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People who only forgot about Dre as a bit should be uncanceled. Don't @ me.
Your guide to successful meditation.
You say potato and I say potahto. You say tomato and I say tomahto. Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto. This meeting has descended into farce.
What is your dog's body language really saying to you?
... and that is why I believe limousines should be called sausage cars. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. [598/598]
DID YOU KNOW? While sleeping, the average human eats 12 spiders, 9 ghosts, 6 centaurs and at least one hopelessly lost tourist every year.
9 things that make you less attractive, according to science.
Just been to nineteen different Tescos looking for one of these and people have clearly been panic buying them, because not one of them had any in stock.
People are often worried about opening a can of worms. As if the issue shouldn’t be why you have a can full of worms in the first place.
I mean I love dogs as much as anyone but, it’s a no from me.
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Okay Hollywood, how about you keep making films 2 and a half hours long, but you include a soft ending 90 minutes in? E.g. the film opens with Spider-Man mentioning he's lost his keys. 90 minutes later he tells Aunt May he found his keys. Then people with work tomorrow can leave.
Who can forget this incredible moment from Casino Royale?
FOOTBALL FACT: Horses pay little attention to football, preferring instead to eat hay and gallop around in fields all day, like a bunch of idiots.
Romance Tip: Maintain your mystique on a first date by refusing to emerge from your squirrel costume.
The amazing benefits of spices
The early bird gets the worm. "LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!" he shouts. His friends sigh. The early bird is such a tool.
Miss the days when there were only five TV shows and they were all bad.
Check carefully. Are you a chicken?
Remember when “talk to the hand!” was a sassy expression and not just something you did when you were lonely?
Some tips on how to get rid of a spider.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a fish, an owl, a bison and a snake and soon his small but charming zoo will be a thriving concern.
How to make sure your plant doesn't die.
It's all very well having an office joker, until he kills all your colleagues in a bid to get Batman's attention.
DATING TIP: Crying is a great way to show you don't fear emotions. A quick and easy way to cry is by thinking about the ending of Cool Runnings. If your date asks what you're crying about say a more serious film like Avengers: Endgame.
What is Nutella made of?
Happy Platinum Jubilee everyone! Hands up, who else has eaten all their platinum already?
Some Platinum Jubilee Facts!
A horse walks into a bar. “Why the long face?” quips the barman. “I work in Social Media,” says the horse. The barman backs away quietly, allowing the horse to just drink his whisky in peace.
Check carefully - is your crush a sandwich?
And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. Also, his girlfriend had texted suggesting they take a break and see other people, but that had nothing to do with it.
There are no certainties in life, except one day Buckingham Palace will become a Wetherspoons.
Never understood why football clubs spend hundreds of millions building a winning team when they could just pay a coder £10,000 to hack into the TV channel's software and change the score.
What are people actually thinking about when they see a pie chart?
It’s Friday! Sing hallelujah! Hi-five your workmates! Get naked and dance around! Now clear out your desk. You went too far.
It's still important to know how to properly wash your hands.
If life gives you lemons, paint them green, take them to a party and watch people mistake them for limes, ruining their Mojitos. Hilarious.
What is causing your headache?
V cool video from @smartpensionuk's sister company, @trulience. One of these digital humans will be the front of house greeter in The Smart Building! linkedin.com/posts/trulienc…
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Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your pet terrapin Alan in your pocket at all times, just in case you get lonely.
The end of the Premier League season is a difficult time for me, because I have to stop tweeting about football and focus on real issues.
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If in the first act you show a gun, in the third act you must reveal the protagonist had the power to fire bullets all along by having them spit one from their mouth.
The reminders of a horse.
Ban cars, but bring back microbeads. I think that's fair.
Who remembers stuff, eh? Brilliant, wasn’t it?
What body type are you?
Tip: Turn a boring old can of paint into an exciting can of “Travel Paint” by simply taking it with you when you go on holiday.
Your guide to deciphering email speak.
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