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Wil Wheaton
The corporate bullshit about “don’t criticize Comcast or advocate for #NetNeutrality” was exhausting and annoying. Fuck Comcast forever.
Benefit of not working for Syfy: I can post articles about how evil Comcast is without getting a lecture from execs: is.gd/rjLnWS
This has been #TK421Tweets. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Twitter.
Boring conversation anyway. #TK421Tweets
Uh, uh..negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous. #TK421Tweets
We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? #TK421Tweets
Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. #TK421Tweets
Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. #TK421Tweets
I am beginning to think that the Laffalympics may have been rigged.
Time from my RT about the ridiculousness of victim blaming to some dude using false equivalency to blame victims: < 2 minutes.
I’ve never heard anyone respond to financial hacking by saying, Just don’t use online banking. That’s what you get for using credit cards.
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Every time someone uses the “boys will be boys” line to excuse shit behavior it’s insulting to men who manage not to be trash just fine
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Today is the amazing @NikaHarper's birthday! I hope her celebrations include a trip to Hogsmeade!
If there was an internet in 1988 people would've stolen and leaked nude pictures of Roseanne and me and no one would've ever done it again.
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Very important. RT @seanbonner: An important development pic.twitter.com/p1ooQIQo9z
BLOG: Indie RPGs for Tabletop Season Three is.gd/RUzKXi
Happy September, world!
Why yes, the horrifically loud bass in your shitty Toyota Scion absolutely telegraphs your pheromones. Turn it up, please.
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SOUTH LA: "Vehicle vs. laundromat," 49th & Figueroa. LAPD enrte. LAFD to follow.
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When Mr. Burns makes Homer head bee guy, and the bee bites Homer's bottom, making Homer's bottom big.
Because as xkcd teaches us that we’re adults now, and we get to decide what that means.
This sandwich is one “crushed by thermos” away from being perfect.
Anne and I made PB&J sandwiches for lunch, and crushed potato chips into them, because we’re 12.
“Walk Don't Run” by The Ventures is my new jam. Listen: t.thisismyjam.com/wilwheaton/_8v…
Happy birthday, @DebbieGibson! I'll always be lost in your eyes, because I can't shake your love. Electric youth reference! <3 :)
A guy just said, enthusiastically, "hashtag selfie!" and the girl said "Facebook me!" and I need a cane to shake at them.
If you have someone in your life who's mean, nasty or otherwise toxic, just let them go. You will be much better off. Seriously. Fuck them.
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"yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho"
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Elf shot the food!
You win the Internet. RT @Oatmeal: I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman theoatmeal.com/blog/spiderwom… pic.twitter.com/4zhZuEgZv4
I spent most of the morning playing Suburbia. I'm not sure it'll work for #Tabletop, but boy is it an awesome game.
Thanks for being kind to me. You know who you are. ☺
A sneeze attack that shoots energy at your opponent called Hachoouken.
New York Governor Cuomo has received over $200K from Comcast and Time Warner Cable: bloom.bg/1zODc5s pic.twitter.com/xQFydnl32P
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Some LGBTQ resources for kids at risk of abuse, rejection, or assault by their own families: familyproject.sfsu.edu/home thetrevorproject.org
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I can't believe I've been running Android for all these years, and didn't start using Tasker until today.
Gamer site to misogynists & bigots of all kinds: Go away, we don't want you here. games.on.net/2014/08/reader…
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If you read from top to bottom, it makes the name of a questionable flash game. pic.twitter.com/VxTMVkn156
Today on @YearbookOffice, us contributors share what we learned this summer. I talk about the @wilwproject. yearbookoffice.com/contributors-s…
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BLOG: if you enjoy sitting on counters... is.gd/SbqDvT
In case you missed it, I fixed that Star Trek reunion selfie: wilwheaton.net/2014/08/i-fixe…
I hEarD ThAT FLiEs ARE gOOD to EaT. SigNED, ThE HUmAN, NoT THE SPIDER.
DO NOT WORY ABoUT mE. THE SpIDeR IS GONe AND I AM finE Now. ThIS Is NoT tHE sPIDeR OkaY. IT IS tHE TAStY hUMaN.
The spider has stopped moving. I don’t know if I should be relieved or more terrified that it’s begun to plan its inevitable attack.