Andy Milonakis

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true, also I've been to 7 different islands, 6 flights and 7 boat rides in the past 2 months. Plenty of time for youtube suck my dick hahaha. DAB FLEX, One time I bought a watch too and it was a good one…
ok next up on my shit list, people who make 20 minute cooking videos on youtube and don't take a bite out of the finished product. Fuck you all
Anti-vaxxer rally starter pack
I'm sorry for my tweets yesterday, I know anti-vaxxers are very sensitive people hahahah
Anti-vaxxers that got Covid blamed it on mercury being in retrograde
anti-vaxxers: Fake science, fake news also anti-vaxxers: should I take the vaccine?
because they were out of frequent flier miles…
anti-vaxxers be like "I'm not anti-vaxx, I'm pro-choice" but then miss their abortion appointment because Judge Hatchett was on
Anti-vaxxers be at the salad bar ducking under the sneeze guard because they demand freedom
anti-vaxxers be like "the numbers are a lie, this data is bullshit" and make sure not to step on any cracks or walk under any ladders
look how triggered you are right now - triggered person
anti-vaxxers think scientists and doctors are full of shit but Charizard642 on reddit has all the answers
why, you want to unlock the door to ask her why her son fucked yours?…
anti-vaxxers favorite keys are Cntrl C and V
Anti-vaxxers on their death beds talking about how the vaccine got transferred into their blood stream by magnets and got them sick
anti-vaxxers take gummy vitamins when they get Covid
anti-vaxxers are like yo i'm not taking some experimental government bullshit that's trying to enforce population control while giving us better download speeds for a virus that hasn't even been proven to be spreadable by air or saliva and has killed no one. U take it, sheep
Paying people to get vaccinated is a great idea because dumb people love to get free money
.@drdisrespect how dare you try to rob me of clout SHAME
On August 8th @FantasiaFest writer/director Richard Bates Jr. is premiering King Knight. Now for the next couple years if people ask me if I still act, I can use this as a cover up. too many people to tag
Where ever the wheel lands, that’s where I move for a whole year
The views today were pretty awesome in the mountains of Crete
I love Bob Odenkirk and I love seeing how many others do too. I sincerely hope he’s ok.
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A little goat meat for the sleepy cat
Life is pretty slow up in the mountains but I'm still really happy that I got to get out of the USA for a few months, see some family and do some streams. First thing I gotta do when I get back is find a new apartment, most likely gonna either be Manhattan or Brooklyn. Much love
When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew.
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Right by the roots of Jennifer Anastasakis aka Jennifer Aniston in the mountains of Crete - Perivolia, Kissamos
True, but not talking about fame or anything, I was rocking Bape since 2003. Crank that :)…
Stuffed zucchini blossoms with rice and herbs with yogurt and Stamnagathi, bitter greens with lemon and olive oil. Both of these are on my list of favorite foods in Crete
I got to have one conversation on the phone with X before he passed, a little bit after he got out of jail. Never got to meet but he was speaking about trying to make a positive change in his life and others @_ColeBennett_
Uh oh the tsikoudia has started
My cousin found the owner of the lost dog, wanted to share the good news for the people who saw the tweet yesterday
The last taxi driver I had in Athens told me he would beat the shit out of me if I was his son because I’m overweight while he was chain smoking cigarettes in my face…
I'm not a sports fan at all but I'm a fan of Greeks, shout out to Antetokounmpo for putting Greece on the map in a big way…
If you lost a dog in Chania, Crete please hit me up
They won’t verify him until you get your tongue out of his asshole. One lick everyone knows the rules…
I got so many clean lines, soap on a rope
I can't handle this people act so scandalous just waxing poetic you couldn't hold a candle to this/you might see this while you're scrolling thru your time line, why the sour grapes about my age? Bitch I'm a fine wine. Judging aint a healthy way to cope with being unhappy & broke
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