Californians can live without nuts. Just ask Caitlyn Jenner, but not water. California should stop thinking about how to get water on almonds and start thinking about how to get it on fires. #CaliforniaDrought
If you think America is more racist now than ever, more sexist than before women could vote and more homophobic than when blow jobs were a felony, you have #Progressophobia and you should adjust your mask because its covering your eyes. #BY
"If you think about why these people are so pro-Trump, it’s not because he’s any good or he tells the truth – he never tells the truth, he never does anything – but, he says, 'I hate who you hate.' That’s what it’s about."
Someone must explain why celebrities running for high office is a recurring nightmare we can't seem to shake. Did we all not just witness the cautionary tale named Donald Trump? The last 4 years was a warning, not an inspiration.
So sorry to all our fans, and my bosses (whoever they may be this week - man, HBO gets traded more than Bartolo Colon)that we'll miss another show tonight. I assure - and thank - all well-wishers I was never sick and feel great (undoubtedly the shot) and will be back next week
Across the country, old fossil fuel power plants are at risk of closing down as renewable energy grows. These bitcoin miners want to give them new life. My latest for @WSJ with @ceostroffwsj.com/articles/bitco…
Thanks to all wishing me get well - hard to do since I feel perfectly fine, but I appreciate it! Most upset about ending my streak going back to 1993 of never missing a Politically Incorrect or Real Time episode. Oh well, even Cal Ripken had to sit one out at some point.
"She represents something that is a vanishing species. I mean, it’s like watching the last woolly mammoth wandering the taiga...those Republicans aren’t going to survive." – @TheRickWilson on @Liz_Cheney#RealTime
Cryptocurrency is like Tinkerbell's light - its power source is based solely on enough children believing in it. And unfortunately what is real is that its growth could single-handedly push global temperatures above the tipping point of 2°C. #Bitcoin#Mining#ClimateChange
Joe Biden hosted a virtual #EarthDay summit – and let's just say world leaders were much more impressed with this @POTUS than the last guy.
Watch @billmaher's Real Time monologue – now streaming on @hbomax.
A funny thing happened on the way to the old-age home. Biden slayed the Orange Dragon and with an approval rating of 59%. He got better at 78. Writing someone off simply for their age is the last acceptable prejudice. The younger generations hate every ism except ageism #OKBoomer
I don't want politics mixed in with my medical decisions. And when all of our news sources for Covid information have an agenda to spin us, you wind up with a badly misinformed population. #BreakingNews#ScaredStraight