Anthony Jeselnik

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A teen gets a USB chord stuck inside his penis, a Texas mother interrupts a school board meeting to talk about anal sex and a woman finds out after 9 years that her gynecologist is her biological father. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
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The “Cookout,” an alliance of six contestants, have made history on #BigBrother by evicting all non-Black competitors, ensuring that the show would finally crown its first Black winner. So why has the show ignored the historic move? latimes.com/entertainment-…
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What is your favorite bodily function? A Utah woman gets scammed into shaving her head, 2 teens are caught twerking & kissing on a dementia patient and a rapper surgically implanted gold chains into his skull. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/in-…
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Emmy parties are for losers. This is where the action is. wl.seetickets.us/event/Anthony-…
Battling cancer for 9 years without telling anyone is the most Norm Macdonald shit ever.
A man tosses his penis out a window during a police car chase, our favorite pansexual body builder is back, and a woman is found guilty after hiding 26 kids behind a false wall at a daycare facility. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thr… #jrvp
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Video for @honeydewpod is up! @anthonyjeselnik Highlights the Lowlights of getting caught with a knife in school & vaping in an airplane bathroom that set off the alarm! SUBSCRIBE to my YouTube and watch full episodes every toozdee! youtube.com/rsickler #NightpantsNation
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My #HoneyDew this week on @honeydewpod is @anthonyjeselnik! Anthony Highlights the Lowlights of getting caught with a knife in school and the fallout! Subscribe! thehoneydewpodcast.com #NightpantsNation
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So many questions as to why? Listen to this week's JRVP podcast with @anthonyjeselnik and @greggrosenthal to hear what happens.
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.@anthonyjeselnik is right, we would wait for the uprising. Listen to the full episode of JRVP with Anthony Jeselnik and @greggrosenthal to find out more. bit.ly/JRVPPodcast
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.@anthonyjeselnik is asking @greggrosenthal some valid questions. Listen to the JRVP Podcast to find out what happened. bit.ly/JRVPPodcast
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on the latest episode #TheRightTime, @anthonyjeselnik talks about how he handles it when he bombs onstage. YouTube: youtu.be/RNbMhSDQ3L4 Apple: apple.co/3CEGxwd Spotify: spoti.fi/2XodXiR
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new #TheRightTime! we've got @byjoelanderson and @minakimes in the next round of our charity trivia competition, plus an interview with @anthonyjeselnik! Apple: apple.co/3CEGxwd Spotify: spoti.fi/2XodXiR
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Come see me perform at Largo this Friday. Or just cry in the comments about vaccines and freedom. I'm cool with whatever! wl.seetickets.us/event/Anthony-…
Matt Damon stops using the "F" slur, an aunt drives a car for a year with kids stuffed in the trunk and Canadian authorities mistake a woman's body for a mannequin and toss it in the dumpster. Yikes. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tha…
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Get 50% off the worst merch you've ever seen! It was a huge mistake to even make this stuff and I hate it so much. Make them ironic collector's items. Send them to your enemies. store.anthonyjeselnik.com
.@tpolamalu's 25 best plays from a HOF career! 👏 📺@ProFootballHOFOF Class of 2020 Enshrinement -- Saturday o@nflnetworkrbX
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An 18-month-old floats out a mile into sea, a man nearly masturbates to death, and some parents are disgusted about a rainbow reading monkey actor. The New JRVP is ready for you @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rea… #jrvp
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The World's first elderly sex robot is created with wrinkles & grey hair. A hot California correctional officer sentenced for "depraved" sex with inmates. JRVP @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/vax…
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They’re saying, “Coffin Flop’s not a show.”
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Still getting it done at 42.
I loved watching this, aside from the obvious criticisms. youtube.com/watch?v=TvXhCa…
A fan causes a horrific tour de France crash, a woman claiming to have 10 babies is caught lying and a redneck rave ends in impalement. A new Jeselnik Rosenthal Vanity Project is available now. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/che…
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Join me for the YouTube Livestream premier of my brand new stand-up special, Live Without Fear. It begins today at 5pm PST / 8pm EST youtu.be/TvXhCayQXkc
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Teaching Respect: The Jim Henson Company Has Replaced Miss Piggy With A Nonviolent Pig That Just Wants To Suck Kermit Off clickhole.com/teaching-respe…
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.@anthonyjeselnik almost got scammed - if it weren't for @greggrosenthal and @EricaTamposi yelling at him before the show. They'll all have diarrhea after this episode. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sen… #ATCpresents #jrvp
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One hour ago: "Oh cool. There's a new Your Old Droog album. Can't wait to hear it." Now: "Holy shit I'm on the album." twitter.com/2DopeBoyz/stat…
We're all playing checkers while this woman in the storm drain is playing chess. New JRVP up everywhere! @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi open.spotify.com/show/1lRXvcBK3… #ATCpresents #jrvp
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I Think You Should Leave Season 2 is coming to Netflix on July 6! Until then? Here's some of the GREATEST HITS from Season 1. @SamRichardson
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It's all elbows and eyes on this week's episode of JRVP. A cop mistakes a 2 year old's ashes for meth, the M&M store is held at knife point, and a dead body is found inside a dinosaur statue. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… #ATCpresents
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Wishing everyone Positive Energy on Brody Stevens birthday! Brody was in the Hangover, cut from Funny People. He was the drummer for the infamous Barris/Kennedy + Overdrive, always using chairs as his instrument. #yougotit #applecidervinegar
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Happy Birthday @BrodyismeFriend We love and miss you. Drink your apple cider vinegar, uncross your arms, and spread some positivity today. 🎥 Steven Brody Stevens at The Turnbuckle Comedy Festival Maquoketa, Iowa May 26th, 2017.#enjoyitt#iconsofcomedyy#brodystevenssf
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.@anthonyjeselnik talks about comedians pitching their cities for him to move to & @greggrosenthal needs some help with getting his daughter to like fresh air. A two year old shot both of his parents, a woman faked a wedding, + Bill Gates is on the market. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
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.@anthonyjeselnik & @greggrosenthal talk about how Gregg is too old to sleep over at a party + Anthony's getting back into standup. Anthony asks how Gregg totally fumbled Mother's Day & gives some advice as to how he should have handled it. @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
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