Noooooooooooo! That bottle had two weeks until retirement! pic.twitter.com/93SLtay0d1
ATTENTION PHOENIX COMICON: You have 24 hours to prepare your Sparks McGee cosplay for my enjoyment. Thank you for your cooperation.
Station Ident - Wil Wheaton dot NEt is.gd/7OiPpB
"Curious George" tested better than "Reckless, Destructive, Regretful George," probably.
In UK comics the Human Torch turns into a big flashlight.
KILL THE DEAD #sandmanslim
novel by the uber-talented @Richard_Kadrey
on sale today for $0.99! #ebook
Kindle, Kobo ow.ly/lhtQH
For me, the conversation between my Space Mom and her Space Daughter In Law is the best thing about today. pic.twitter.com/ScGr6r47H8
: I wish there was a travel sized cello.
Me: Like a violin?
a lot of humor in my life is currently based around the fact that dick and deck are very similar words and both can be erected.
Today's shirt.woot is really great. #TheMoreYouKnow
Bingo RT @billmon1
"White House mishandling scandal" = "White House doing lousy job of correcting our wildly exaggarated stories."
because of reasons is.gd/ArNfGq
And that's what happens when you only play one period of playoff hockey, Kings.
I just can't hate the Sharks the way I hate the Ducks or the Coyotes. I want my team to win, but I respect the Sharks.
is done fucking around. Score some goddamn goals, Kings. pic.twitter.com/K2owtuQ4Cp
Drinking a Stone Ruination IPA by @StoneBrewingCo
— untp.it/18gPDLp #photo
I am still saying boo-urns.
I'm so angry with the Kings right now, I could be a Goliath in Borderlands 2.
"My team's forechecking well and generating some momentum. Better take an offensive-zone penalty." -Colin Fraser
For the record, *I* was saying "Booo-urns".
tried to let the Kings do it on their own in the first, and we all saw how that went. We'll be ready for the second.
So it turns out that The Sharks came to play tonight. It would be nice if The Kings decided to join them.
"Hey, let's just leave Burns completely unchecked in the slot. What's the worst that can happen?" -The Kings Defense.
HOLY HELL MATT GREENE IS IN FOR THE @LAKings
TONIGHT!!! This makes #TeamHorseMask
very happy. GO KINGS!!
The original Karate Kid is currently the same age as Mr. Miyagi was in the movie, 51. My youth just got crane kicked in the bean bag.
"Curiosity kills ignorance. Encourage science." - #5wordspeech
social media team #webbys
Dear Chinook hops: I love you forever. <3 Wil
Only on CNN: Wolf Blitzer: "You've got to thank the Lord for that split-second decision." Woman, in OK: "I'm actually an atheist."
Worked real hard on a secret project, so I'm rewarding myself by #homebrewing
a Cascadian Dark Ale.
Of all the pointless things to argue about, the pronunciation of GIF is one of my faves. #SomebodysWrongOntheInternet
"The creators of the format pronounced GIF with a soft 'G' /ˈdʒɪf/ as in 'gin'." is.gd/ZCoOIm
I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to get lucky I'm up all night to
so the proper way to say it would be "this animated American Apparel .Jif ad reeks of child pornoJraphy"
[P] “Valar Morghulis.” “Skin it.” #StandByThrones
@AnneWheaton @wilw @paulandstorm
'I was living in a small town in Oregon called Casterly Rock'
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store Hodor.
"My dad stormed the beach at Dragonstone!" #StandByThrones
[P] “The main guy in the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Sam Tarly.” #StandByThrones
[P] “Drogon! Sic balls!” #StandByThrones
TIL the part of the Venn Diagram where Stand By Me and Game of Thrones fans overlaps is smaller than I thought it was. :/
Oh, Gendry ... I know that feel, bro.
Just because I'm listening to Random Access Memories on repeat doesn't mean I have a problem. I can quit whenever I want to.
I will do it. I will do it nine times.
There's hypocrisy ... and then there's Inhofe bit.ly/17ZXRd2
"Man, autotune makes everything awesome, especially commercials!" - No one, ever.
That said, Jack Gleeson does an absolutely sensational job creating a character we hate. Let's not confuse the two. #VoiceOfExperience