Alyson Stoner
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When I think about how all-consuming and draining it is to portray a dramatic role in film, I’m wholly impressed that politicians have the stamina to play characters for lifetimes.
wow that typo on the original tweet lets me know it’s time to log off and sleep
I’ll start. A hideous 14.5 hours for me.
I know … a true disgrace.
Alright, time to fess up:
What’s your average screen time this week? ⬇️
Thankful to join Catalyst with @grahamandwalker! 🤯🙌�twitter.com/grahamandwalke…OQ7K
I’m standing in line to check in at the airport and 212% of people are stressed, fighting and impatient. Perhaps we might consider pumping the place with essential oils or laughing gas.
I didn’t understand the “toxic trait” trend until I discovered mine.
My toxic trait is running two errands and feeling like that’s a major accomplishment so I should take the rest of the day off.
Yes or No?
If we helped set our own traps, does that mean we also know how to release them? 🧐
Them: What’s your proudest accomplishment in life?
Me: Honestly, it’s tough to choose, but I think taking out the trash bins on the correct day was a big moment. Also, restocking toilet paper before it ran out.
Occasionally I’ll see a kid working at a coffee shop and think “he seems so cool, we should be friends” until I remember I’m almost 30 and he’s probably in high school. Anyone else forget they’re aging?
I’m thinking of replacing my time on social media with learning an instrument.
At this rate, I should be John Mayer by September.
This week during work meetings I’m counting how many times people begin their responses with “Sorry..” or “I’ll be quick, I don’t want to take up any of your time…”
So far,
Women/gender non-conforming: 6
Men: 0
🤯
“multifaceted” =
“thank you for noticing how many skills I’ve acquired purely because I don’t have the skill of asking for help”
🙃
Idk how but I turned 28 and adulthood just CLICKED.
-no longer surprised everything costs half my savings every day
-i know for SURE nobody’s comin to save me.. or do my laundry
-i expect to pay for midnight snacks w acid reflux
How did you know the veil of youth was lifted?
Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan in Life Size, obviously. twitter.com/i_D/status/149…
Sometimes anxiety really has you using ALL your might to focus on
*one*
*small*
*task*
*at*
*a*
*time*
*without*
*completely*
*panicking*
😅
Hahahah the lady in the blue light 💜�twitter.com/peta/status/14…Dp
So basically Adulting is always having too many things on your plate, then learning the art of knowing how to set things down and how to pick things back up so you’re not carrying everything at the same time, while also knowing how to repair stuff that you inevitably drop. Yes?
How many hours of screen time do you average daily?
✖️ 365 days ✖️ 70ish years ➗ 24 hours = how many days of your life will be spent staring at a screen. 🙂
I’m at the age in adulthood where you run an average of two errands a day, your back is stiff when you wake up, but you’re still proud of yourself for cooking pasta. How old are you?
Abhorrent. Let me know how I can help. twitter.com/MSarelson/stat…
Just got called a milf for the first time. This seemed like the best place to discuss. How do we feel about that? ⬇️🤔
I spend most days of the week speaking with people who want to improve their mental health and well-being.
Some moments weigh extra heavily when I hear how many people live 10, 20, 50+ yr with debilitating anxiety & depression. 😔
Sometimes I wish I could grant people a break.
Shout-out to the therapists holding everyone down while dealing with their own lives during the holidays. 😅
Today, I’m convinced that adulthood is just the process of repeatedly willing yourself to do things you don’t want to do.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but personal transformation does come at the expense of your old self. Otherwise, you’re just playing dress-up.. 🤷🏼♀️
"New solutions have to reflect the diverse needs of individuals." 👏@AlysonStonerr
The activist and actress joins us to present the Sharecare Emmy for Health Activism to@thecaseforherr and@YLabsGloball for La Ventana!
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Retweeted by Alyson Stoner Who are you now? And who do you want to be as you grow? Check out @AlysonStoner response in the new episode of Redefined Podcast. @Find__Center
Retweeted by Alyson Stoner As I wrap out my book, I’ve found new interests in the intersections of
Somatics and ethics,
Somatics and social conformity, Somatics and gov’t/politics
Somatics and anthropology…
These were subsections but oof… so much more there. The politics of the body = so fascinating.
If recipes can be passed down through generations, why don’t we think trauma and bias can? I-
Wait, THE most definitive voice of the 21st century doesn’t have all of the answers? Actually @morgan_freeman is full of questions…and, that’s because being curious moves the world.
Retweeted by Alyson Stoner Whenever I feel guilty about buying another book, I like to remind myself that I just purchased 1-5 years of that person’s life for 26 dollars.
Retweeted by Alyson Stoner Vacuum.
I’m convinced it’s vaccuum every time. twitter.com/AlysonStoner/s…
What word do you spell incorrectly no matter how many times you’ve seen it the right way?
Please explain why I turned 28 and my entire brain and being immediately became 300% more adult, my life prioritizes shifted and everything started sagging.
Geeez I just tweeted this video not knowing it turned 19 YEARS OLD TODAY😱�#WorkITIT WOW🙌🏾🎉🎊🎈funfact yes those are real bumbletwitter.com/RetroNewsNow/s…Tnsul0tPu
Retweeted by Alyson Stoner Always and forever the best Phineas 🎀twitter.com/VinMan17/statu…Q
I listen to one song at a time for approximately 4,170 streams. Then, I find the next song and repeat.
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