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Frak yes @LAKings!! #TeamHorseMask was with you, all the way from Arizona. pic.twitter.com/eQTteXjLL4
Vvvvooooooooyyyyyyyynnnnnoooovvvvvvvvv!!!
KOPITAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
Not actually in a parking lot, but when given that option? Come on. I had to.... (Inversion IPA) untp.it/10on7pt
Noooooooooooo! That bottle had two weeks until retirement! pic.twitter.com/93SLtay0d1
PHOENIX I AM IN YOU.
ATTENTION PHOENIX COMICON: You have 24 hours to prepare your Sparks McGee cosplay for my enjoyment. Thank you for your cooperation.
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"Curious George" tested better than "Reckless, Destructive, Regretful George," probably.
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In UK comics the Human Torch turns into a big flashlight.
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KILL THE DEAD #sandmanslim novel by the uber-talented @Richard_Kadrey on sale today for $0.99! #ebook Kindle, Kobo ow.ly/lhtQH
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For me, the conversation between my Space Mom and her Space Daughter In Law is the best thing about today. pic.twitter.com/ScGr6r47H8
.@RobDenBleyker: I wish there was a travel sized cello. Me: Like a violin? Rob: …
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a lot of humor in my life is currently based around the fact that dick and deck are very similar words and both can be erected.
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Today's shirt.woot is really great. #TheMoreYouKnow
Bingo RT @billmon1 "White House mishandling scandal" = "White House doing lousy job of correcting our wildly exaggarated stories."
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And that's what happens when you only play one period of playoff hockey, Kings.
I just can't hate the Sharks the way I hate the Ducks or the Coyotes. I want my team to win, but I respect the Sharks.
#TeamHorseMask is done fucking around. Score some goddamn goals, Kings. pic.twitter.com/K2owtuQ4Cp
Drinking a Stone Ruination IPA by @StoneBrewingCountp.it/18gPDLp #photo
I am still saying boo-urns.
I'm so angry with the Kings right now, I could be a Goliath in Borderlands 2.
"My team's forechecking well and generating some momentum. Better take an offensive-zone penalty." -Colin Fraser
Okay, @LAKings, #TeamHorseMask is here to inspire you. LETS DO THIS! pic.twitter.com/R4izhafrku
For the record, *I* was saying "Booo-urns".
Okay, #TeamHorseMask tried to let the Kings do it on their own in the first, and we all saw how that went. We'll be ready for the second.
So it turns out that The Sharks came to play tonight. It would be nice if The Kings decided to join them.
"Hey, let's just leave Burns completely unchecked in the slot. What's the worst that can happen?" -The Kings Defense.
HOLY HELL MATT GREENE IS IN FOR THE @LAKings TONIGHT!!! This makes #TeamHorseMask very happy. GO KINGS!!
The original Karate Kid is currently the same age as Mr. Miyagi was in the movie, 51. My youth just got crane kicked in the bean bag.
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"Curiosity kills ignorance. Encourage science." - #5wordspeech from @MarsCuriosity social media team #webbys
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Dear Chinook hops: I love you forever. <3 Wil
Only on CNN: Wolf Blitzer: "You've got to thank the Lord for that split-second decision." Woman, in OK: "I'm actually an atheist."
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Worked real hard on a secret project, so I'm rewarding myself by #homebrewing a Cascadian Dark Ale.
Of all the pointless things to argue about, the pronunciation of GIF is one of my faves. #SomebodysWrongOntheInternet
"The creators of the format pronounced GIF with a soft 'G' /ˈdʒɪf/ as in 'gin'." is.gd/ZCoOIm
I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to
so the proper way to say it would be "this animated American Apparel .Jif ad reeks of child pornoJraphy"
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@AnneWheaton @wilw @paulandstorm 'I was living in a small town in Oregon called Casterly Rock' #StandByThrones
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@wilw [P] “The main guy in the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Sam Tarly.” #StandByThrones
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TIL the part of the Venn Diagram where Stand By Me and Game of Thrones fans overlaps is smaller than I thought it was. :/
Oh, Gendry ... I know that feel, bro.
Just because I'm listening to Random Access Memories on repeat doesn't mean I have a problem. I can quit whenever I want to.