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Me: What do you want to do about dinner tonight? Anne: Let's go get burritos. Me: Buh--ree--toes? Anne: Yep. Me: SLOTH LOVE ANNE.
Not that anybody asked, but the symbol "lb" for pound comes from an abbreviation of the constellation Libra, the scales.
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Went to dermatologist. Turns out that suspicious mole I had that scared the hell out of me was totally normal. #NaddaTumah
Oh god. No. MT @AntDeRosa: @gigaom reports Yahoo worried Facebook could sweep in at the last minute to buy Tumblr bit.ly/108mIY0
Spotted in the wild: Simpsons did it! pic.twitter.com/HLaYb3356S
I think I set off car alarms for ten blocks around my house, I cheered so loud. #LAKings
Do you like apples San Jose Sharks!?!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?! WooooooooooooHOOOOOOOOOOO #GOKINGSGO!!!!!
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Kopitar back on the ice for #LAKings, #becauseitsthecup
KOPITAAAARRRRRRR!!! #gokingsgo !
Only I didn't say fudge.
Oh fuck. Hope Kopitar is okay and can get back in this game. But mostly I hope he's okay. #teamhorsemask4kopi
Ugh. That goal was ugly. LET'S GO KINGS!
I'm #TeamHorseMask and #LAKings 4 LYFE DOGG, but holy hell was that great passing by the Sharks to get that goal.
GGGGOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL#LAKINGS WOOOOO!!!! #TeamHorseMask
Goes well with the #LAKings game. #gokingsgo — Drinking a Stone Ruination IPA by @StoneBrewingCountp.it/13qNc4e
Hey neat a friend got @wilw to sign a copy of HEY THAT IS NOT COOL WIL! pic.twitter.com/YVRFA8vQjR
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That's my boy! RT @AnneWheaton: Perfect timing in my twitter feed, @LAKings. pic.twitter.com/ylNbyKZ9SK
Cccccaaaarrrrrrttttteeeerrrrrrrrr!!!!! EFF YEAH @LAKings
And if you like that shit, tough guy, find the Buddy RIch tapes and Red's Tube Bar. I had that on cassette in the 90s and it kills me.
If you have the means to listen to the first Jerky Boys album, even if you've heard it before, get on that. It's as fun now as it was then.
I'll bring all my glasses, and my shoes. So I have them.
BAM. RT @egumeny: The kids on Jeopardy recognized @wilw's Twitter handle, but not Ashton Kutcher's. My faith in humanity has been restored.
I went to the Empire State Building and because of these glasses I can't SEE, Goddammit!
People remember that Icarus falls into the sea when his wax wings melt. They conveniently forget his father Daedalus successfully flies.
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Okay, this is incredibly awesome. RT @p2cat: @wilw look who's a Jeopardy! clue in the college championship today:) bit.ly/14tSH4J
The only thing better than album Bowie is live Bowie. t.thisismyjam.com/wilwheaton/_5q…
Gigazaur no king tokyo. No hot sexy single in Gigazaur area want to hook up. #loser
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They say fishing is better on a cloudy day... Not a good sign for San Jose
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"Homer don't forget to pick up Bart!" "I'm on my way!" pic.twitter.com/Puhlim0487
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If @wilw can do it, so can I. — Drinking a Totem Pale Northwest Ale by @blackravenbrew @ Brave Horse Tavern — untp.it/YXmiFf #photo
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#vandaleyes! (cc: @AnneWheaton) RT @julesruth: @wilw my daughter just made this for her Grandma. bit.ly/16iawbz
Right out of the tap in my house. — Drinking a Stone Ruination IPA by @StoneBrewingCountp.it/16ARQTW #photo
"Get Lucky" is an even better song if you imagine it as a giant shit-covered middle finger to modern loudness-war club-pop dreck
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So two victories tonight: Kiera Wilmot is not going to be charged and Buena Vista students are headed back to school. #inners
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I now have @StoneBrewingCo Ruination IPA on tap in my house. My secret admirer may be buying me lots of presents in the coming weeks.
My primary duty as a parent is making sure that my child knows - no matter what others say or what she may see or hear- that Han shot first.
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Dogs: WE'RE GONNA PLAY LOUD AND CRAZY! Me: Take it outside. Dogs: OUTSIDE IS FOR POOPING INSIDE IS FOR PLAYING. Me: Outside is for both.