Alton Brown
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I will fedex a personally made grilled cheese sandwich to the first person who can land me this Dr. No watch. Swatch is sold out of course. twitter.com/Mark0Connell/s…
Hey #Chopped fans, I'm judging again soon and need your help choosing the most diabolical ingredients for the contestants to face. Tweet at me using #diabolicalbasket. Don't let me down.
If all goes well, the second season of #GoodEatsReloaded will wrap today!
Dang it. I tuned into @FoodNetwork hoping to watch #DDD and they’ve got this #worstcooks crap on. #replacealton
So apparently #replacealton hasn’t caught in enough to actually make it happen. I am very disappointed in every last one of you. #REPLACEALTON #Whimpersandbegs #idontwanttoplaycandyland
My new weight loss plan continues to generate tremendous results. #WorstCooks @FoodNetwork
This trailer is better than several of the movies previously nominated for.... twitter.com/french_dispatc…
“Sorry, the chicken/bowler prints are [email protected] but hey, here’s a dancing roach from #goodeatsreloaded
So we thought 2,000 of these posters would last us a year. And, well... they're gone... sold out. #backtotheprinter twitter.com/altonbrown/sta…
"Ce n'est pas un poulet" is available for the first time ever. shop.altonbrown.com/products/signe…
Nothing leads into the crushing bleakness of Monday quite like #worstcooks
Dear #worstcooks why do you call it boot camp? I don’t remember any tents, but some of the food did taste a lot like boots. So, maybe that’s it. Anyway...#replacealton
Since there’s nothing else on tv tonight, why not tune in to the worst cooking on the planet. #worstcooks @FoodNetwork. #replacealton
So, all I can say is that the #oscars lost all their cred this year because @Mark_Dacascos was overlooked for his amazing work in #johnwick3
My team is called the “blue team” because they’re a team and I’m blue. #WorstCooks @FoodNetwork
I know who's going to be the next host alongside @chefanneburrell for next year's #worstcooks. I'm not telling but trust me: best ever will be following the worst ever (that being me). #replacealton
Why celebrate Hollywood’s best tonight when you can celebrate the worst...as in #worstcooks on @FoodNetwork at 9?
Your kitchen wall needs this. Rugged, reusable cardboard tube included. Get it now at shop.altonbrown.com
Available for the first time, the finest in culinary surrealist art! Because no wall is complete without a chicken and a bowler. bit.ly/38bE4dk
Thanks to Panasonic for making great cameras and noticing what we do with them. bit.ly/2H6QSWu
In front of, or behind the camera, the significance and magnificence of Kirk Douglas cannot be overstated.
And this will be airing on @CookingChannel soon! twitter.com/altonbrown/sta…
Clearly another bot activated to save my tenure on #worstcooks #replacealton #botsarentpeople twitter.com/charles1071483…
This is exactly my point. NOBODY LIKES A BLUE M&M. #replacealton #worstcooks twitter.com/sara_freeman1/…
I hit "retweet with comment" but I realize now there's nothing more to say. #replacealton twitter.com/mbran1/status/…
I don't remember giving any advice about boiling water but...sure. twitter.com/aspieboy74/sta…
See! @FoodNetwork finally got with the program! #replacealton #worstcooks twitter.com/Melissa7841824…
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