Alex Borstein

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Done with Twitter. Bye.
Wtf Page?! I thought I was your favorite actress on television?!?!?! 🔪twitter.com/PageKennedy/st…m
Hmm I only eat in public and it’s constant. With every step. twitter.com/GNHorror/statu…
This post and every comment that follows is making me laugh so hard. 🤣🤣🤣 ❤️❤️twitter.com/mfpen/status/1…nY7
“testing and contact tracing aren’t necessary” say the same people testing everyone every day and isolating those who’ve had contact with anyone who’s tested positive
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I don’t know, maybe put the selfie stick down? twitter.com/AmazingScienc1…
Happy Mother’s Day to the most fabulous bitch on this planet. And thank you. Thank you for my attitude problem. Thank you for my appetite for life. Thank you for loving me even when I felt unloveable. Nagyon szeretlek. ❤️❤️❤️#boldoganyáknapját #HappyMothersDay
My kid snuck a pic of me while I was watching TV so she could make this #mothersday e-card and I look like a fucking corpse. A happy corpse. 😂😂😂tUu
“Happy Mother Fucker Day!” - Lois’ words when that horizontal head came out of her vertical vagina. . . To all the queens of pain out there who persist nevertheless. @FamilyGuyonFOX #familyguy #familygal #mothersday2020
“Let us pray for the eel.” Referring to the sea snake on her right. 🐍twitter.com/MysterySolvent…3
Ep. 5 of 15 minute Yoga Burst is available on IGTV now. Celebrate #vesak #thesak 🌚#namastee instagram.com/tv/B_-kS8KIKsw…ML
🤣🤣🤣 this idiot is whiter and softer than the bread he can’t toas5n8
Ha! Every other country only has one zero. Look how many zeros the US has!!! — Donald Trump, King of the Zeros twitter.com/QasimRashid/st…
Look you guys, some MAGA nuts stayed home and gave themselves haircuts 💇‍♀️#conservativehaircutfighterr#donttouchmygunn#donttouchmypussyy#namasteeB
I am available to dance in any of your music videos. Anywhere. Anytime. Your music and voice help fix what’s wrong in the world. ❤️ twitter.com/GordiMusic/sta…
In fact, economists agree: "Saving lives and saving the economy are not in conflict right now; we will hasten the return to robust economic activity by taking steps to stem the spread of the virus and save lives." 5/ economicstrategygroup.org/resource/econo…
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I keep saying this about S Korea’s success: there’s none of this. No politicization, freaky right-wing rejection of science, anti-vaxxers/militias/MAGA pundits, ‘patriotic’ store-owners; even the religious communities agreed to lockdown. They’re serious here; this is not serious twitter.com/thehill/status…
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This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/just…
We pollute you to salute you. Enjoy our nocturnal emissions of love. ✈️ 💨❤️twitter.com/NYPDnews/statu…i
When will I know what I want?
Let’s voice outrage beyond posting his picture on social media. Among other things, District Attorney George Barnhill must RESIGN. Text JUSTICE to 55156. Dial 912-554-7200 to make your voice heard. Follow: @ColorOfChange @Georgia_NAACP#JusticeforAhmaud #IrunwithMaud
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Costco just came for Sharon and I loved it! 👏twitter.com/rmayemsinger/s…m
@morninggloria What a quandary the Pro-Lifers would find themselves in if COVID only killed fetuses - would they be for reopening the economy or staying indoors to preserve the sanctity of life?
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“Unimaginable and haunting...” . . - my review of a book I never read.
These are the two murderers of #AhmaudArbery. They are STILL walking free. Their names are Gregory and Travis McMichael.
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To be honest, I am most impressed with the cat shooting the video. Steady paw. twitter.com/catoutofcontxt…
Five conservative male Supreme Court justices are about to decide whether or not all you women out there should have access to birth control. So, you know, Under His 👁.
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Uhhh am I the only one who noticed this?
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Is it pronounced “E-cactus?” E 🌵twitter.com/AnnaGHughes/st…3
Yeah, touch all the fucking masks with your bare hands, you imbecile. #maskless #gloveless #trumptruckmorons twitter.com/zachjourno/sta…
Good news, your divorce can happen right-the-fuck-away! twitter.com/MackinStyle/st…
again: they’re reopening to force you off unemployment, not because things are getting better. twitter.com/thehill/status…
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Because sometimes the sequel does more business than the original. 🦠 2 = �twitter.com/latimes/status…lh
Magda Elena’s Creative Corner - Music Is A Heartbeat - IGTV (I have officially lost my fucking mind and my kid is loving every second of it.) instagram.com/tv/B_0JjmLKv8k…
People are calling this "the second-worst performance Lincoln ever attended." @realDonaldTrump
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Something something “abs and titties” and maybe immunity, that’s what I got. twitter.com/EricTopol/stat…
The Death Star seems like a real fucking money pit if you ask me
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Episode 4 is now up on IGTV —15 minute Yoga Burst #namaste #vagiliniuberalles Full episode at: instagram.com/tv/B_xUZKvq2P5…
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