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Closing out the year on TOP!!! Netflix special taping is done and the Berty Boy Relapse Tour is coming to an end BUT next year we’re going TOPS OFF and FULLY LOADED so get ready!!!
#FullyLoadedAtSea is ON SALE NOW!! You definitely don’t want to miss this so grab your cabins at bertkreischercruise.com before they’re gone! Can you guess which other comics we’ll be adding to the lineup?
IT’S HAPPENING!!! #FullyLoadedatSea presale kicks off TODAY. If you signed up, check your email for your code and time slot - you DON’T want to miss this!!
Not today death!!! New episode of #SomethingsBurning with @moshekasher and @kurtbraunohler is out now bit.ly/3GgsZeP
We extended the presale deadline to midnight TONIGHT!!! You don't want to miss this bertkreischercruise.com
The final countdown!!! Don’t miss the final shows of 2022 bertbertbert.com/tour
FULLY LOADED AT SEA!! We’re taking the #FullyLoaded party to international waters with some of my favorite comics, crazy activities, 13 bars, a casino…and a CHAPEL. Presale starts November 16th, you won’t want to miss this bert.tbits.me
Do you smell that?! It’s season 1 AND brand new, full, UNCUT episodes of season 2 of #SomethingsBurning! Head to bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-bur… so you don’t miss a second of the kitchen chaos.
Who do you want to see in my kitchen? Tag them and let’s light it up
Get ready girls, it’s gonna be good!! We opened up a few more tickets for my Omaha shows next week, don’t miss out! bit.ly/3RLaXVq
@bertkreischer #TheMachine as he battles the thirsties in outerspace and on the baseball field 🤣😂yor
Retweeted by bert kreischer @bertkreischer you are in the only place that means anything! @tomsegura
Retweeted by bert kreischer How it would look it @bertkreischer came and worked out in my garage gym on March 23rd when he performs in Sioux Falls #TheMachine
Retweeted by bert kreischer Heard twitter is back on track…Thanks @elonmusk!
If you Russian Bots are looking for something to RT here’s my new teaser… Это тебе!
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Where in the world is #TheMachine?! I want to see all of your edits, tag me and I’ll be sharing my favorites on my Story throughout the weekend!
And don’t forget…I’m making a HUGE announcement on Monday, check out the link for a sneak peak bert.tbits.me
Due to weather delays in Bismarck, tonight's performance at Scheel's Arena in Fargo, ND has been rescheduled to February 28,2023. All previously purchased tickets will be honored at the new date.
Who knew ball pain could save your life? New #Bertcast with @findingnimesh is out now bit.ly/3A1TiBD
Tom Segura's Birthday Present For Bert Kreischer Was All-Time barstoolsports.com/blog/3443341/t…
Retweeted by bert kreischer These boots are made for walking!! Don’t miss out when I rip through your city
.@tomsegura always knows what gifts to give @bertkreischer for his birthday. 🎁 �#2Bears1Cavevyoutu.be/B2B-Q3vu9g0xxN
Retweeted by bert kreischer Just added a second show in Calgary in March, grab your tickets starting tomorrow! bit.ly/3Tsf4W4
Thanks to my @YMHstudios family for such a great 50th! Taking ideas for Tommy’s next birthday present…
Guess who’s name I said! I’ll like the right answer. New 2 Bears is out now bit.ly/3UihI1M
ONE WEEK!!! Can you guess where @fullyloadedfest is headed next? One word guesses only! #LetsGetLoaded
I just want to be naked. New #Bertcast with @FortuneFeimster is live. Don’t miss her new @NetflixIsAJoke special, out now! bit.ly/3h7N10s
Pretty sure the movie is called #TheMachine, not #TheMchine. Nice try son, but next time... do better.
xoxo, dad twitter.com/bertkreischer/…
Retweeted by bert kreischer Today is my 50th birthday AND the anniversary of The Machine story. As a present to myself, I’m sharing the teaser to my movie #TheMachine. If you guys enjoy it, please tag a friend, share it, and spread the word - let’s get this thing in theaters ASAP!!
EXTRA DATES ADDED | @bertkreischer
Tops Off World Tour 2023
Manchester and London on sale Friday 4 November at 10am from link in bio.
Retweeted by bert kreischer Happy Berty Day!🥳 Sending birthday wishes to Berty Boy @bertkreischerr) today.🎂
We can't wait to see you HERE December 1st.🤩
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Retweeted by bert kreischer I wrote this and I’m very proud of it and I hope everyone who sees it is very happy and that’s wonderful #TheMchine twitter.com/bertkreischer/…
Retweeted by bert kreischer There are a few things I wait to see.... @bertkreischer movie "The Machine" is at the top of the list.....the trailer is absolutely 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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