." buff.ly/3AHsTI2
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