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Jonathan Ross
comedian comedy 3,835,394 followers
I've twisted my ankle a little. I need someone to carry me like Baby Voldemort.
Might sound a bit random, but I've come to the conclusion that anything that can kill from a distance, even a small one, is a very bad thing
My beloved wife and daughter just got home from the Back to the Future #secretcinema and they had the best time!!
photo of me taken on my phone by @wossy with my shirt matching the ceiling lights hahaha pic.twitter.com/2SBAVTsDXR
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Just upgraded my old rather beat up Piaggio MP3 for this new model. Shirt is optional… pic.twitter.com/qQ4LR3us4r
Thanks to everyone who tweeted me re my ( brief) radio 2 return. Really nice of you. Onwards!
Well done to our BFI Film Academy on placing 3rd out of 750 Education projects in the #NLAwards! Thanks for voting! pic.twitter.com/wZQNKBil5l
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I don't know why I'm tweeting this, but I'm watching Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting on BBC 1 in tears. RIP Chief.
Just saw #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy. For the third time this week. So much fun !
The first time Morrissey ever appeared on one of my shows! Over twenty years ago!! youtube.com/watch?v=Am5AVa…
Robin Wiliams on fine form. What a devastating loss. youtu.be/ABgIMVxwXoU
Robin Williams is gone. I loved him. Incredibly talented performer. Wonderfully sweet and generous person. Heartbreaking news. So sad.
My fave Swamp Thing piece . Just gorgeous. pic.twitter.com/quwZRiGJgD
For Swamp Thing fans. From the vault... pic.twitter.com/G3MiCXVloX
OK, so, I don't like to brag, but I think I managed to cheer Morrissey up a little today. I will sleep well tonight.
3 of our dogs licked a dead frog in the garden today . I've been clearing up after them ever since ...
Am watching The Bourne Supremacy, again, on ITV2. Not complaining, but don't they have any other films?
Went to the premiere of #Expendables3. Sylvester Stallone pretended to fire arrows at me like Rambo, 1 of the greatest moments of my life
Just watched "You've Got Mail" again. Man that's a GREAT movie.