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Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate! If you need help sliding into a t-day coma, this mini-collection might help... foxtrot.com/from-the-archi…
For what it’s worth: My FoxTrot IG is @foxtrot, my napkin IG is @borednapkins, my FB is @billamend, my website is foxtrot.com and my mastodon account is @[email protected]
How funny would it be if zombo.com revealed itself to be an awesome social media site that's been in development the past 20+ years and is finally ready to launch this weekend...
Some lunches just scream “I hope you planned on a nap this afternoon” lol
Musk has been in charge for like three weeks and we still don’t have fully-self-tweeting as an option. #disappointed
Hopefully not my last dumb napkin cartoon…
Hey if you happen to find yourself at @pax Unplugged in early Dec, come to say hi at my table in the "Brandland" area! Tix avail here: unplugged.paxsite.com/en-us/registra…
A dumb lunchtime napkin cartoon instagram.com/borednapkins
Looking for a gift for someone (or yourself) that no one else can offer? We’re have a very limited number of signed books (each w/a sketch of Quincy) available at store.foxtrot.com while supplies last!
Tonight’s dumb and nervous napkin cartoon…
Call of Civic Duty 2022 achievement unlocked! 👍
If you're on Mastodon and want to follow me there, I just set up my account. I'm [email protected]
such a blatant assault can only mean one thing, this is clearly a lovers quarrel between Ted Cruz and the gay prostitute he invited to the parade for sex twitter.com/wcgroovy/statu…
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What if I have a kid and name him Elon Musk Amend and he decides to drop the Amend? Is Twitter going to now deny him an account? So wrong!
Tonight’s energetically dumb napkin cartoon…
My childhood dreams of a James West/Artemis Gordon lifestyle are suddenly reignited… twitter.com/pitdesi/status…
Maybe all MAGA ever really wanted were blue checkmarks?
A dumb napkin cartoon that won’t cost you $8/month…
Happy Halloween! If you're super bored today, there are a bunch of Halloween-y strips on my site to help kill the time... 🔪🕰foxtrot.com/from-the-archi…wWN
If I’m ever not a blue check I hope you’ll still follow me lol
Tonight’s other dumb napkin cartoon…
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
Eating my hoity-toity NYTimes recommended lunch ($7.50 pork tenderloin sandwich from Kitty’s Cafe in KC)… afternoon nap incoming…
A fantastically dumb napkin cartoon…
A little meta humor in tonight’s napkin cartoon…
Omg are you kidding me 😭N
I wanna believe John Krasinski was forced to approve this ESPN thing at gunpoint...
Tonight’s dumb but legally protected napkin cartoon…
A dumb napkin cartoon forged in the fires of Mount Doom…
I just dropped an open costco sized bag of cheddar goldfish and it rotated and landed in such a way that ZERO fish fell out. Kinda sad that my life's one miracle was that.
I would pay to watch Nancy Pelosi punch Trump in the face. twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
Retweeted by Bill Amend
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
The Biden transformation no one is expecting (unless they are me drinking wine and drawing a dumb cartoon on a napkin)…
A dumb napkin cartoon about an obscure Welsh football club owned by less obscure ppl…
So I wasn't planning to have a drunken solo dance party tonight, but I bought my first ever airpods yesterday and decided to test them out and, well...
These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.
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I guess I can’t complain that I’m still alive at year bajillion…
I see the FBI has seized the MyPillow guy’s phone. Have they brought in Clarice Starling to help make sense of what it might share?
Prob not an award-winning napkin cartoon…
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