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Jonathan Long
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I find the thing I forget the most in life is usually a belt.
Dear @zanegrant "That’s why they call them Seagates" - Damn near spat out my frothy beverage. FN hilarious (cc @breagrant)
I think Kane in a suit is scarier than any other outfit he's ever worn before.
"Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding." -- Diane Arbus
My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Hans Zimmer (18), Styles P (6) & Richard Smallwood (5) #music shrd.by/m4zmnm
I find myself conflicted about dumb things for a good cause.
RT @TheGeekieAwards: #GEEKIES2014 BEGINS! Watch live tonight starting at 7PM PT - shrd.by/7dJFQm
Forgot what it's like to sit with my mom at church. She's so spirited in contrast to my Vulcan self.
Why can I be sleepy anytime except for when I'm actually in bed?
#ProTip - If you wait too long to take action, someone else may take that action for you - and not how you'd like.
Haven't seen Aristocats since I was 6 or 7. Old school Disney animators were amazing.
Life mystery #332 - why do I love grapes so much and wine so little?
Worse part is, I know the giggling he was doing as he wrote that email. Oh, dad. Of course you realize this means war.
Based on the email I just read, every aspect of "prankster" in me all comes from my father. He is the original (black) Loki
I'm definitely not the man I once was, but only history will determine if that's a good thing or not. #Film
For @JamesStevenson because I love inside jokes and tweets out of context ~ Careless Whisper - shrd.by/J8HHYD
▶ Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot - shrd.by/WDO1dg #GotG #Friday
RT @mayhemstudios: Please start giving today to help children recover from trauma. shrd.by/avMM9X @operationSAFE...
No doubt. I'm the playa that you're talking about.
The Goddess of War needs eye wear. #WonderWoman shrd.by/8abvvY
The Goddess of War needs eye wear. #WonderWoman