To put this in perspective, assume it took half a second to say 'um'. Almost 2 whole minutes of his presentation was nothing but 'um's. twitter.com/willsiskey/sta…
Want a prime example of 431 traffic?
Just passed a guy driving in the left lane with a flat and his hazards on.
How does that make sense?
Great season for Miami after going 11-30 & getting back to .500 in the last game of the season. Hate we missed the playoffs but what a year.
This guy just said um 192 times through a ten minute presentation. Not exaggerating. That's about 20 a minute.
1. The Miami Heat beat the Cavs & Wizards
2. The Bulls and/or Pacers lose.
In short, pray the Heat make the playoffs.
A true friend is a friend that would snap you a ridiculous amount just to get someone out of your top 3 back when Snapchat had them public.
You can search for truth and you might find comfort, but if you search for comfort, you won't find either. - C.S. Lewis
We see each other once a year and our friendship is probably better than yours.
Melissa, idk who you are, but these annoying girls are talking mad 💩 about you in this coffee shop. Hope they aren't your friends.g
I fell asleep during acupuncture and had a twitch in my sleep while I had 20+ needles in me. 0/10 do not recommend.
A growing heart is a challenged heart.
For all the type A's that this would bug to death..
My mom once told me, "You'll never know what a filet mignon tastes like if all you've had is hamburger steak."
Thankful. Incredibly thankful.
Those awkward few seconds when you're not sure if the cashier is going to give you a receipt or if you should just walk away.
A few months ago, I had a stranger sit down with me at a coffee shop... Here are the words of wisdom he shared.
Last formal. Best formal.
So grateful for all the people in my life. They make me and my life better.
Since this date last year, I think I have read about 80 books. Eye opening for sure. The more I know, the more I realize how little I know.
In everything I do, I just want to create value and help someone else get to where they need to be. With that, I will sleep happy.
I will always love SoFlo and my second home.
"A best friend will tell you the truth. A wise friend will include a healthy dose of perspective." Looking @ you @WillSiskey
Thought I experienced my first Alabama earthquake at the gym then realized it was just this tool acting all hard slamming his weights. Chill
lost the election. #nevergetsold
A few weeks ago I ended a voicemail to my doctor with "in your name I pray"... never felt like a bigger idiot.
I kept trying to endorse you for Poultry Science on LinkedIn but couldn't figure it out so I settled for customer service.
Just thought of the time I was tweeting during convo & two seconds later, the rando girl next to me went & liked it (@SummerBennison
I have some incredible people in my life.
"If you magnify an ant hole, it'll look like a crater. It's all about your perspective." -my wise Mom
Thankful for @savnnahjohnson
and her grace in accepting my early morning spelling errors.
Did no one teach the kids in the @Gatorade
bar commercial to not talk or sing with their mouths full?
Just like getting a crooked tattoo I guess
NEWS: University of Alabama cancels class for the upcoming week, provides counseling, and plenty of safe zones for saddened students.
For the degenerates that don't know how to use silverware. #petpeeve
Remember people, perspective is important.
Happy New Year! Be sure to eat your black eyed peas and collard greens. Wishing you all a prosperous year in health, wealth, and happiness!
Thankful for all in my life. I wish you all a Merry Christmas from my family to yours.
Great being back working with my trainer from my tennis days. Look forward to being back in performance shape.
Thinking about taking a ten day trip somewhere in January. Where should I go?