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Follow up tweet: the sandwich was delicious
I am weird but I find it interesting to scroll through a player's scouting reports on FBREF for several years and see how they are different/same. Here's Henderson: fbref.com/en/players/935…
Also, this is real. The actual Times are running with this story which makes it pretty trustworthy. twitter.com/7amkickoff/sta…
A great analysis article from my friend @CarlonCarpenter which provides some specific examples and context around evaluating strikers. If you've enjoyed our #WGCF articles on @AnalysisEvolved, you'll enjoy this as well. twitter.com/soccer_detail/…
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I'm telling you, this reaction from Frodo is going to be my go-to for most everything Arsenal this season.
In a pandemic office, there are no snacks. In this one there are no other people either. I'm in an office with no people and no snacks. I now realize, these were two of the main reasons I came to work.
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This morning I was going to broil my sandwich before work and instead dumped it over into the oven, making a big mess and almost making me late. That was the first pre-work "I'm going to be late" panic in 18 months! As I piled the sandwich back up I yelled out NATURE IS HEALING!
Next time you read one of my tweets and take it seriously please refer to this tweet. twitter.com/iamcolinquinn/…
I apologize for getting this all wrong. Maybe we should call him the Mackem Flamini? twitter.com/SouthendSanti/…
Arsenal in desperate need of a creative player and signing the Midlands Flamini would be peak post-Wenger Arsenal. twitter.com/SkySportsPL/st…
“The people come to understand that wealth is not the fruit of labor but the result of organized, protected robbery. Rich people are no longer respectable people; they are nothing more than flesh eating animals, jackals and vultures which wallow in the people’s blood.” twitter.com/haymarketbooks…
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Here's the latest image of Dr bezos launching his rocket ship to space
Rand Paul is trying to prove that a man can live decades with his head up his own ass.
(I'm predicting this is going to be my reaction photo for just about everything Arsenal related this season) twitter.com/David_Ornstein…
There's no such thing as free shipping. That's always paid for with labor. twitter.com/350Tacoma/stat…
Nothing says tax the rich like a recreational billionaire space race.
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The Bezos rocket 🍆
FRIENDLY TIP: If you offer someone a drink or some drugs and that someone says they don’t drink or do drugs I think a very good response is “ok fair enough”.
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Just thinking about how Richard Nixon resigned in disgrace after spying on his opponent and how Trump is probably going to run for office again after having an insurrection.
Brilliant little maths thread from Paul demonstrating that with 40% of UK Covid hospital patients being people who had been vaccinated, this not only means vaccines work, it means they work extremely well 💉💉�twitter.com/paulmainwood/s…Y5mF
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The transition to the helicopter. Muffling the lyrics while underwater. Incredible. It's the attention to detail that really shows greatness. twitter.com/Memphis/status…
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Who’s laughing at the computer science/choreography double major NOW? twitter.com/ValaAfshar/sta…
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On the other hand, I do have to admit that they haven't had to sit through two versions of Space Jam. So, maybe they have the right idea.
For rough equivalent if I look at the iron age that lasted 700 years. In roughly 3,000 years we've gone from the iron age to handheld computers that can communicate with the entire world. Honestly I wish sauron had wiped them all out because they are an evolutionary dead end.
I watched the first episode of Lord of the rings last night with the kid and one thing that struck me is that it has been 3,000 years since the fall of sauron and in that time their society hasn't evolved one iota. They are still stuck in the equivalent of the steel age.
we play ourselves when we boost the worst people #onhere, man. especially when your quote tweet isn't even funny. at least be funny if you're gonna hustle backwards.
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oh man, "death panels", that was hilarious
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Just how many earnest and terrible VHS instructional/educational films there were. twitter.com/aklingus/statu…
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I fully recognize I use this joke too much, but it’s just outrage all the way down. No one does anything, all jibber jabber. They’re outraged at our outrage, and we’re outraged and their outrage of our outrage. Meanwhile, the $$ is in the engagement. twitter.com/nprpolitics/st…
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This and the associated tweets / links are a good read if you’re wondering about Arsenal’s latest stunt to dress up ‘fan engagement’. twitter.com/uglygame/statu…
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Welcome to the annual "Brits realizing summer is genuinely the worst and forgetting about it in three weeks" day
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This is faker than Trump's tan. The salute at the end... lol. I believe the correct protocol is to burn it, BTW twitter.com/4_04_Not_Found…
Come on, shake your body baby, it's Lokonga I know you can't control yourself any longer Come on, shake your body baby, it's Lokonga I know you can't control yourself any longer twitter.com/Arsenal/status…
File under no s*** Sherlock Is Bitcoin Similar to a Pyramid Scam? That's what the same economist who predicted the pandemic says entrepreneur.com/article/370418
Very cool of Arsenal to get in on the crypto grift. Though, I guess it's not much different from charging £8 to watch a pre-season friendly. Anyway, still waiting for the value of all these beanie babies to take off. Any day now.
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