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The short-short story of President Werewolf in 9 parallel timelines
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Additionally.... aging is so cool. Like wow it is your body storytelling what it has been through and survived. It is the mark of experience. We are lucky to age.
Dudes in women's comments going "WAIT YOU'RE 40!? YOU DON'T LOOK 40" actually telling on themselves because they only look at barely legal women in their late teens and early 20s and think women decay into old age by 30 Like have you.... spoken to a woman? In real life?
Gosh I hope he and his team are strong enough to weather the storm that's coming and to push harder. Because this is merely a start, and not nearly close to the entirety of what we need right now. But I will take a start over nothing.…
Girls don't like alpha males. They like silly little goober guys
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all respect for pillow princesses but why is this person on tinder saying shes a pillow princess looking for other pillow princesses..... girl who is doing the work
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Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you -Scatman John, 1995
why is my fyp on tiktok just videos of fred armisen doing side quests?
Just a girl who's always cold walking around with her little beverages and always wrapped up in a blanket tbh
Totally normal behavior. But it's the future guys they promise.…
lgbt is the most ive ever seen. just wow. Wow. Such a cool concept!
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If everything I did was viewed through the lens of my parent(s) as if it were merely a reflection of them I would commit toaster bath. You're killing it, Robert.
Robert Irwin: *post a video about literally anything* The internet: "We miss you dead dad who died and everything you do is about your dad who died not you as a person your dead dad who we loved. We only love your dead dad and you remind us of him, your dad who died. 😕"
Narrator character is a drag queen
A musical depiction of the rise and fall of Enron is that anything?
Pride Month yearning shortly after I began owning the label of lesbian this is both my reward and my penance
Hahaha my backup if Florida becomes too hostile to my queerness is going back home to Baltimore hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahah 🫠…p
Okay what we're NOT gonna do "progressive" people on twitter is demonize/rely on bias against sex work because we can dunk on bad people because of it. Okay? Look me in the eye and promise we're not gonna do that.
Alexa, play Tokyo Drift by the Teriyaki Boyz OK Google, how do I befriend really cute and hot mutuals that I have like really just befriend I wanna be their friend? Siri, play the jeopardy theme song for like a minute sent from my iPad
Being a sober trans person is very hard right now send tweet.
Seeing people running for Congress on platforms of executing all of us for being trans getting less traction than when Trump tweeted covefe or whatever is pretty distressing.
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It's okay to think you know and then realize you didn't know! It's okay to never know! It's okay to take a loooooong time! Love, A formerly prominent "bi guy" YouTuber who finds herself a big ole lesbian…
kate bush dressed as a bat i love you so much
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Launch me into the entire sun
Every electronic festival for the next month.
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my ego grows every time my IT team compliments how strong my passwords are
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A quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style
I guess those other things are cool 🙄
Why I'm working out? ❌ To improve circulation/quality of life/mental health ✅ To get cool hot girl abs
Lady Gaga’s first day on the set of Joker 2:
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"Chili's Baby Back Ribs" behind-the-scenes recording session from 1998. This is amazing.
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Literally no game was speaking to my heart today so I'm gonna play Mario Party since I haven't played it yet lmao We're also raising money for @TrevorProject still! 🔴
I'm literally getting hotter every day
June 13, 1969: Originally opened at the @labreatarpits in 1915, Pit 91 was reopened #OTD in 1969. Footage/speeches from the reopening of #Pit91:… #tarpits
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I need more cute dresses!!! 🤬7
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