The things id do for this right now! #backtickle pic.twitter.com/V04A1LAJGb
New twitter update for iPhone is SICK.
Good luck and take care. And by good luck I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself. 🙌
Forever terrified at the thought of getting feelings for someone 😫
You know when 2 people you know tweet each other and you think... How the fuck do you 2 know each other?! #alwayswatching
When you say something out loud you shouldn't have 😳�pic.twitter.com/6goUuPK3a7
If I had one wish, it would be just for another hour in bed, 😴😴#helpimsotired
Being single is much better than being lied to, cheated on & disrespected.
Love Russell Howard's good news 🙌
learn how to spell :)” learn how to shut the fuck up. :)
That sainsburys advert with the solders is emosh man
I can't cope. Joey Essex can't tell the time what the actual fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😫
I would rather die than eat a genuine camel toe 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Amy Willerton wakes up in a jungle looking perfect and I'm like this when I get up 😭😭pic.twitter.com/lZud7OfMHs
The worst thing Joey Essex has eaten is "Goats cheese" 😂😂😭😭😭 I'm done
Amy Willerton is just fucking perfect 😍😍😍😍
Ain't no better feelin' 😍�pic.twitter.com/YzcT30z0Vt
whyyyy so handsome *.*” why so sarcastic?
how did that not work on her? She must be broken.” Ennit. She has the personality of an actual sloth.
well she was not a fan of you was she” I don't care if she hates me. But don't take it out on Peter Pan 😂
This is the purpose of my existence 😭😭 😂pic.twitter.com/NVNp46BCyt
I don't understand how people can cuddle after sex, all I want is a cigarette and an alcoholic beverage 😂🙌
When you're nice and warm and people try and put their cold hands on you to show you how cold they are. FUCK OFF BITCH IM WARM 😫
Wonder if they sell this at waterstones? 😂�pic.twitter.com/14kffdQc2P
I can hear Monday morning already whispering "go fuck yourself" in my ear.
How the fuck I'm still awake when I went out Saturday night had an hour sleep then did a 9 hour shift I'll never know. #pooped
Why do they put MPs in the jungle? Absolute boring cunts who're overpaid and fuck the country up 🙌 get back in the office shitflaps.
I love I'm a celebrity but the theme tune just sticks in your head. #annoying
My entire news feed is about I'm a celebrity 🙌
Hate it when people I'm close with be stubborn and don't speak to me about their problems. 😡
please don't promote again... Want my spotlight back next week” sorry babe 😂
drunk last night was ya babe? 😂😂😂” uh oh what did I do now? 😭😭😭
My Twitter isn't for dialogue. It's for me to tweet what I want, for you to laugh, agree, or shut the fuck up.
Fuck a fake friend where your real friends at? 🙌
Oh dear @LaurenSocha
has added me on snapchat 😂 lord help me!
Imagine this though really... Realising all your lottery numbers came out.. On the wrong day 😳pic.twitter.com/GeSqtRFTv8