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If you talk like a hate group, and harass women like a hate group, you’re probably a hate group, children.
The bus that’s gonna make you stop going rub-a-dub.
That one stoplight that serves no purpose other than to make you wait when you’re almost home and really have to pee.
So I have to say that staying up until 3am playing @tabletop games with my friends was the perfect way to break in my Geek Chic table.
Breaking in my new Geek Chic table with good fri... (Sexual Chocolate (Bourbon Barrel Aged)) #photo
I just earned the 'Untappd 4th Anniversary' badge on @untappd! #ut4th
I went into the back yard to pick up all the GamerGate, and I stepped in a huge pile of GamerGate and now my shoe smells like GamerGate.
The star of the Blue Lagoon and the blue-haired goon.
The holes in my blinds make a dozen pinhole cameras, and the partial eclipse is projected across my office floor.
Don’t look at the sun directly. Try using nature, like leafy trees! #yesalleclipses (hashtag courtesy @wilw)
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Oh, hey, there’s a partial solar eclipse starting soon.
Getting a flu shot. #yolo
REMEMBER: Beware of hitchhiking ghosts. #psa
#BUTTS RT @markiplier: Spread the news: Butts are awesome
Just got confirmation that my SURVIVAL MACHETE is on its way to Castle Wheaton. So, you know.
Long exposure shot from the ISS makes Earth a light highway… (Image: NASA astronaut Don Pettit)
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And with that, I bid you good night, Twitter. I shall likely kill you in the morning.
“I’m praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away.”
“Fret for your figure and⁰Fret for your latte and⁰Fret for your hairpiece and⁰Fret for your lawsuit and”
I'm not comparing #GamerGate to the Confederacy with all that negative connotation. I mean, just in the proi]cessing of identity and imagery
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The Confederate Flag stands for treason in defense of slavery, but many people simply see it as a sign of heritage, united identity, etc.
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Though, being completely neutral, I think #GamerGate is now less a movement and more a signifier. Like the Confederate flag.
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“See my shadow changing, stretching up and over me. soften this old armor. Hoping I can clear the way.”
When trying to understand #GamerGate’s useful idiots, remember that profoundly stupid people are incapable of knowing how stupid they are
“Venomous voice, tempts me, Drains me, bleeds me, Leaves me cracked and empty. Drags me down like some sweet gravity.”
Somewhere, a #GamerGate-er asks his female hand puppet whether he's being mysoginistic. "Of course not", the puppet replies.
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“Come down. Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.”
“Eulogy” could easily be about these Gamergate idiots. “I Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so eager to identify with someone above the ground”
Hilarious DirecTV description of that old classic, Valley Girl: A California girl w/a regional dialect falls totally for a punker rocker."
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“Something kinda sad about⁰the way that things have come to be. Desensitized to everything. What became of subtlety?”
True story: I’m actually OGT, from ’92, from the first EP … and I don’t even drink Coke.
Here's a #Gamergate servicemember telling me what he really thinks about US citizenship.
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Just to reiterate, a member of #GamerGate just told me to "to show some respect" after receiving rape threats. That happened. Just now.
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“Well then, so long. Don't cry. Or feel too down. Not all martyrs see divinity. But at least you tried.”
In a basement somwhere, a #GamerGate-er connects lengths of string between pasted up pictures of Zoe Quinn, @femfreq and the Kokatu Homepage
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“One great big festering neon distraction,⁰I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim.”
“And if I'm the man, Then you're the man, and⁰He's the man as well so you can⁰Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.”
“Well now I've got some⁰A-dvice for you, little buddy.⁰Before you point the finger⁰You should know that⁰I'm the man.”
The idea of a "sexy" version of the character still cracks me up. For @Sketch_Dailies #Frankenstein
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“Suck and suck. Suckin up all you can, suckin up all you can suck. Workin up under my patience like a little tick. Fat little parasite.”
“This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion.”
Sometimes you just need to listen to Lateralus on repeat all evening, with the occasional break for Ænema.
I think I’m going to buy a survival machete, even though I probably won’t ever need it, but because it exists. #yolo
We live in a world where the SURVIVAL MACHETE is a thing. #blessed…
The D-List Right-Wingers Who've Turned Gamergate Into Their Loser Army:…
Looks like the idiots have decided to try the “we’re REALLY about anti-bullying” smokescreen, now.…
I am still in my Captain Kirk pajamas because my life is the best life.