pilot shares his impressions of the new F-35 Lightning II stealth jet gov.uk/government/new… pic.twitter.com/2oeh2lYHyK
Nail scratch marks inside a gas chamber in Auschwitz. pic.twitter.com/UjX3AT3X5r
When you’re trying to get out of someone’s way, and you both step the same way…twice. #Awkward
Lily Allen - Somewhere only we know (Official Audio - John Lewis Christmas Advert) youtube.com/watch?v=Ve9cBw…
Love the 900 + friends we have! Feel free to post on the timeline people, just keep the dodgy stuff to yourselves!!!
Having promotional tweets is like someone stepping into your personal space, it's like "woooah take a step back my friend"
Never tire of watching 'Reach for the Sky' & still enjoy it every time #AvGeek
A mistress is something between a Mister and a mattress.
That awkward moment when your Amazon delivery drone just hovers there, waiting for a tip.
Well I guess this explains it. :
'M25 Hertfordshire - 2 lanes closed M25 anticlockwise between J17, A412 & J16 M40, because of an accident.
Great! Stuck on the M25 this time of nite. Poxy road
How to create a weight-loss program: (1) Take a before picture. (2) Eat like a pig. (3) Take an after picture. (4) Switch the pictures.
After a crap few days & losing the will to live today, transpires I've prob sold 3 pics so the working week ends with a sprinkle of sugar
No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one.
My New website is now LIVE and I can now breathe again .. blog about my new residency with @NTLyveden
LEARN MORE AT charronpugsleyhill.com
Be pleased when this weeks over
GRITTING:Network to be treated @19
:30hrs 25th November – Highway Maintenance Team Winter Duty Officer/ View routes@ tinyurl.com/2vysmpy
I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 in real life.
"Holidays are coming...."
DJing at @liquidpeterboro
tonight as usual. Guest list filling up nicely!!
Way to go @highwaysagency
close the motorway junction & only sign it once we are committed to the junction #muppets
Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do however want to set fire to all your stuff.
Awesome Alternative Movie Posters for 16 Martin Scorsese Films > bit.ly/1jjqXp8 #movies #design #illustration
Running late & pushing my luck were the order of the day today
Thats enuf excercise for now
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced “haha! Screw you!”
Turn "I wish" into "I will."
Finally my inspirations returning & getting some pics in my head to reproduce :-)
I'm convinced Boston has to be one of the worst towns in the country for traffic jams! #Bosthole
Hot chocolate & Christmas songs.. #WhyNot
'Sorry you have not won this time' there's a surprise #KitKat
Does anyone ever win?
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go..
And love the John Lewis ad this year! #TheBearAndHare #ThirtyThreeDaysToGo
If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry when you lose it.
Hold that pose........ My camera is ringing.
Picking and choosing who to say happy birthday to since 2006...
RIAT has announced that it will be held over THREE days in 2014, rather than the usual two.
Warm up with our homemade Sticky Toffee Pud with toffee sauce & honeycomb ice cream #yummy #food #Peterborough pic.twitter.com/q5aTPAOaBf
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Thanks for the twitter update, now my twitter fonts huge on my fone :-/ & its messed up. I cant reduce the size or I cant see anything else
Oxford Dictionary named “Selfie” the word of the year. Stop the planet, I want to get off.
Hull has been named as the 2017 City of Culture beating Leicester, Dundee and Swansea Bay #CityofCulture
Fuck me Hull gets voted 'City of culture 2017' #Hull #unbelievable
Win premiere tickets for you and a friend to see @PowderRoomMovie
on Nov 27 in London! Simply follow and retweet this post!
Only 13 mins late this time. Improvements! #doctors
What a sad time for #Peterborough
with the announcement the #Panthers
are to close. #Speedway #endofanera #Saddayfortheboro
Cars white, frosts hit the 'Boro & still a month till officially Winter. #Brrrr
On the other hand loving the Christmas lights! #Pboro
Looking forward to my food, starving! Great service as always #impressed #Beehive @The_BeehivePub
Something I learned about people... If they do it once, they'll do it again.
Wow the moon looks impressive this evening
Sometimes you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life.