TO ALL THE HATERS PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL CONGRATULATIONS REJOICE I HAVE LIGHT FOOD POISONING AND IM JETLAGGED YOU WON TODAY BUT ILL BE BACK TOMORROW EVEN HOTTER THAN BEFORE
OKAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE HIDDEN LAYER IN OUR NEW SONG REAL SUPER DARK - ON ITS OWN ITโS RIDICULOUS BUT IN CONTEXT IT MAKES ALL THE CHORUSES SO MUCH CRAZIER AND WAY HARDER WATCH
STREAM REAL SUPER DARK ๐ดopen.spotify.com/playlist/1h7RCโฆGY
WATERPARKS ALBUM 5 INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OUT APRIL 14
ST*RFUCKER
REAL SUPER DARK
FUNERAL GREY
BRAINWASHED
2 BEST FRIENDS
END OF THE WATER (FEEL)
SELF-SABOTAGE
RITUAL
FUCK ABOUT IT
CLOSER
A NIGHT OUT ON EARTH
PREORDER VINYL/CD HERE
waterparksband.com/store
WHO HAS ONE OF THE LIMITED RED/BLUE VINYL? WITH PRODUCTION SHORTAGES THEY MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONES WE GET FOR A WHILE SO MAKE MOVES WHILE U CAN ๐ด I GOT TOO EXCITED A WHILE BACK AND TAPED THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY COVER TO A COPY OF GH SO I COULD VISUALIZE
waterparksband.com/storeQP
EVERYONE HAS BEEN BORN BEFORE, NOT IMPRESSIVE! YOU KNOW WHAT ISSSS IMPRESSIVE? THE PYRAMIDS!
ANYWAY SEATTLE SOLD OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY THANK YOU!!! IF YOU WANNA MAKE MY SWEET 16 THE BEST GRAB A TICKET TO THE CITY CLOSEST TO U AND FIGHT OTTO FOR MEโฅ๏ธ
HERE waterparksband.com
IโM OVERDUE FOR FOOD POISONING ITโS BEEN A LONG LONG TIME!!!!!
CHICAGO NIGHT 2 SOLD OUT ๐ด
PITTSBURGH, BOSTON, ORLANDO, NASHVILLE, ANAHEIM, BALTIMORE
ARE NEXT
ALL MY HIMBOS GO GET YOUR TIX:waterparksband.comvE
LOS ANGELES SOLD OUT!!! ALSO I JUST GOT THE FIRST TICKET UPDATE IN WEEKS AND IM SO GEEKED RIGHT NOW THIS TOUR IS GONNA GO HARD!! IM IN A GOOD MOOD, MIGHT GET A SHIRLEY TEMPLE MAN WHAT SONGS SHOULD I FORCE ON THE SET AGAINST OTTOS WILL LMK โฅ๏ธ
GET YOUR TIX: waterparksband.com
I JUST WANTED TO WIN WHITE BOY OF THE MONTH WHY DID I ALSO GET FAKE PREGNANCY ACCUSATIONS, HUMAN REMAINS IN MY HOME, PEOPLE HAVING SEX IN THE PARX PIT, AND DISEASE OUTBREAK I HATE MY BRAND ALL I DID WAS SING STUPID FOR YOU I AM LOVELY twitter.com/valeriesxvoiceโฆ
WHY IS THIS ROOM ON ZILLOW SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME I CANT STOP LAUGHING MY EYES HURT WHY DO YOU NEED TO SIT SO CLOSE?? WHY A CHAIR AND NOT A COUCH??? BASEBALL BAT?????? IT GETS WORSE THE LONGER YOU STARE
Here is a list of fake Italian foods I just made up ๐ฎ๐น
Zabbagoni
Gabbagosh
Rigamalli
Proscuttini
Sebagoul
Gnort
Shorbafhetti cheese
Pesstatto
Spagelly Soup
Goovioli
WATERPARKS US TOUR ON SALE NOW BABY!!!! WHERE YOU GOING? ๐ด
BTW TORONTO JUST SOLD OUT TOO! AND WE ADDED CHICAGO NIGHT 2!
TICKETS -waterparksband.comvR
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๐ด๐ดHEARD U NEEDED SOME FUCK
ABOUT IT MUSIC VIDEO BTS PICS๐ด๐ด๐ด
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IM LAUGHING SO HARD MY TOP SONGS OF THE YEAR ON APPLE MUSIC ARE CHARLIE PUTH AT NUMBER ONE, T H E N WATERPARKS, THEN ISLAND BOYS, THEN HAPPY BIRTHDAY (NUTTY SQUIRREL VERSION), AND THE POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING SOUNDTRACK MAAAAAN
music.apple.com/us/album/happyโฆ
FUCK ABOUT IT MUSIC VIDEO DIRECTED BY ME AND ERIK ROJAS OUT NOW ๐ด WHATS YOUR FAV PART?
BTW GOING LIVE ON INSTA WITH BEAR IN LIKE 10 MINUTES
WATCH ๏ฟฝyoutu.be/Nk8x1gH2BbAv4Z
TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!
TODAY WE EAT!
THE PILGRIM MEAT!
*SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK*
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