I object. RT “@UberFacts
: Studies show that men who help their wives with household chores are happier and tend to have more sex.”
my fellow SoCal dwellers: I’m playing this Weds night @ Lure in Hollywood. *insert generic pun about dancing off your thanksgiving calories*
I has make color cats
when I'm in the studio and need a break to clear my head, I distract myself by doing pointless shit like this.. pic.twitter.com/EKahUQUZrB
'Faces' from @TomStaar
, out now on @wolfganggartner
. Info and Soundcloud: ow.ly/r6tp3
!la Ciudad! gracias por esta noche! vamo a descansar por la aeropuerta en tres horas. y no “google translate!” esta “10th grade Spanish” :)
lol. big time. health, relationships, RT “@alialsh93
: if you DJs get bad sleep for 300 days / year your long term health is in jeopardy?”
we grindin out here. grind grind. I’m your pushaaaa.
why DJ’s get paid reason #4,817 - my wakeup call for my flight is 7hrs from now and I haven’t even left my hotel room to play the gig yet.
spoiler alert: dinner tonight in Mexico City was. . . TACOS. accompanied by “I Know What You Did Last Summer” with subtitles en Espanol. FTW
I’ll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.
I always thought the 👨guy was a 70′s porn actor but apparently he’s supposed to be a Hispanic guy? and where’s all the other nationalities?
treinta y uno. RT “@cosimo_prideaux
cuanto años tienes”
todo mi espanol es de escuela, mucho mucho anos despues. es malo, si, pero no es “google translate” …. es de mi cabeza. pero si, muy malo.
hey that was straight from my dome! RT “@Sir_tequila
go to the hotel, you’re drunk. (Another victim of Google Translate)”
Ciudad esta noche!!! (did I do that right?) Mexico City tonight! (I def did that right). con mi y Tommy Basura @djtommytrash
in traffic news, today was the longest it’s ever taken to get to LAX, if it sprinkles in LA ppl drive like it’s a typhoon. Cancun tonight!
in science news, the first inter-species twins were discovered.. pic.twitter.com/LbmvYjWzVY
shoutout to everybody who responded with something about salad dressing.
pics from Las Vegas, NV @ @XSlasvegas
are up here: ow.ly/r1URy
actually this quote from it is better. pretty much spot on pic.twitter.com/cZ7tGC8ndR
everybody should read this, just for educational purposes. this quote basically sums it up forbes.com/sites/bobbyows… pic.twitter.com/5rjXpkfY63
track out today on my label @KindergartenRec
. Check it out here: ow.ly/qZp60
just put the finishing touches on my next single, it's ready to be released into the wild! Next month on @KindergartenRec
. details soon....
re: DeBarge - does anybody have the hookup on a get-out-of-prison card in Michigan? looks like some of the boys got into a bit of trouble.
putting my career on hold for a minute to find and reunite the remaining members of DeBarge and spark a reunion tour. Doin it for the people
got him turned onto the fluffy pillow so he stop stealin my work chair pic.twitter.com/fwb19A1a30
dear Apple: please add either a squirrel or groundhog emoji so I may make more Bill Murray references in text messages.
Versace Versace? Versace Versace. Versace Versace Versace…? Versace Versace Versace!
this just in: @deadmau5
will be opening for me tonight at XS to pay off the massive loss he took tonight in the Wynn casino.
Vegas road trip!!! playing @XSlasvegas
i’m sowwy! you’re still my homie! I wanna see you but my life is chaos around the world around the worrrrld. pleeze forgive me friend! (etc)
systematically apologizing to friends for not seeing them when I played their city, trying to explain why it’s so difficult. yearly endeavor
is it too early to put up Christmas decorations? I need lots of lights and uplifting shit to counteract the bad mood from these short days.
no more boundaries, no more boxes, no more people getting in the way of my creativity, pure unadulterated music being released solely by me.
i am making lots of new music. i'm not going to show it to you. but i am gonna drop a new track on MY OWN LABEL: NOT ULTRA in Dec. whoop.
Pics from Tempe, AZ and San Diego, CA are up now here: ow.ly/qKCBI
and here: ow.ly/qKDmF
These days cats in this industry have 500 "professional" photos of themselves before they have $500 in their savings account...Not wavy
Pics from El Paso, TX are up here: ow.ly/qI4Wh
prolly late to the game on this, but this A$AP Rocky song "fashion killa" is so genius. the chorus with the chicks going bang bang boom...
the unbreakable bond between man and beast.
I bet a lotta DM’s on here lead to D’s in M’s.
hard day at the office / catsploitation.
all I ever really wanted on Newsroom was for Will and Mac to get back together. ❤️💜💍💎💖💑
you think an auctioneer could make a girl come in like 20 seconds?