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Wil Wheaton
games games developer actor 2,566,489 followers
It's marginally safe to follow me again, but you probably still shouldn't.
  6h
I chose the story about the milk man, and Claudette won the game. Thus ends tonight's @CAH game. pic.twitter.com/6JO1ArKSaP
  6h
I warned you.
  7h
Nolan: get it? Because it sounds like 'insects'. Anne: Transvestites win. pic.twitter.com/qmxj6q2bwf
  7h
Nolan: Last time I ate that, I puked and shit myself to death. Claudette: hashtag yolo. Me: I just peed from laughing so hard.
  7h
Toughest decision, ever, but shitting midgets won. Goddamn shitting midgets always win. pic.twitter.com/MVDL4wj3Mx
  7h
One of the few times that fucking a corpse back to life is better than snorting coke off a clowns boner. pic.twitter.com/B2azicNYKN
  7h
RT @jwagner13: @wilw This was the result of the same black card from a game over the weekend. #cah pic.twitter.com/kDHNhUjwqm
  7h
Claudette was the judge, and the blow job card won. Nolan was disappointed that his ball-slapping sex combo lost. pic.twitter.com/JZT564JKcU
  7h
I wrote the uniform card, but the Muppet sex combo (played by Anne) won. pic.twitter.com/tBLCOlUhSs
  7h
For those who don't know, this game is Cards Against Humanity, and you should not be following me while we play it.
  7h
Anne was the judge. Ryan played sugar madness and won. pic.twitter.com/UzWx5UNn9Q
  8h
Our son, Ryan, was the judge. Anne played the winning card. Ryan's girlfriend is at the table. Now it's a party. pic.twitter.com/pqfKCbxeuL
  8h
Acoustic guitar, obviously. pic.twitter.com/5r4gPnKpDd
  8h
I'm the judge. The anticipation is killing me. pic.twitter.com/8hNFGzRniw
  8h
Nolan was the judge. Mine was the cock ring, and won, because "that should have been smallpox socks." pic.twitter.com/iWOIn1jcRq
  8h
Nailed it. Our friend Debbie says, "My vagina card should have won!" pic.twitter.com/bkHbzx0tFA
  8h
Like she's never blown some dudes in an alley before. pic.twitter.com/y3cL0yJxvn
  8h
This is your last chance to unfollow me before the horrible @CAH game at Castle Wheaton begins.
  8h
I told you to unfollow me… RT @Cub27: @wilw #cah is the best! pic.twitter.com/PfyZkgBopn
(The joke is that Anne spends a lot of time on Twitter.) HA HA HA YOU GUISE HA.
Me: Did you see the picture @kellysue put on Twitter? Anne: I haven’t looked at Twitter in hours. Everyone in the room: WHO ARE YOU?