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Wil Wheaton
Not having any fun at all with @ashly_burch, while we work on There Came An Echo. Nope. Not having any fun at all.
Look to your left. Now look to your right. One of those people will die. The other is a vampire.
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Still holding at #2 on the iTunes alternative chart... think we can get it to #1? #HesitantAlien
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AHAHAHAHA RT @JohnRossBowie: Hilarious stock-photo fail from the folks at #IAmARepublican :…
Today, I'm recording more stuff for There Came An Echo, with @ashly_burch, @SoCassandra, and @LauraBaileyVO. I'm so excited for this game!
Liam Neeson's daughter from TAKEN is now a world-class assassin. They thought they could kidnap her father. They were...MISS TAKEN.
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I'm not wearing eyeliner, people. I'm just naturally beautiful, with magnificent lashes. #blessed
@wilw I recently did this to my office's Salt 'n' Pepa! P-p-p-push it good!
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BLOG: There Came An Echo
Star Trek: The Lost Generation #MillennialTVShows
Still Living With My Parents, M.D. #MillenialTVShows @midnight
They're MINERALS, Marie. Jesus Christ!
I just saw a spider in the bathroom so I guess I’m peeing in the yard with the dogs from now on.
I need ten billion dollars, a crack team of field operatives & serious black budget tech. We’re gonna stop the Tetris movie from happening.
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You can find your Porn Name by: 1) coming up with a clever porn name.
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I made: Grilled filet, grilled artichoke, spinach salad, and a Manhattan. #hashtag
When you put a little bit of salt and pepper on your steak before you grill it, and Push It decides to play on a loop in your head.
Lots of of compliments on my @EspionageMakeup nail wraps from my fellow fancy voice actor nerds. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
This is fantastic. RT @ahninjas: @wilw Look what I found in the wasteland
Oh, hey, it turns out that today is September 30, not October 1 like I thought.
You are more likely to be killed by Batman, The Ride than the Ebola virus via @TheAtlantic…
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In other news, I am having all the fun recording There Came An Echo for @IridiumStudios. I'm working with an awesome bunch of actors.
This i... (Guardian's Slumber (2013 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine aged in Bourbon Barrels)) #photo
I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 8)' badge on @untappd!
Obligatory cute #cat picture, with the #kelvin #filter which my friend Abby tells me is the most…
Because it’s a FAQ for some reason: my dinner was a sesame-crusted seared ahi tuna on soba noodles with a soy broth. It was magnificent.
And now, an obnoxious picture of my dinner. I think I'm getting the hang of this.
Okay, as I continue to attempt Instagram, here's a #selfie with an obnoxious #filter.
MT @mikeyface: @krisstraub pretty much just destroyed Ello. Well played, friend. Take a bow.
Time to derp from the moment I posted that John Cleese video: < 1 minute.
What I should have said: No thanks, I don’t like ketchup. What I said: Ketchup comes from the Devil’s cock. Sorry, In-n-Out cashier.
John Cleese on Stupidity:
Based on your responses, @TheOnion should probably do an infographic on the way people park their cars.
Every time someone backs into a parking space, Jesus kills a puppy.
12yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year? Me: What's wrong with the one we live in? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Goodnight, son.
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Apparently, the World Series of Incompetent Driving is being played in the valley today.
MEMO TO: Secret Service ALL-STAFF  RE: Areas of Renewed Focus ❑ Stop knife-weilding maniacs from running wild around the White House
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I do feel sorry for Red Pill Redditors/MRAs. It must be difficult going through one's days as a "failing as a human being" bingo card.
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Just found out my friend has decaf coffee. In his house. ON PURPOSE. My whole life is a lie.