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Wil Wheaton
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Zed’s dead, baby … #ZedsDead
It’s not a motorcycle. It’s a chopper, baby.
Me: Marlowe, go pee. Marlowe: Okay! [Runs off the lawn and pees on the patio.] Me: I meant go pee on the lawn. Marlowe: I don’t need to pee!
People who park SUVs in parking structures sure do have an unconventional definition of "compact".
I’m not sure how I feel about this… #hashtag
Read this. RT @RyanSchuessler1 I will not be returning to #Ferguson. A hastily-written, brief explanation of why:…
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Sorry I can't take your call, I've stepped away from my desk until the phone stops ringing.
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The oak trees are fucking, and I keep getting caught in their spooge. #JustAllergyThings #MakeTheItchingStopPleaseGod #hashtag #blessed
Saturday, I get to be part of AFTER WHO at 11pm on BBCA with @nerdist, @altonbrown, @nataliemorales, and @Markgatiss. Also: NEW DOCTOR WHO!!
I feel like I'm going out on a limb here -An Arborist
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Thank you for checking in, Ravenclaws. We can all go back to reading our books, now.
*douchebag. RT @rdubuk: @wilw liberal douchbag.
Dear @SeaWorld, You are terrible. Sincerely, Everyone who actually cares about living creatures. Release your slaves.
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Even though dogs are doing the walking on Sept. 28, the #WiggleWaggleWalk supports all animals
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Tear Gas Is A Banned Chemical Weapon, But US Lobbying Made It Okay For Domestic Use... And, Boy, Do We Use It…
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When you block someone for being an asshole, and they validate your actions by sending a handful of assholes to spam you.
As a general rule, if you’re REALLY SUPER PROUD of being blocked by someone, maybe it’s time to reevaluate your life choices to this point.
Not saying it's hot outside, but this dude at the farmer's market was selling droids that speak the binary language of moisture vaporators
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Tuesday night dinner with my family is my favorite part of the week, and today was Nolan’s birthday, too. Happy birthday, Nolan!
When Homer takes Bart to a gay steel mill.