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"Babe I'm Pregnant"
Niggas be like:
β
KEEP
CALM
I'll HELP YOU
FIND THE FATHER
I'll be your bad girl, I'll prove it to you
I can't promise that I'll be good to you
In the morning there's a huge difference between 6:00 and 6:05.
Don't
lie
to
me
I'm not stupid π
The formula for holy water: H2OMG
Don'tπ
assume.
Just ask me firstβπ‘π€!
Tip: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located.
@ArroyoBaldonado lol same here, I wake up & wonder why I'm not Zack Efron :(
I wonder if Beyonce ever wakes up & says "wow I'm Beyonce".
School doesn't even test you're intelligence, it tests you're memory.
I need new haters. The old ones are starting to like me.
the fam!
my lil brother
sonny & I
From here on out, I'm done stressing.
Missing Someone πππ <<<<<<<<<<
What females worryπ about:
Weight
Hairπ
Boobs
Looksπ
Makeupππ
Himπ«
Clothesππ ππ
Why he didn't text backβπ²β
Oh, & everything else
Me & my bruva
@IAmSmoove__ is bored af ..
I like you, π
You donβt like me, πͺ
I give up on you, π
Then you finally decide to notice me. π
Ain't that a b*tch! π€π‘
hello 911 ''yes iβd like to report a murder''.
this bitch killed my vibe
@Darius_Acuna cuz I felt like it
Dimples are so damn attractive. πβ€
Gerber daisies are the cutest flower they just make me happy βΊ
Never trust a bitch that take hours to text you back but when you with them they always got they phone in their hand texting.
Charles Ramsey is that nigga
When a baby holds your finger with their whole hand >
Be with someone who brings out the best in you. πππ
There is more To life than loving yourself. You have to learn to love someone else.
i can't wait for great gatsby to come out
Lord just somehow help me magically raise my math grade to a B so I don't have to take the exam. That all I need π
I LOVEβ€ GOD & I'm proud to say that. πππ
Sometimes...
I wish,
I could read your mind...
But then...
I wonder,
If I could handle the truth.....
π
@2MichaelDunlap3 haha yeah thats my name nigga!
I was fucking there for you, remember that!
I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. What if I was freestyling?
Parents Turn A "YES" or "NO" Question Into A Martin Luther King Jr. Speech !
@RastaMartini you the ill nigga foo. Tell pascal and sonny to hit me up blud
Niggas wanna be called "daddy"...until that baby comes out!
If I delete yo # I'll tell you STRAIGHT UP! I ain't gonna say "I Reset My Phone" "I Gotta New One" "I Lost My Contacts" Fuck that &Fuck you