Southwest would be a fool not to hire George Santos as its new CEO. According to his bio when Santos was head of Airbus not one flight was more than 5 minutes late.
When people I know ask me if Donald Trump will ever become normal my answer was always “only if he puts out digital trading cards.”This is a great day.
The new James Webb photos from today are spectacular. It’s obvious there are trillions of stars out there and there has to be millions of duplicate earths. I’m betting there’s at least two earths where the My Pillow guy thinks the elections were fair.
The more I watch these hearings the more I can’t believe Richard Nixon was forced to quit because of a hotel room break in but this guy still runs around like he owns the place.
This is such a sad day. That a woman, her conscience, her doctor, her family can no longer make a decision like this is unbelievable. The whole purpose of this country was to separate Church and State. It's taken over 250 years but they're finally back together again.
Could imagine one person who wrote the Constitution seeing what we have done with guns and saying “Good. That’s exactly what I meant.” I fucking doubt it.
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The last link apparently didn't work. I was trying to link to this story and wondering why Tucker even chooses to live here. I'm sure Fox would let him do the show from the Kremlin. motherjones.com/politics/2022/…
Asking for help. Getting at least 20 calls a day from people who sound like they are in India. Calling me about Spectrum, Medicare, Hilton, on and on. I have Nomorerobo, I'm on a government do not call list. Cant block them because it's always a different number. Any ideas?
R.I.P. Mort Sahl. Most young people have no idea who he was but he was one the few comedians who yanked comedy out of vaudeville type humor into the modern age. One of the very first to just talk to the audience. We’ll miss you Mort.
The earth is flat. We never went to the moon. The vaccine has a microchip in it. Trump had nothing to do with Jan. 6. Elvis is still alive. It feels so good to be fucking nuts.
R.I.P. Norm Macdonald. I never got a chance to know him but he made me laugh so many times with his brilliant wit and delivery. Comedy lost a great one today.
My better half has a new book out today that finally shows people who love to paint how to do it safely and creatively. If you've ever thought about painting it's a MUST. So proud.
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R.I.P. Charles Grodin. A brilliant comedy actor. I had the wonderful experience of working with him in my first feature “Real Life” and he was amazing. Rest In Peace, Chuck.
I can't believe 30 years ago today Defending Your Life was released! To celebrate it Criterion has a beautiful reissue of the movie available in a few days. They did a great job, it's worth a look.
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Trump said in his CPAC speech that Biden has undone all of his achievements. It’s true. Covid is down, people aren’t attacking the Capitol, we’re acknowledging science and we’re not reading daily hate tweets. Miss ya, buddy.
After acquitting Trump, Mitch McConnell is giving the most passionate guilty speech I’ve ever heard. Rod Serling called. He wants you out of the Twilight Zone.
R.I.P. Larry King. I loved his all night radio show in the 80’s. You could call in at 1 in the morning and just riff for hours. His radio show made a great opening for Lost In America. Rest easy Larry.