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Jonathan Long
Its so hot, Satan is about to win his 3rd game of tetherball. Oh wait, that's a tall 5th grader.
Warning: Head glare has been known to cause blindness. "Like" at your own risk.
This laptop is really making my critters crispy.
My mind's telling me "no"...
I love Bunchy's new girl. She's pretty rad #RayDonovan
Shoe choice is a legitimate struggle that really should be on someone's campaign strategy to resolve.
That euphoric, zen feeling when mind, body and soul are in perfect synchronicity while out on a run.
This is not even close to an appropriate time to play Mmm Bop, but....
Meanwhile...#NowPlaying Let The Rhythm Hit 'Em by Eric B. & Rakim ♫
I can't be the only person who hears the word "Sabercats" and wants to respond with H"o!"
Step 1 - Find playlist "Rollout" Step 2 - Press "Play" Step 3 - Smirk Weezulishly #SaturdayNight
BevMo radio spots are the best.
#StrikeBack needs to be documented as one of the best action/drama series of all time.
Black Mage needs food...badly.
"Sex is just like putting money in the bank - once you take it out, the interest is all gone." ~ Dolemite
I long for the day where I see a food truck that serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
What's that I smell? Oh, right, freedom. Or coffee. Total coin toss.
Ever notice now needy people sound with all their "follow me"/"add me" msgs?
Must read ~ Linds Redding's 'Short Lesson in Perspective' - (Thx @stephaniejdu)
#TheFranchise got some Buddy Hollys today.
That moment when things got interesting
The things I do for England. Wait, I'm not English.
"In the words of the immortal Socrates, 'I drank what?'"
#Repost @allhiphopcom ・・・
Meanwhile in the land of hungry...wait, not the actual country...nevermind. #offthegrid #bacon #streeteats #foodtruck
I love her for this ~~ Tracee Ellis Ross Recreates Iconic Music Video for Diana Ross' "Work That Body" -
Ant Tales: An Interview with Adobe Stock Contributor Andrey Pavlov | #Art #Photography
5 Black Owned California Wineries to Visit Instead of the Napa Valley Wine Train
Retweeted by Jonathan Long
Twitter Tips for Beginners: Everything I Wish I Knew About Twitter When I Started —
This is possibly the only time I've ever liked Brock Lesnar.
That said, I can watch Bo Dallas get beat up all day.
Remind me again why Lesnar even comes out if Heyman does all the talking? And how much does he get each time he says Brock Lesnar?
This is the 2nd time in a week I've wanted a beer. And I don't like beer.
Cracking the #Instagram Code: Proven Ways to Get More Likes | #Inforgraphic #Science #Data #Photography
Straight Outta Compton ruled the BO again this wknd. Somewhere in LA, an exec is trying to figure out a sequel.
Sound advice 10 Twitter lessons I’ve learned after sending 23,000 tweets |
Thanks, Spotify.
I think I just figured out what loneliness is.
"Emulate 50 Shades over Jodeci grooves" - Yeah that make sense to me.
#TheFranchise keeps it stylish, even when he's blurry.
Every so often, I'll grow a beard. Then I'm like, "Noooope!" I wish I had a razor right now.
Commuter thoughts - which is better, Apple Jacks or fruit loops?

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