Alton Brown

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A relatively big and cool announcement tonight on #QQ...just so you know.
Some of the groceries we'll be using tonight at 7pm, live on #QQ youtu.be/3iWAfwzsvF8
#CulinaryTruth: Vodka is just gin that someone was too lazy to finish.
#CulinaryTruth: Canned frosting contains a day's worth of fiber and zero calories. Okay that's actually a lie but for a moment there, all was right with the world.
Guys, I've warned you about this kind of thing. nola.com/news/hurricane…
Love Chicago and can't wait to be there again. twitter.com/broadwaychicag…
I'm fairly certain I could make something of myself if it weren't for this cursed Dunning-Kruger thing.
#CulinaryTruth: More often than not, "butter" is the correct answer.
It seems there will be no #QQ tonight on account of our internet being out due to storm damage. Sorry, guys.
#CulinaryTruth It’s all poop in about 12 hours.
Dear @amazon, thanks for wrapping my hot sauce before you stomped on it ten times.
Want 10% off my favorite grill? Drop by @pkgrills and use the code QQGRILL when you check out. Good for 2 weeks? #sponsored
#QQ tonight, live at 7 eastern. (A few of our favorite things) youtu.be/PoW4B5zRfYs
#CulinaryTruth Raisins are always optional.
I see no reason Friday shouldn’t be like any other day.
#CulinaryTruth I know you think that cheese stretches just for you but honestly, it’ll let anybody pull it. #crueltruths
When it’s time to clean the refrigerator…
#CulinaryTruth Bananas are berries, strawberries aren't.
#CulinaryTruth Despite the rumors, there is no actual connection between #ViennaSausages and #TheViennaBoysChoir.
Cussing drinking cooking eating laughing dancing…the usual. Tonight at 7. youtu.be/LUbQ0Z1Alsk
#CulinaryTruth Carrot cake is a perfectly acceptable breakfast. #nutritious #delicious #eatyourveggies
Hey Twitter…today is my birthday. How about making a small donation to help these dogs out? I’m doing it right now. Thanks! twitter.com/atlantahumane/…
No, I’m not going to give up posting for myself, dangit. I just want to be able to do more, better.
If you are a qualified and experienced social media professional/digital content wiz looking for a new gig (working with a somewhat-established culinary brand), your path to glory begins by sending your resume to [email protected] #ThankYou
Are you a (qualified and hopefully experienced) social media professional/digital content wiz looking for a new gig working with a somewhat-established culinary brand? Are you ready to bask in the glory and glamour you know you deserve? I can’t make any promises but #ImHiring
Last night was pretty epic with all the blindfold business...bad night to be an antique pitcher though. youtu.be/rPsbhtpw-Fw
In case anyone’s interested, I did all the cooking on #QQ tonight, blindfolded.
Got nothing to do at 7? Grab a bottle of this stuff and join us for #QQ at 7 eastern. youtu.be/rPsbhtpw-Fw
So, having gone through all your replies concerning the "throw up" question, spaghetti is the winner by a huge margin followed by hot wings. In the liquids department milk is bad, but tequila is worse. Thanks for sharing you're really revolting stories!
#CulinaryTruth The saddest flavor is fries with zero salt.
Because great creme brûlée starts in the home. altonbrown.com/recipes/classi…
Still going through all the responses but so far spaghetti is in the lead. I’ll keep you updated.
#CulinaryTruth Complete this statement: The worst food to throw up is___________.
Good night, and good luck.
Three minutes to #QQ tonight. And yes, live chat is on! youtu.be/nq9pTkOFz_E
The difference is my version popped corn.
Tonight on #QQ we make a hell of a mess. Live at 7. youtu.be/nq9pTkOFz_E
#CulinaryTruth I’m getting a little sick of avocado’s attitude.
#QQ will be back, live tonight on YouTube at 7pm. And don't forget starting at 10pm on @FoodNetwork the final new episodes of #GoodEatsTheReturn #EndOfAnEra
Dear @Discovery you’re gonna need a bigger shark.
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