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"I am your mother! If you don’t get out of that cage, I will push you back up my clownhole and birth you again and name you my b***h!" This is why we love Francine... amongst other things. #AmericanDad
The ultimate parenting goal. 🌊 #AmericanDaddX
Today's not just about #AmericanDad, but about every dad! Reply a #FathersDay photo of the best dad in your life β€” a custom surprise may come your way. πŸ†X
Are people still saying this? #AmericanDad
All hail the QUEEN OF DRAG! Motha Roger from @AmericanDadTBS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚KNt
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Life finds a way... or Stan finds it in the CIA lost & found. πŸ¦– #JurassicWorldDominionn |#AmericanDaddG
"Looks like ol' Steven Anita might be the first to lose his V-card." #AmericanDad
You know Steve loved this magazine because of all the caboose. πŸš‚#AmericanDadd7
You know what they say about snitches, Hayley. 😠#AmericanDaddD
When in Langley, expect the #StrangerThings in life... #AmericanDad
Sinbad: Jeff, when you get to Earth, do me this one last solid. Jeff: Anything, Sinbad. Sinbad: Clear my internet browser history. Friends don't let friends' browser history get discovered. #AmericanDad
It's warpin' time! Play as some of your favorite #AmericanDad characters in the wildly warped karting debauchery! Race them all today: apple.co/-WarpedRacers
Two. More. Days. Join Francine and more of your favorite animated characters in Warped Kart Racers! Never underestimate the power of a dashing smile (and a secret dark side) on the quest for karting glory. Stan, don't be foolish: apple.co/warpedkart
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Wow, inflation really did a number on the price of haircuts these days... #AmericanDad
Jenny Fromdabloc? More like Jenny Belongtodastreets for standing Snot up at Prom like that. πŸ˜’#AmericanDaddE
You know what Shakespeare said. I mean, I don't but I'm sure you do.
Honestly, Hayley... you sound like Meg asking for attention. πŸ™„#AmericanDaddx
If you need te-quil-a little time on #CincoDeMayo, you know where the party's at! 🍹#AmericanDaddt
The drunkest bounty hunter in the galaxy is taking a break today β€” #MayThe4thBeWithYou! #AmericanDad
Your fave #AmericanDad characters are here for some warped karting hijinks. What will Stan wear? Maybe a blue suit, white shirt, and black tie. How predictable: apple.co/-WarpedRacers Pre-order on @AppleArcade: Warped Kart Racers
"If you're gonna do THAT in this house, you'll do it where everyone else in this family does it β€” in Steve's bed." #AmericanDad
If you aren’t tweeting about Roger on #AlienDay then you're doing something wrong. #AmericanDad
.@TomBrady's realization after his 40 day retirement... #AmericanDad
Who's ready for CoachHellYeah weekend ✌️? #Coachella | #AmericanDad
"Well, that didn't solve anything. Guess I'll just go out and get hammered." Words to live by, Roger Smith. #AmericanDad
Something tells me that those Ricky Runtz would cause quite the trip... Which hybrid would you get? 🍁M
"Did you watch Muppet Treasure Island instead of reading the book?" Yes, yes I did. #AmericanDad
Good luck tracking down which Roger isn't reporting their earnings, IRS. πŸ˜‰#AmericanDaddC
Social Media Managers be like... #AmericanDad
"I'm gonna throw a real party. A real party for BAD BITCHES!" Who said it? #AmericanDad
Thanks for changing that one, @Twitter... πŸ˜’#AmericanDaddM
"Someone’s gotta say it. They made a mockery of breakfast!" #AmericanDad
#AmericanDad is going dancing! Which of these 4 teams is taking home the πŸ†?a
.@KimKardashian can you please tell Hayley to get off her ass?
The real reason Regé-Jean Page isn't in #Bridgerton Season 2 is because he was replaced by Steven Smith, the Duke of Langleyton. 🎩#AmericanDaddK
Okay, but have you seen the #TraderJoes casserole recipe?? 🀀#AmericanDadd8
.@IAmSteveHarvey says "SHOW ME ______!" #AmericanDad *Bonus points if you really know why πŸ˜‰*5
⚠️ Viewer discretion is advised ⚠️ #AmericanDad
This season has been straight up πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯. We're going on a little break until the fall so we'll see ya late#AmericanDadDad
Things are going exactly as planned! #AmericanDad
...some people reeeaaaally have a problem with Roger... 🀭#AmericanDadd
Why can't I retire after a week of work?? #AmericanDad
Anyone know what happens when you play with fire? #AmericanDad
How we feeling about this episode, casserholes? #AmericanDad
An all-new episode of #AmericanDad starts right now β€” LET'S HIT IT! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈοΏ½4M
True love is when a man knows when to admit he's wrong. #AmericanDad
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