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Wil Wheaton
This i... (Guardian's Slumber (2013 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine aged in Bourbon Barrels)) #photo
I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 8)' badge on @untappd!
Obligatory cute #cat picture, with the #kelvin #filter which my friend Abby tells me is the most…
Because it’s a FAQ for some reason: my dinner was a sesame-crusted seared ahi tuna on soba noodles with a soy broth. It was magnificent.
And now, an obnoxious picture of my dinner. I think I'm getting the hang of this.
Okay, as I continue to attempt Instagram, here's a #selfie with an obnoxious #filter.
MT @mikeyface: @krisstraub pretty much just destroyed Ello. Well played, friend. Take a bow.
Time to derp from the moment I posted that John Cleese video: < 1 minute.
What I should have said: No thanks, I don’t like ketchup. What I said: Ketchup comes from the Devil’s cock. Sorry, In-n-Out cashier.
John Cleese on Stupidity:
Based on your responses, @TheOnion should probably do an infographic on the way people park their cars.
Every time someone backs into a parking space, Jesus kills a puppy.
12yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year? Me: What's wrong with the one we live in? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Goodnight, son.
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Apparently, the World Series of Incompetent Driving is being played in the valley today.
MEMO TO: Secret Service ALL-STAFF  RE: Areas of Renewed Focus ❑ Stop knife-weilding maniacs from running wild around the White House
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I do feel sorry for Red Pill Redditors/MRAs. It must be difficult going through one's days as a "failing as a human being" bingo card.
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Just found out my friend has decaf coffee. In his house. ON PURPOSE. My whole life is a lie.
@wilw Proof that Hypnotoad was around in 19th century Japan! All hail Hypnotoad!
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You people are awesome!! just passed $25K to support @PasadenaHumane. Marlowe says thank you!
We've raised $24,402 for @PasadenaHumane. Anyone want to help get us to $25,000?, if you do.
Luna is not sure how she feels about being in the @barkbox.
I think we're playing this on #tabletop, because it's amazing.
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It's that time of year when Halloween stores pop up in former Circuit Citys, like the hermit crabs of the retail world.
This child's reaction to this guy claiming reverse racism at #AfterFerguson is everything.
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Up all night to prepare two indie RPGs tomorrow for #Tabletop testing.
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS. What wouldst thou deau?
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@wilw Boom boom, acka lacka lacka boom!
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You can teach a horse to open the door and get on the floor, but you can’t make him walk the dinosaur.
Luna is, again, being very helpful. #tabletop
Even in death, Pisster is pissed.
A Pandora station based off Symphony of Destruction, played at 11, vastly improves the Epic Spell Battle experience. #tabletop
Pisster the pissed wizard is very angry, and very drunk. #tabletop
I'm not crazy about trivia or party games, but Geek Out is the exception that proves the rule. #tabletop
I love Belle of the Ball, and wish we could play it on #Tabletop, but it just won't work. I highly recommend it, tho
thepoliticalfreakshow: BREAKING: Peaceful Protesters In Ferguson MO Get Pummeled By Police Officers…
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BLOG: Bittorrent Bundles are awesome.
HIGHLIGHT: It's only preseason, but this Toffoli goal is fun to watch ->…
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"Are you a replican, or a replican't?" - from The Voight-kampff test, simplified edition.
Drinking a Liberty Station Galileo's Four Moon Brew by @StoneBrewingCo -