Bill Maher

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"Do you know what the Queen of England and I have got in common? We've both had the same haircuts for 60 years!" Watch Sir @rodstewart join @billmaher for a rockin' good time on tonight's #RealTime before jetting off to play "The Hits" at @CaesarsPalace:
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One issue that has risen to the top of voter concerns is a general feeling these days that things are descending into every-man-for-himself lawlessness.
America is out of baby formula! Perfect, just when the Supreme Court came up with a formula for more babies.
#StartTheClock: The 600th(!) episode of Real Time with @billmaher feat. Sir @rodstewart, @ianbremmer and Jane Harman begins now on @HBO and @hbomax! Watch the conversation continue after the show on #RTOvertime @
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Student loan forgiveness is a loser issue for the party that wants to win back the working class.
Caps off to you, graduates! #Classof2022
"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth." - @MikeTyson @ClubRandom_
This is America: You wanna sneak a knife in somewhere? Hide it in a gun. Watch @billmaher react to the attack on Dave Chappelle in his #RealTime monologue:
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Every age has been The Misinformation Age, but sometimes misinformation is just history's first draft.
I’m not saying Madison Cawthorn is gay, but schools in Florida can no longer discuss him. #WontSayGay
.@tedcruz says Disney is going to have “Mickey and Pluto going at it." Sounds crazy, but I looked at Disney’s upcoming release slate, and some of these movies do seem a little sexualized.😉p
You have failed @Twitter, and you do need a new sheriff.
Alright media, you've had your fun with #MadisonCawthorn, but enough is enough!
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The importance of work friends with @drdrew:
I don’t need an approved Florida math book to know this country is turning into an unbridled kleptocracy where no one even expects money to get where it belongs. #CovidCash
.@elonmusk tweeted: "I'm buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in." It's all fun and games Elon until Hunter Biden gets his head stuck in the vending machine.
How awesome would a @billmaher and @FreddieGibbs tour be?! Tune into the latest ep of Club Random podcast to hear the full conversation now. Watch: Listen:…
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Tickets are going fast for Bill Maher on May 1! Make sure you grab yours today! 🎟️
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BUYER BEWARE: The international economic sanctions on Russia are taking a heavy toll, so they've resorted to creating knockoff versions of popular products. Check your labels, folks!
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Why is Biden polling poorly with female voters? Who pooped in Johnny Depp's bed? These mysteries and more SOLVED when @mkhammer and @CaitlinPacific join @billmaher on tonight's #RTOvertime:
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The position of the @GOP now is that you can vote for anyone you like, but it doesn’t count if it’s not us. Heads we win, tails we coup. #AntiAmerican
Republicans are acting like there’s a sign when you go into Disney World that says 👉“You must be this tall to undergo gender reassignment surgery.”Z
"I wish that I'd learned more, but the little bit that I learned is in there...good luck finding it." Watch #ComedyComedyComedyDrama author @mrbobodenkirk tell @billmaher about his new memoir + @BetterCallSaul, SNL and more on tonight's #RealTime:
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.@RealTimers with @billmaher airs Friday, April 22 at 10 p.m. ET on @HBO and will be available to stream on @hbomax: This week features an interview with actor, comedian & producer @mrbobodenkirk and panel discussions with @mkhammer and @CaitlinPacific.
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God is this orb of perfect energy but feels bad when he fucks up? #adulting @hbomax
“Mike and I had a great relationship except for the very important factor that took place at the end.” - Donald Trump #adulting @hbomax
So excited that tonight people will finally get to see #Adulting, my 12th stand-up special for @hbomax. Something for the whole family, although hopefully your kids are very sophisticated – enjoy!
Join @billmaher & @bellathorne on ep 4 of #ClubRandomPodcast as they randomly riff on Bella's love of #LadyDeadpool, distractions in bed, Bella’s dog naming process & how Bella was signed to be a model BEFORE she was born! *LINK IN BIO*
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The far-right has an absolute distrust of the media, journalists, election results, and science but if you put it in a meme and post it on @instagram they accept it as Gospel.
I always enjoy coming to the #JoeRoganExperience and spending time with the great @joerogan.
"I would ask everybody who reads the book, who I hope is everybody, to skip page 2." Watch #Recessional author David Mamet tell @billmaher how he "got a little bit ahead" of himself when assigning blame for America's attempted coup:
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It’s a good thing George Carlin is dead because today, the seven words you can’t say on TV are “Jada, can’t wait for “G.I. Jane 2.”
The new talking points in Maga Nation are #DontSayGay and #Grooming. And if you've ever seen a Trump rally, the one thing these people will not stand for is grooming.
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