Alton Brown

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A relatively big and cool announcement tonight on #QQ...just so you know.
Some of the groceries we'll be using tonight at 7pm, live on #QQ
#CulinaryTruth: Vodka is just gin that someone was too lazy to finish.
#CulinaryTruth: Canned frosting contains a day's worth of fiber and zero calories. Okay that's actually a lie but for a moment there, all was right with the world.
Guys, I've warned you about this kind of thing.…
Love Chicago and can't wait to be there again.…
I'm fairly certain I could make something of myself if it weren't for this cursed Dunning-Kruger thing.
#CulinaryTruth: More often than not, "butter" is the correct answer.
It seems there will be no #QQ tonight on account of our internet being out due to storm damage. Sorry, guys.
#CulinaryTruth It’s all poop in about 12 hours.
Dear @amazon, thanks for wrapping my hot sauce before you stomped on it ten times.
Want 10% off my favorite grill? Drop by @pkgrills and use the code QQGRILL when you check out. Good for 2 weeks? #sponsored
#QQ tonight, live at 7 eastern. (A few of our favorite things)
#CulinaryTruth Raisins are always optional.
I see no reason Friday shouldn’t be like any other day.
#CulinaryTruth I know you think that cheese stretches just for you but honestly, it’ll let anybody pull it. #crueltruths
When it’s time to clean the refrigerator…
#CulinaryTruth Bananas are berries, strawberries aren't.
#CulinaryTruth Despite the rumors, there is no actual connection between #ViennaSausages and #TheViennaBoysChoir.
Cussing drinking cooking eating laughing dancing…the usual. Tonight at 7.
#CulinaryTruth Carrot cake is a perfectly acceptable breakfast. #nutritious #delicious #eatyourveggies
Hey Twitter…today is my birthday. How about making a small donation to help these dogs out? I’m doing it right now. Thanks!…
No, I’m not going to give up posting for myself, dangit. I just want to be able to do more, better.
If you are a qualified and experienced social media professional/digital content wiz looking for a new gig (working with a somewhat-established culinary brand), your path to glory begins by sending your resume to [email protected] #ThankYou
Are you a (qualified and hopefully experienced) social media professional/digital content wiz looking for a new gig working with a somewhat-established culinary brand? Are you ready to bask in the glory and glamour you know you deserve? I can’t make any promises but #ImHiring
Last night was pretty epic with all the blindfold business...bad night to be an antique pitcher though.
In case anyone’s interested, I did all the cooking on #QQ tonight, blindfolded.
Got nothing to do at 7? Grab a bottle of this stuff and join us for #QQ at 7 eastern.
So, having gone through all your replies concerning the "throw up" question, spaghetti is the winner by a huge margin followed by hot wings. In the liquids department milk is bad, but tequila is worse. Thanks for sharing you're really revolting stories!
#CulinaryTruth The saddest flavor is fries with zero salt.
Because great creme brûlée starts in the home.…
Still going through all the responses but so far spaghetti is in the lead. I’ll keep you updated.
#CulinaryTruth Complete this statement: The worst food to throw up is___________.
Good night, and good luck.
Three minutes to #QQ tonight. And yes, live chat is on!
The difference is my version popped corn.
Tonight on #QQ we make a hell of a mess. Live at 7.
#CulinaryTruth I’m getting a little sick of avocado’s attitude.
#QQ will be back, live tonight on YouTube at 7pm. And don't forget starting at 10pm on @FoodNetwork the final new episodes of #GoodEatsTheReturn #EndOfAnEra
Dear @Discovery you’re gonna need a bigger shark.
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