Buford Taylor

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Linkedin needs a competitor. 1 The feed. I don't care about an old Steve Jobs quote and how it inspired you to always wear the same outfit. 2 None of the endorsement stuff means a god-damned thing. 3 People who "think it'd be valuable to connect (aka sell me something)." No.
I'm convinced Disney's Cars movie takes place in a universe where self-driving cars became sentient, murdered all the humans, and then decided to find purpose in mimicking the humans they murdered. Also, ETH is $3000. If you need me, I'll be in my self-driving car.
It’s 25C today. Basically perfect. Winter’s are such bullshit.
Scene: Talking to 6yo's Teacher [in Bulgaria] 6yo: *Yawns* Me: What is that face? You tired? 6yo: That's the "I want to leave and go play with my legos" face Me: *stern* Say you're sorry to the teacher. 6yo: It's okay. She doesn't speak english.
Scene: You're speeding to a doctor's appt. You haven't slept at all, you down a red bull, put on your covid mask. Then it happens. The most horrific red bull belch comes out in your mask and you have basically mustard gassed yourself. Eyes stinging, doc calls and reschedules.
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