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Sometimes, authority is not given. Sometimes, authority is siezed. Jackie Weaver siezed authority. twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…
I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share.
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Elon Musk offered big Vlad outside for a square go. I do hope it's televised. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
🔴Police in Moscow detained five children, reportedly aged between seven and 11-years-old, with their two mothers for carrying flowers and colourful hand-drawn anti-war banners to lay outside the Ukrainian embassy building Thread ⬇️�telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…uv
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Thank God for that. Now I'll vote for them. They've got a thistle. twitter.com/BBCScotlandNew…
Boris Johnson. Expectation versus reality
#Anonymous is currently involved in operations against the Russian Federation. Our operations are targeting the Russian government and those close to the Russian Government- We are at War
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Freeze his accounts. Dirty Russian money has no place in British politics. twitter.com/PhantomPower14…
Galloway, eh? The Fud in the Fedora strikes again.
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Rees Mogg launches study into reintroducing Imperial weights and measures. The bloke is one barleycorn short of a cubitt.
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The funniest thing I've read on Facebook for a while: 'Whilst sitting at my PC yesterday, I suffered a sudden bout of diarrhoea and flatulence so prolonged, that my voice recognition software wrote a Daily Mail article.' 😂😂😂
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#BackBorisJohnson Into a fridge where the useless coward can avoid the sort of scrutiny that would expose him as the worst Prime Minister in British history. #JohnsonOut28
For the first time in my 21 years in the NHS, a parent asked for a white doctor. The doctors were confused and didn't know how to deal with it. I accompanied them on the final consultation. I told her in no uncertain terms that this was not a reasonable request and that we 1/3
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Underage girl forced to have sex with Prince Andrew? Dear 'journalist' the word you are looking for is RAPED. Raped by Prince Andrew. #AbolishTheMonarchy theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/j…
For the past 20 years I've received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year. First my granny dies and now this.
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What a send off 👏👏 you'd have to laugh �DHPu
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This lack of trust is a serious and dangerous threat to our national security. twitter.com/OxfordDiplomat…
Good to see Alex gradually coming round to the idea of Scottish independence. Two out of three aint bad. twitter.com/alexmassie/sta…
Dear @InstituteGC and @TonyBlairParody Tony Blair is many things to many people but apparently the word ‘Cool’ is the first thing that popped into the heads of 98% of 1071 participants of my Twitter poll. Perhaps a return to frontline politics?
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Raith Rovers Football Club: Remove David Goodwillie from Raith Rovers and re-establish the team as a family club - Sign the Petition! chng.it/P8qKbqnb via @UKChange
Yes. We all broke rule, lied to parliament about it and got our bent copper mates to cover it up. Let he without sin, cast the first stone. twitter.com/BBCNews/status…
A baby goat jumping on a donkey after doing some calculations.🐐�#TwitterNatureCommunityt#babygoatst#jump_?_譲 8f
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Imagine having a subsidised bar at work. Every day. You are bound to attract this sort of freeloading lush. twitter.com/bmay/status/14…
#CurseBorisJohnson May history record him accurately.
Starmer speaks with forked tongue. twitter.com/STVNews/status…
If you bung cash to the police, this whole thing can 'go away' Yeah we know. twitter.com/Daily_Express/…
This is a joke by a comedian I know it looks real, but it's not. Remain calm. twitter.com/joelycett/stat…
My wife (an unjabbed NHS nurse with a 35 year career behind her) asked yet again to cover shifts due to one or other of her 4X jabbed team being ill or isolating. She said "not a chance, you are passively watching me get sacked on 31 March"........
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If a corrupt police force investigates a corrupt government, what happens if no evidence of wrongdoing is found? twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…
Dear Boris. In mid-2020 my son had a birthday cake as well, and we shared it between us at home as a family. He was six years old at the time, and we only needed to explain once about why his friends couldn’t be there as well. What’s your fucking excuse sir?
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BREAKING: The Met Police are now handing evidence of a *crime* to Sue Gray for investigation, instead of investigating the crime themselves. I give up, how the fuck do I even parody this? x
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The rumour that I heard is that he wears a wig. Allegedly. twitter.com/Scarborough_GB…
It's been a while, but for the masochists amongst you, here's the return of #TheWeekInTory 1. The PM said he’d done nothing wrong, and had therefore apologised to the Queen for doing it 2. He claimed he hadn’t broken rules because nobody had told him the rules, which he wrote
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Is that 'oven ready deal' ready yet? #BrexitReality twitter.com/vanmaneuro/sta…
Get a cat they said, it will reduce your stress
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Nigel Farage had a rant on GB News and in The Telegraph about my RNLI ‘Flying Farage’ fundraiser the best part of six months ago, and the bloody donations are still rolling in - £137,200 now. I honestly cannot thank him enough for the amazing publicity.
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Business Questions today. Big dogs, the Scottish Tories, blackmail and the right to party. Just an ordinary Thursday at the office with the Mogg. I know you’ll like it…..
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