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The @anthonyjeselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project: Now on Youtube. We are really doing this: youtube.com/watch?v=8gpoL2…
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Here's a helluva thing. One of my favorite comedians—@anthonyjeselnik—recommending Dirtbag, Massachusetts on his podcast, The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project. It's an incredible feeling when a reader *really* gets your book. Thank you, Anthony. 🤞🖤youtu.be/8gpoL2wxODA?t=…mBMq
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I started doing stand-up on October 11th, 2002. I don't care where you live. I'm celebrating in these cities and these clubs. Happy anniversary, assholes. Tickets on sale now anthonyjeselnik.com
Wednesday, August 3rd at The Roxy
A boy throwing rocks off a bridge onto cars gets shot in the abdomen by a crossbow, a robot breaks a little boy's finger while playing chess, and a bride was shot in the head during a celebratory gunfire at her wedding. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
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The Your Old Droog show at The Roxy in LA Aug 3rd will be hosted by Inimitable one liner comic @anthonyjeselnik ... here is a clip of him reflecting on the Genius of YOD. Buy remaining tickets here theroxy.com/events/detail/…
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This FRIDAY July 29th - TWO shows! Outdoors & Open Bar! See @SarahKSilverman & @anthonyjeselnik & @RoryAlbanese & me live in west LA at @Jaminthevan TIX: bit.ly/3b0ixe6
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Your Old Droog + Special Guest(s) LIVE at The Roxy in LA hosted by Comedy legend @anthonyjeselnik with Psychedelic genius @EEDDAANN on turntables axs.com/events/436953/…
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An elderly woman falls in a country club pond & is eaten by alligators, a man serves his amputated foot to his friends in tacos, & a honey brand is recalled when the ingredient to help ED was discovered inside @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/not…
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The newest signing to our (content) team! Say hi to @EricaTamposi! 👋P
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New music out now, too lazy to post a link, go find it
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Yes! The Brody Stevens Festival of Friendship Walk is on AUGUST 20th in the 818! Sign up! Walk! Donate! Enjoy It! givebutter.com/BrodyStevens818
A Pregnant Texas woman tells an officer her unborn child is a person when caught driving in the HOV lane, Howie Mandel traumatized the internet with an anal prolapse video, and more! @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-n… #ATCpresents #jrvp
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Penguins and Evgeni Malkin have formalized a 4-year contract worth $24.4 M — band is back together
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Stop deadnaming Acrisure Stadium.
Finally met Rummy. He likes the finger people. ⁦Redrumthekoreanmeatfactorydog on insta @Oscillator_WSOP
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New #FitzdogRadio. One of the great comic minds in the business today. @anthonyjeselnik and I talk about fan meet and greets, sobriety, hosting Last Comic Standing and his 20 year stand-up tour. Listen 👇bit.ly/fitzdogapR Watch �bit.ly/subGregFitzMx6
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A DJ is slammed for playing song for prom queen with no working legs, an alleged threesome leads to a 60 person brawl on a cruise and a drunk wedding guest nearly sets venue on fire and continues dancing. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rum…
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A Judge acquitted a doctor for sexual assault because "women can't tell the difference from anus and vagina". A millionaire gave it all up to live on a deserted island with two mannequins. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/doc… @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi
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Jeselnik and Enemies @LargoLosAngeles with @JimGaffigan, @kurtbraunohler, @alicewetterlund and @theMarkHayes. I’m up to 35 minutes of new material. Gunning for 40 by my next Largo show on July 21st. 📸:@lizvigg @ Largoinstagram.com/p/CfPZ3KqPvMA/…Y
That Monkey is a Cop  A woman was found eaten by her 20 cats after dying in her home, a monkey in a bullet proof vest was found dead after a cartel shoot, and the CDC offers advice: masterbate together while social distancing. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi #jrvp
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spoke about my disappointment in the national Watson coverage with @RapSheet on latest pod. appreciate having the space to discuss the issue and him coming on: open.spotify.com/episode/3wkLDx…
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An elephant tramples woman to death and then attacks her corpse at her funeral, Putin's bodyguards collect and carry his poop back to Russia and a woman claims she caught an STD from a car & geico could pay her out $5.2 million. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi
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A woman is charged for throwing her boyfriend's mother's ashes into a lake, a man is dragged off a plane after urinating on his brother during a fist fight and a man is stabbed over some video game revenge. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jrv…
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We agreed to new contracts to stay at the NFL and I am so thankful to everyone who helped us along the way. I’m most thankful to Dan, Marc and Wess. We did this together. I’m going to let myself be proud and enjoy it because I am sure as shit Wess would. Heed the call.
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The author of "how to murder your husband" blog was convicted of murdering her husband and a movie theatre chain accidentally showed porn to sold out auditoriums across the country instead of pay per view WWE wrestling. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi #jrvp
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A teacher who replaced  a fired sex crime teacher commits sex crimes herself, a woman befriended her mom's killer and then he killed her and an immigration officer was fired for putting his wife he didn't like on the terrorist list. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi
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Happy Birthday @BrodyismeFriend We love and miss you. Uncross your arms and spread some positive energy today in honor of Brody. #iconsofcomedy #brodystevens #positivepush #yougotit
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TOMORROW! Saturday! 7pm and 9pm shows! Hurry before sells out! OPEN BAR COMES W/ YOUR TICKET 🍺🍷🥃🍸🍹 GET jaminthevan.com/jitv-comedy-sh…rRdwKh
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A man dies of a heart attack while burying a woman in his backyard, a man injures his friend while doing donuts, and a Fitbit helped to convict a man who killed his wife after getting his girlfriend pregnant. @anthonyjeselnik @greggrosenthal @EricaTamposi podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/not…
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Jeselnik and Enemies at Largo. Los Angeles. Thursday, May 19th. 9 pm. wl.seetickets.us/event/Anthony-…
Anthony Jeselnik Helps a Friend Get an Abortion youtube.com/watch?v=S0gDvu…
i'm sure you've seen the stories on the formula shortage. babies are struggling in many ways. let's help them through @diapernetwork. donate.nationaldiaperbanknetwork.org/campaign/boman…
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Happy Mother’s Day, dad, you fucking pussy.
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Wilshire Ebell Theatre, 5/4/22 @NetflixIsAJoke Photo by @lizvig
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