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What did one french fry say to the other french fry? Nothing! #FrenchFryDay @OreIdaPotatoes #NancyTellsAJoke
What did one jelly say to the other jelly? Jello! @JELLO #EatYourJelloDay #NancyTellsAJoke
What do you get if you eat too many blueberries? Bluetooth! #BlueberryMuffinDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever *unknowingly* dated someone who was married?
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Ladies πŸ—£ would you date someone shorter than you?
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever ditched a date?
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It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever been given an ultimatum?
What do you call someone that steals a gingersnap? A crookie! #GingersnapDay #NancyTellsAJoke @Staufferscookie
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever unexpectedly seen your partner out with another man / woman?
What should Instagram be called in the USA? Instaounce! #SocialMediaDay #NancyTellsAJoke
like this tweet if you’re tryna see @Harry_Styles at MSG in August πŸ‘€
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Is the phrase β€œonce a cheater always a cheater” true?
What did the pancake say to the waffle at the gym? Nice abs! #WaffleIronDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Is it okay to have a β€œhall pass” in a relationship?
Why did the turtle turn down the insurance salesman? He was already covered! #InsuranceAwarenessDay @NancyTellsAJoke @GEICO
Why does Voldemort hate the sun? Because his sunglasses won’t stay up! #SunglassesDay #NancyTellsAJoke
We’re happy to keep you company! 🀍twitter.com/TheSJUTech/sta…7
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Do you think zodiac signs can predict relationships?
How do you stop a food truck? With the lunch brake! #FoodTruckDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever dated 2 people from the same family?
Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap…sorry for the inconvenience.
What do you call a nut that likes to eat other nuts? A pecannibal! #PecanSandiesDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Do you think Tinder is a good way to meet people?
She’s a 10 but cried when the Jonas brothers got back together
What do you call an onion ring shaped like a bell? An onion ding! #OnionRingDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever given a partner keys to your place TOO soon?
What does the summer sun drink out of? Sunglasses! #SummerSolstice2022 #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Is a promise a ring a cute or cringy?
Why do you bring someone in worse shape than you hiking? In case the bears show up! #HikeWithAGeekDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Do you lie on social media?
Why don’t cattle farmers wear flip flops? Isn’t it obvious!?! #FlipFlopDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever gotten matching tattoos with someone?
What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie? Wake the fudge up! #FudgeDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever had (or witnessed) bad Botox?
What do you call the camera of a negative photographer? A NoPro! #NaturePhotographyDay #NancyTellsAJoke #ThisOneHasAPunchline 🀣🀣
What do you call the camera of a negative photographer? #NaturePhotographyDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever dated a guy that loved his car more than you?
What do you call a fairy that doesn’t take a bath? Stinkerbell! #InternationalBathDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever blocked a relative on social media?
What did the clumsy person say after falling down the stairs? I got down them FAST! #KitchenKlutzesOfAmericaDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Have you ever started a random argument because you were mad about something else?
What happened after an egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke? He left a real mess! #EggRollDay #NancyTellsAJoke
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball? Because Donald ducked! #DonaldDuckDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Do you date to marry?
What do you call a flower that you planted by mistake? An oopsie- Daisy! #UpsyDaisyDay #NancyTellsAJoke
Why did David Bowie's VCR always flash "12:00"? Because although time may change him, he can't change time! #VCRDay #NancyTellsAJoke
It’s 𝕋𝕆𝕏𝕀ℂ hour πŸ’‹πŸ€ Would you wear a revealing swimsuit to the beach?
What happens when you try to eat a yo-yo? It won’t stay down! #YoYoDay #NancyTellsAJoke
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