American Dad
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"I am your mother! If you donβt get out of that cage, I will push you back up my clownhole and birth you again and name you my b***h!"
This is why we love Francine... amongst other things. #AmericanDad
Today's not just about #AmericanDad, but about every dad!
Reply a #FathersDay photo of the best dad in your life β a custom surprise may come your way. πX
Life finds a way... or Stan finds it in the CIA lost & found. π¦
#JurassicWorldDominionn |#AmericanDaddG
"Looks like ol' Steven Anita might be the first to lose his V-card."
#AmericanDad
You know Steve loved this magazine because of all the caboose. π#AmericanDadd7
You know what they say about snitches, Hayley. π #AmericanDaddD
When in Langley, expect the #StrangerThings in life... #AmericanDad
Sinbad: Jeff, when you get to Earth, do me this one last solid.
Jeff: Anything, Sinbad.
Sinbad: Clear my internet browser history.
Friends don't let friends' browser history get discovered. #AmericanDad
It's warpin' time! Play as some of your favorite #AmericanDad characters in the wildly warped karting debauchery! Race them all today: apple.co/-WarpedRacers
Two. More. Days.
Join Francine and more of your favorite animated characters in Warped Kart Racers! Never underestimate the power of a dashing smile (and a secret dark side) on the quest for karting glory.
Stan, don't be foolish: apple.co/warpedkart
Retweeted by American Dad Wow, inflation really did a number on the price of haircuts these days... #AmericanDad
Jenny Fromdabloc? More like Jenny Belongtodastreets for standing Snot up at Prom like that. π#AmericanDaddE
You know what Shakespeare said. I mean, I don't but I'm sure you do.
Honestly, Hayley... you sound like Meg asking for attention. π#AmericanDaddx
If you need te-quil-a little time on #CincoDeMayo, you know where the party's at! πΉ#AmericanDaddt
The drunkest bounty hunter in the galaxy is taking a break today β #MayThe4thBeWithYou! #AmericanDad
Your fave #AmericanDad characters are here for some warped karting hijinks. What will Stan wear? Maybe a blue suit, white shirt, and black tie. How predictable: apple.co/-WarpedRacers
Pre-order on @AppleArcade: Warped Kart Racers
"If you're gonna do THAT in this house, you'll do it where everyone else in this family does it β in Steve's bed." #AmericanDad
If you arenβt tweeting about Roger on #AlienDay then you're doing something wrong. #AmericanDad
.@TomBrady's realization after his 40 day retirement... #AmericanDad
Who's ready for CoachHellYeah weekend βοΈ?
#Coachella | #AmericanDad
"Well, that didn't solve anything. Guess I'll just go out and get hammered."
Words to live by, Roger Smith. #AmericanDad
Something tells me that those Ricky Runtz would cause quite the trip...
Which hybrid would you get? πM
"Did you watch Muppet Treasure Island instead of reading the book?"
Yes, yes I did. #AmericanDad
Good luck tracking down which Roger isn't reporting their earnings, IRS. π#AmericanDaddC
"I'm gonna throw a real party. A real party for BAD BITCHES!"
Who said it? #AmericanDad
"Someoneβs gotta say it. They made a mockery of breakfast!" #AmericanDad
#AmericanDad is going dancing! Which of these 4 teams is taking home the π?a
The real reason RegΓ©-Jean Page isn't in #Bridgerton Season 2 is because he was replaced by Steven Smith, the Duke of Langleyton. π©#AmericanDaddK
Okay, but have you seen the #TraderJoes casserole recipe?? π€€#AmericanDadd8
.@IAmSteveHarvey says "SHOW ME ______!" #AmericanDad
*Bonus points if you really know why π*5
This season has been straight up π₯π₯π₯.
We're going on a little break until the fall so we'll see ya late#AmericanDadDad
...some people reeeaaaally have a problem with Roger... π€#AmericanDadd
An all-new episode of #AmericanDad starts right now β LET'S HIT IT! πββοΈοΏ½4M
True love is when a man knows when to admit he's wrong. #AmericanDad
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