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Random text from my mom earlier... #proudmom
I wish Rocko's modern life, angry beavers or cat dog were on Hulu though.
Just found every season of Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Jimmy Neutron and Drake and Josh on Hulu... Excuse me as I re-experience my childhood.
I'd like to go to a NBA game in Memphis before the season is over. So if anyone wants to tag along or give some tickets..
I told her I heard match.com
works better. Hahah
A rando girl just came and sat across from me at a coffee shop thinking I was a guy she was supposed to meet from Tinder. Awk...
Just wanting to brag on my stud of a nephew. I've taught him well. Suit up, Wes. #prouduncle #watchoutladies
I can already hear our future kids now, "what kind of dance is whip and nae nae...? What was wrong with y'all? No way this was ever cool".
Thanks for taking care of me the past 21 years and coming down for my birthday. Blessed with the best fam and another year.
My nephew suited up for my birthday.
Happy bday to the most encouraging dude I've ever met. Hope your day is full of wearing suits and mad men lol
Just like today was the start of a new year, tomorrow is the start of a new day. Be just as thankful.
Kings of Leon was cool. #happynewyear
Everyone eat their black eyed peas and collard greens today. #HappyNewYear
I miss MySpace and "pimping out" my profile.
To the line judge that called my ball out in the third set of my match at Boca Pointe 4 years ago... You still suck. #bitter
Once again, love my hometown crew
I'm having college withdrawals
My sister got me some of that coffee that comes out of a monkey butt. It's a doo doo delicacy.
I can't stand when people beat around the bush. Just say what you mean and say what you want.
Even in our deepest blinded wanderings the Lord can bring us where we need to be. #HeisSovereign
That deep moment of regret after you post a pic to Instagram and realize you should've chosen a better filter...
Dad and I every year: How in the world does mom do the bows on the presents? (While wrapping at 11:59pm. Christmas Eve)
Everything might not be perfect but man, I'm blessed far beyond what I deserve. #grateful
If only I were a 60's ad man.
Christmas where ya at tho
Annual post high school Christmas party with the bros. Times are never dull with our crew of 13. #13disciples
To the degenerate in front of me: maybe if you stopped vaping you could drive
Are you even Greek if you don't wear your letters everywhere you go over break?
Thanks for another great trip, California.
Well I flew a plane today so that's new.
Pilot in training. First of many lessons. ✈️
Well, this trip has been golden. #lastone
When you get a middle seat on the plane:
Please let seats A & C be two beautiful women.
Went through two different terminals and airport security twice just to get a girls number...worth it.
Warriors get the dub...again
To the guy named José who requested an Uber from the plant café....I'm sorry, I accidentally got in your ride.
Had the best uber driver earlier. Ended talking health, faith and education.
What ever happend to predictability?
The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V #fullhouse
Uber drivers that make cringeworthy jokes the whole ride <<<
That look of respect from the barista when you say no to cream and sugar.
No clever caption, just a cool view.
No one sells something valuable cheap. So why sell yourself for less than you're worth?
Popping a squat with my jail cell door open like Al Capone.
Wheels down in CA.
I figured the Heat were going to lose because I started off the day talking smack to @marykate_thomas
YESSS LETS GOOO #HeatNation
Christmas gathering at the family farm and they finally let me sit at the big kid table.
I'm just thankful my parents don't have a shared Facebook account. #goodparenting
I would love it if the Heat would be consistent.