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LiterallyWilWheaton

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"Man, autotune makes everything awesome, especially commercials!" - No one, ever.
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That said, Jack Gleeson does an absolutely sensational job creating a character we hate. Let's not confuse the two. #VoiceOfExperience
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Charities are soliciting donations for OKC tornado victims. I suggest homework at charitynavigator.org so you know who you're giving to
Me, 3 hours ago: I have got to lay off the spicy food. Me 5 minutes ago: OMG CHIPOTLE CHILIS IN MY DINNER OMNOMNOM.
I can't tell you what I'm working on, or what I saw today that's part of it, but HOLY HELL WAS IT AMAZING.
40 year-old me reacts to the sound of the UPS truck the way 9 year-old me reacted to the sound of the ice cream truck.
Boy the double OT Pens and Sens was really intens.
Anne is hanging out with her friend tonight, and I am being a good husband by not watching Game of Thrones without her.
#LilWil is getting ready to perform his one man play for everyone. @wilw pic.twitter.com/j8Od4pQqno
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@wilw When you play the game of thrones, you win or you shit fire.
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Boy, I am really paying the iron price for all the jalapeños I ate yesterday. #IRegretNothing
@wilw @AnneWheaton my 8yo nephew finds Wesley as important as the cap'n of the Enterprise pic.twitter.com/12LswmuQAg
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"We're getting purchased by Yahoo! It's an obscure old search engine, you probably haven't heard of it." -- Tumblr users, probably
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Found a bottle in the back of my cellar, and it's still magnificent. — Drinking a Lukcy Basartd Ale — untp.it/Z4GMvJ
San Jose vs LA? Think again! It is now #TeamSharkHat vs #TeamHorseMask! Which will win?! Dun dun DUN. @wilw @bergopolis
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I just bought a boat with my swear jar.
Are you fucking kidding me?! A fucking offensive zone fucking penalty with 3 fucking seconds left before fucking overtime? Fucking fuck!
Great Caesar's Ghost that hit by Stuart on Williams was epic. That was some 1977 Flyers quality leveling right there.
Err, Toffoli, rather. I got so excited I misspelled the young lad's name. I am ever so sorry, and regret the egregious error. #PipPip
Don't usually think "session beer" when having a saison, but this one's tasty. — Drinking a Saison Diego — untp.it/17MOcXo
Still hate the delay of game penalty, San Jose?
#TeamHorseMask is getting ready for tonight's #LAKings game! #gokingsgo!!
Just googled "Wil Wheaton wins Tabletop." My computer froze. Not kidding. (@wilw)
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@wilw Li'l Will is harnessed up for Falling Skies! (See the 2nd watch logo on the front?) Hope that's not mean! pic.twitter.com/GJK3o5UvaS
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Thank you to everyone who offered answers/advice/help with my oddly-specific #homebrew question. I posted an update: bit.ly/10arIbh
I have a relatively complex question about apparent attenuation in r/Homebrewing, if anyone can help me out: bit.ly/10arIbh
In an ironic footnote to the story, the chicken wing Scott had was only a hot wing and not the super fire hot wing he had ordered.
"Hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky so fancy free..." pic.twitter.com/XJYPh7dj01
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While I was making my eggs, I think I managed to aerosolize and weaponize Tapatió. *cough* *cough*
@wilw's Law is now an official rule for Shadowrun Missions in the new Missions FAQ I'm working on ;)
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I am easily amused.
Me: What do you want to do about dinner tonight? Anne: Let's go get burritos. Me: Buh--ree--toes? Anne: Yep. Me: SLOTH LOVE ANNE.
Not that anybody asked, but the symbol "lb" for pound comes from an abbreviation of the constellation Libra, the scales.
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Went to dermatologist. Turns out that suspicious mole I had that scared the hell out of me was totally normal. #NaddaTumah
Oh god. No. MT @AntDeRosa: @gigaom reports Yahoo worried Facebook could sweep in at the last minute to buy Tumblr bit.ly/108mIY0